The Next Big Death

Why isn’t Trump on this list?

Biden

Bruce Willis has deteriorated at the speed of light. His passing can't be far off.

Diddy

Robert Duvall

Donald Trump Jr

Jean-Pierre Léaud.

Look for cancer. That's the way to win dead pools.

If Kamala is elected next week, Jimmy Carter may pass on, knowing that he has done his duty to the nation.

Uh oh...

Jeffrey Epstein is in Hell, missing his bestie Donnie. He's trying to pull some strings for a reunion.

Can he pull them faster R11?

I got to see Jeanne Moreau and Jean-Pierre Léaud when Film Forum showed I believe The 400 Blows. It was heartbreaking to see him. She still looked great.

'Tippi' on Halloween would be delicious.

King Charles - his days are numbered, according to his farewell speech the other day. I'm still betting Kate may pass around the same time.

Bieber - as more is revealed in the 'Diddy' shit by the end of the year (seems like every week there's another 'surprise' leaked out) it will be over for him. I don't think he can survive the embarrassment and humiliation he will face in the fall-out. He seems rather fragile.

Is our pollster assuming that Rupert is immortal after the Crossroads Demon deal?

Bruce Willis likely doesn't have much time left.

R16 Evil never dies, does it?

I wouldn’t want to hurt the old boy’s feelings, but Shatner is old and I keep wondering when we’ll have to begin soldiering on without him.

Alfre Woodard

Biden is declining mentally fast. Trump was almost assassinated and loves his crappy McDonalds. And a lot of the celebrities listed in this thread are both old and not in the best of shape.

Why not just say Jimmy Carter if it's about fame only?

Unexpected big death is more interesting to guess.

I was trying to list an array of names and of course, the 10th choice.

Sorry if I missed a more likely candidate to shuffle off this mortal coil.

R1 Trump isn't on the list because OP's title is The Next Big Death...... not The Next Big Fat Orange Turd Death.

King Charles for the win!

I'm happy that Shatner clapped back.

Johnny Depp will die which lead his insufferable fan base to cry all over the media.

Looks like Dem-oc is going before anyone-it is the oldest after all…

Zac Efron, Joanne Woodward, Shirley Maclaine, Eva Marie Saint

Michael J. Fox.

R28, what's wrong with Zac Efron?

Efron often takes serious "falls" which require radical face and body transformations for recovery.

• Clint Eastwood

• Michael Caine

• Robert Redford

• Al Pacino

• Jane Fonda

• Morgan Freeman

• Anthony Hopkins

Dump

Not ready for prickly Jane Fonda. She's a dynamo of energy and want her to miraculously keep it up to 100.

Putin. Please, Lord. He has caused enough harm. Take him!

Hannity

Jeanine Pirro

Tucker Carlson

Gutfeld

Jesse Waters

Very old people’s deaths are never “big.”

When Tippi goes kaput, we'll have to hear how she was cheated out of a great acting career once again...

Dump & Martha-Dump & Martha-hey that could have been a frightfully productive sexless marriage.

Julie Andrews would be a huge story .She is beyond iconic in cinema history.

Clarence Thomas is a great big fat person with health issues. 🤞🙏

[quote]Very old people’s deaths are never “big.”

They may not be unexpected, but they are still big news when they happen -- look at the impact of Dame Maggie Smith's death a few weeks back.

The deaths of very old actors sometimes are big news because of their fanbases especially if they were in popular franchise films, Disney movies, or cult tv shows.

r43 Yes can't imagine Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke, Clint Eastwood Robert Redford, Shirley Maclaine, Joanne Woodward, Joan Collins, Lee Majors etc being anything other than big news stories.

trump, trump, trump!!! For the love of God, let it be trump!!!!

r45 Or Clarence Thomas or Newt Gingrich?

If Trump wins, I’m going to guess there will be another assassination attempt—not right away—by someone who lost a family member, home, job, insurance because of Trump and Project 2025.

^and the person will be successful because he has nothing to lose.

Quincy Jones

Nana Mouskouri

I think it will be a famous rock star.

R20 Alfre Woodard? She’s only 71!

OP.

Excessive pointless bitchery - the Silent Killer.

Jimmy Carter

Bill Murray

r54 I'm convinced he's holding through sheer willpower in order to see Kamala win. I've a feeling one of the Hitchcock blondes will leave us soon. How is Smokey Robinson doing these days?

Jack Nicholson

Chevy Chase - and it won’t get much coverage because there will be live footage of a manatee rescue. It won’t even be one of the cute manatees - it’ll have some lopsided pimpled nose and oddly placed whiskers.

And they’ll reiterate at the end of the broadcast “Oh, and Chevy Chase is still dead.”

Joe Rogan

Madonna

Dyan Cannon

Ivanka

Hopefully every Republican, because surely, they all must die.

That would be big, no?

Warren Beatty

Mason Reese

Peter Thiel and boyfriend #6

Joanne Woodward?! She’s been incapacitated & out of view for so long that most people, even those old enough to remember her, don’t even know she’s still alive.