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Two vapid influencers drown from vanity and stupidity

Poetic justice. Looks like they went to their plastic surgeon and said "give me the Kardashian special". Gross

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by Anonymousreply 27October 30, 2024 6:15 PM

...and the world is better off.

by Anonymousreply 1October 30, 2024 4:50 PM

Now we know that fake tits are not flotation devices.

by Anonymousreply 2October 30, 2024 4:51 PM

An enterprising producer could revive the Final Destination series with a sequel about grisly selfie deaths. Here's another recent doozy.

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by Anonymousreply 3October 30, 2024 4:53 PM

You're welcome!

by Anonymousreply 4October 30, 2024 4:58 PM

And now they are just garbage

by Anonymousreply 5October 30, 2024 4:59 PM

Darwin works in mysterious ways!

by Anonymousreply 6October 30, 2024 5:01 PM

Says the captain of the boat that had too many people on it and sunk.

by Anonymousreply 7October 30, 2024 5:01 PM

[Quote] Now we know that fake tits are not flotation devices.

And neither are inflated lips

by Anonymousreply 8October 30, 2024 5:03 PM

I would DIE for your photo!!

by Anonymousreply 9October 30, 2024 5:04 PM

I love it. Makes me feel all Easter Bunnyish inside.

by Anonymousreply 10October 30, 2024 5:12 PM

The tattoo above the (fake) boob is SO classy.

by Anonymousreply 11October 30, 2024 5:16 PM

Worth it!

by Anonymousreply 12October 30, 2024 5:19 PM

This “influencing” thing is so fucking pathetic. Ooh, somebody wore yoga pants! If I see three more people in yoga pants I’ll have to get some!

by Anonymousreply 13October 30, 2024 5:23 PM

I've never understood straight men's desire for porn-looking blow-up dolls. Artificial on every level - hair, lips, boobs, tan, spackle amounts of make-up.

I know I'm gay - but aesthetically-speaking, it's hard for me to think anyone likes this look.

Oh - and to be fair - these 'influencers' were most likely also prostitutes.

by Anonymousreply 14October 30, 2024 5:25 PM

R3 she wasn't taking a selfie, you moron. She was a photographer, taking photos of skydivers.

by Anonymousreply 15October 30, 2024 5:26 PM

R15, calm down. R3 was not citing an identical case, but another example of someone not thinking things through.

And please back up to any convenient plane propellor any time to show your smarts.

And with the time that's left take a photo of what hits the ground before your arms do.

by Anonymousreply 16October 30, 2024 5:30 PM

womp womp

by Anonymousreply 17October 30, 2024 5:42 PM

Why do all these Insta-hos think they'll be the next Kim Kardashian?

by Anonymousreply 18October 30, 2024 5:44 PM

37? Bitch no one cared about your selfies anyways.

by Anonymousreply 19October 30, 2024 5:47 PM

They drowned in a sea of self-love.

The Fatal Narcissists: coming soon to a moviehouse near you.

by Anonymousreply 20October 30, 2024 5:48 PM

I'm curious about that mustard colored crocheted drowning ensemble that Tamara chose.

I love fringe as much as the next person, but it does sort of seem like if you're going to be fighting for your life in the ocean, you may get your luscious legs tangled it.

I hope they had completely open caskets.

by Anonymousreply 21October 30, 2024 5:51 PM

I agree with rescue-chick, though. The captain said a couple of things to exculpate himself, which is suspicious. They "ordered" him to exceed the maximum number of passengers, and he leet them get away with not wearing life jackets, on *his* boat? He's also at fault, though I'm inclined to give him more of a pass on the life jackets; what's he gonna do, physically force them into them? But he could have refused to take 6 passengers instead of 5. He's the one in control of the vessel.

by Anonymousreply 22October 30, 2024 5:52 PM

He could have refused to leave dockside until everyone had a life jacket on. They cannot bring themselves to comply? Then tell them to charter a different boat.

by Anonymousreply 23October 30, 2024 5:58 PM

[quote]she wasn't taking a selfie, you moron. She was a photographer, taking photos of skydivers.

Amend it to 'grisly deaths in pursuit of the perfect photo,' if you prefer; these deaths were all precipitated by deadly distraction. Other recent examples:

A 23-year-old electrician was trampled to death by a wild elephant in Maharashtra while snapping a selfie.

A 23-year-old gymnast died after falling more than 250 feet down a mountain while taking a selfie near a Bavarian castle.

A 35-year-old tourist fell down a ravine in a Colombian forest while taking selfies. He made it to the hospital but died of a heart attack.

Two-thirds of those occurred within the last few weeks.

by Anonymousreply 24October 30, 2024 6:01 PM

Look at me! I'm a whore!

by Anonymousreply 25October 30, 2024 6:07 PM

They said the boat turned over at Devil's Throat - so I had to look that up. Looks to be at Iguazu Falls.

That's an extremely dangerous area - I can't imagine things going well with a turned-over boat even with lifejackets.

I don't understand how they said the jackets would prevent them from suntanning - HERE?

Is there another Devil's Throat? This doesn't add up.

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by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2024 6:14 PM

If them gigantor cachongas weren’t gonna save them nothing would.

by Anonymousreply 27October 30, 2024 6:15 PM
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