Armie Hammer Returns to Acting With ‘Frontier Crucible’ Western

Happy for him. He’s talented.

I hope Armie's film makes more money than A Complete Unknown.

watch him accidentally shoot someone

I was hoping for an OnlyFans comeback.

Good for him!

That's awesome! He just launched a podcast as well Armie Hammertime, where he and his first guest Tom Arnold speak openly and frankly about having been abused by priests as kids - something I have in common with them - and about the damage that experience can do to a person.

It's fascinating and it sounds like both of them are in much healthier places after self medicating for years with booze, drug and sex - also something I have in common. Arnold's story about confronting his abuser is bonkers!

Armie is very funny and self-aware. I'm so looking forward to seeing him again onscreen.

A-lister?

Co-starring with Thomas Jane? Hmmm.

It seems like he was having a consensual relationship with a gold digger/ star fucker/fame chaser.

Sure, he’s a sicko but I don’t think people should come back and claim “rape” when what they really mean is they regret their own actions.

Yay, Armie!

Fuck that cunt wife of his and also that cunt HoiseOfEffie.

Two cunts in a pod.

A western?

The most hated genre for anyone under the age of 70?

Such a shame he’s so handsome

The producer was also MeToo’d, so he probably sympathized with him.

This is basically the only kind of film Armie Hammer will be able to book: the low budget New Mexico western. This is a whole subgenre born out of New Mexico’s tax credit; the most famous example of this is of course Rust.

Does the have a nude scene in the movie?

[quote]A western? The most hated genre for anyone under the age of 70?

If that was the case, Taylor Sheridan would be unemployed, not paying $300 million for massive Texas ranches to film all of said westerns and doing all of the writing on six different shows. (Seriously. Or at least that's what he claims.) Also, there's still a considerable audience for Westerns among white Trumpist types in flyover states, which is why Sheridan shows all get bonkers ratings. He's one of the few producers "brave" enough to tell stories that appeal to the biggest victims in the world!

Oops, I'm sorry: I meant biggest self-perceived-but-total-bullshit "victims" in the world, who are in reality all racist, sexist white trash assholes.

Very happy for him.

Good for him. What happened to him was a disgrace brought about by the insane thought police. I hope he has enormous success.

He looks sad in OP’s pic. You can tell he’s been through the wringer. He deserves another chance.

That’s an old pic, R19.

Ah yes, another cancelled white man with a podcast and a movie role. Fuck him.

If I was co-starring with him I'd make myself as unappetizing as possible

Poor, racist, jealous R21.

Get a fucking life, LOSER!

I heard Johnny Depp is making a movie with Penelope Cruz. Is cancel culture over? God let’s hope so!

I misread the title as "Frontier Cubicle"

How do you come back from eating human flesh, this dude was an actual cannibal, right?

No he was not a cannibal smh. try to peel yourself off the tabloids if you can muster it.

The girl was a scam artist but did not realize that he had no access to the family trust so it was all for not.

Effie is your stereotypical bunny boiler. She’s a real life Alex Forrest.

She was all for being eaten. She was all into it and couldn’t get enough.

Then she comes out and says she was raped? Good grief. She really tried it.

Why were there so many condiment bottles in his trailer then

R26 No. When men are hyper sexual and have sex additions, they tend to get darker with their fantasies to get off. The dopamine levels and etc and that’s when all the taboo fantasies start to kick in.

R31, I'm sorry, but there is still zero proof that anything went on between them aside from mild kink chat, and that Effie chick blew everything out of proportion. Armie's still a total POS who fucked around on his wife, but FFS with the absurd cannibalism bullshit. (That's not even plausible in film, namely the one his former co-star was in.)

[quote]so it was all for not

I know this is wrong and warrants an Oh Dear but I can't remember the correct term. All for nought?

All for naught.

He's gorgeous. I want him to sit on my face.

So is this like a BBQ cannibal western?

Is it a comedy? Cuz he's Camp now.

I never bothered to watch Call Me by Your Name - could he act or was he cast purely for his looks?

Good--glad he's working again. What a bullshit non-scandal.

Though I was kind of hoping he'd be reduced to gratuitous frontal nudity in something just for the work. Doubt it will happen in this. Now, he just needs to get cast in a better genre of movie.

Supposedly it was the wife too that really went after him. Kind of working behind the scenes to keep the rumor mill going.

R38: His whole career was based on looks and frankly he was really too old for the CMBYN role.

I'll watch, he's still fuckable and his bitter, angry side is sexy as hell. Much better then his PR pre-downfall persona.

[quote]I never bothered to watch Call Me by Your Name - could he act or was he cast purely for his looks?

Luca Guadagnino and David Fincher – the directors of his two most well-known films – aren't exactly known for hiring lightweights for lead roles. I doubt Armie would've ever won an Oscar even if his personal life hadn't ruined his career, and note that he was ALREADY kinda slumming it BEFORE everything blew up. (He was forced out of a shitfest JLo movie, "Marry Me," that was a massive bomb.)

And c'mon: it's one of the most iconic gay films for a reason! (The reason's mainly Timmy, but still.) It has somewhat bizarrely little sex – even less than "Brokeback Mountain" – and I agree with others that Armie was definitely too old for the role, but it's still an excellent film.

He was forced out of Shotgun Wedding, not Marry Me.

[quote]Luca Guadagnino and David Fincher – the directors of his two most well-known films – aren't exactly known for hiring lightweights for lead roles.

Okay.

What I truly find surprising is that he isn't trying to remake Ravenous. It's also a Western, but the main subject is one of his passions and he's already creepy enough to play the Colqhoun / Colonel Ives character.

Of course, maybe he doesn't like the fact that in Ravenous no women are raped or openly eaten.

Who's that R44? Cute.

[Quote]it's one of the most iconic gay films for a reason! The reason's mainly Timmy

Excuse me?? Fuck that little Chalamet, I did all the heavy lifting.

I want to him to eat me so bad.

“Here’s an old photo of me and Armie Hammer… I just realized, he’s looking at me like I’m delicious!”

He's holding a BBQ to celebrate. BYOB. And that last B isn't beer...

Love ya, Armie. You talented, sick fuck.

Some people just don’t know when to retire….

Arse and cock out, Armie.

Assless chaps?

Not a very flattering look

R55 oh hell no

I love him, he is fine.

He's a fool to let his looks go to hell. He should be hitting the gym and taking care of himself.

His primary selling point is his Hollywood golden age era leading man good looks. If you threw his pic up with the likes of Cary Grant, Gregory Peck, or William Holden, he wouldn't look out of place.

(NOTE: I did NOT say he was better looking than they, merely that he wouldn't look out of place).

[quote] He should be hitting the gym and taking care of himself.

His Hollywood career is over. Why bother? He’s already covered himself in prison tattoos.

He ruined the phrase-He's so cute I could eat him up- for good. Not that it had much currency in the years leading up to that revelation in any case but I've always like it. Though I've had some wild fantasies cannibalism was never one of them. Neither has necrophilia. I like my lovers hot and responsive.

[quote]His Hollywood career is over. Why bother? He’s already covered himself in prison tattoos.

I've never been clear about how much family money he actually has.

However, if he plans to do anything, my comment stands. His primary selling point was his classic good looks. Even if he's not making movies, his looks would and could carry him through life.

DL has proven time and again that being hot will mitigate some of the most appalling behavior. In ten years, he may not have a Hollywood career, but he still has to go places and do things. Being handsome would make that a lot easier.

He did absolutely nothing to warrant the onslaught and career cancelling, which I actually think I was merely a career pause. And he still looks better than the cunts cunting here about how he looks. He'll always be better loooking than Rat Boy.

[quote]He did absolutely nothing to warrant the onslaught and career cancelling

He sent disturbing text messages from verified social media accounts. He absolutely does deserve to lose his career for that.

One of the most famous anecdotes about Hollywood is Harry Cohn, head of Columbia, telling William Holden “If you MUST get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.” Meaning stars’ decadent and bad behavior would be permissible only so much as they took care to do it in an extremely private setting known for its discretion as the Marmont was (is).

He did not do that. He did not care. And per his recent podcast, he said he that he started liking S&M posts on social media because he HATED his movie star image and wanted people to know it. His friends tried to stop him from posting his drug use on social media and he ignored them. He knew exactly what would happen if people found out who he really is. He is the architect of his own downfall. Stop feeling sorry for someone who wanted this to happen.

[quote] He sent disturbing text messages

Mary R63, he sent them to willing females who were all into the play of it all until they joined forces against him with his ex-wife for money. I'm glad he's coming back just to spite cunts like you.

[quote]he sent them to willing females who were all into the play of it all until they joined forces against him with his ex-wife for money

AND per his recent podcast, his friend Tyler says that he WARNED Hammer about of one of the accusing women, because that woman had dated another star prior to Hammer, and that actor had sent her dick pics and videos of him masturbating, and she had shown them to Hammer. His friend told Hammer that if this girl was willing to do that to the other actor, she was going to do that to him. He did not care.

So afraid that she ran to People magazine. The motivation for this fake fear of him was $$$$.

Disney doesn’t consider the role of a new superhero and think, “hey, we’ll cast a messy, barely l-talented drug user who doesn’t have the foresight to keep his sexual kinks private because at least he still has pretty eyes!”

No, it’s gotta be cancellation.

Says you, Mary R67.

R68 how’s the autism.

How is it being unfuckable, R69?

Good, he deserves a comeback

And he'll get it, R71. He's on track for one.

If he gets fully nude in his next role then we'll talk. He has to do something to earn it

He unfollowed little Timmy yesterday on IG. Crushing blow to the poor Charmies.

[quote] Good, he deserves a comeback

Direct-to-Tubi Romanian action movies with Kellan Lutz and Eric Roberts.

He has sociopathic eyes. Ugh.

R74: Good for him! I hope his comeback happens simultaneously with Ratboy’s inevitable decline.

Of course he is.

LOL at people who think Timothee Chalamet is going away and Armie Hammer, who now hosts podcasts from his 200 square foot apartment, will make Hollywood films again.

I want to ride his hammer.

R79: Deal with it. Ratboy has unique facial features that will not transform him into a mature leading man. He’ll be lucky to get character or theater work. Armie did nothing wrong and has a lot of goodwill. He will come back and get a decent career again.

Of course, you're right, R79--Rat Boy has played the woke line right down to expressing regret he worked with Woody Allen, as well as appearing both stunning and brave in female-adjacent attire on the red carpet, so Miss Skinny Ass is bound to be an industry darling, for as long as she can milk it.

Sorry, I meant Miss No Ass.

[quote] Armie did nothing wrong and has a lot of goodwill

Nope.

R83: There was nothing woke about what he did to Woody Allen. He was just a spineless opportunist who publicist denounced Allen and said he would give his salary to “charity” just to get an Academy Award. He learned from his lover uh agent Brian Swardstrom.

[quote] He sent disturbing text messages from verified social media accounts. He absolutely does deserve to lose his career for that.

I hope you lose your livelihood over something as stupid as this.

R85, I agree that Chalamet is indeed a spineless opportunist, but he's also a smug little bitch who will jump on any societal trend of the moment.

Oh, R86, those text messages were so disturbing I just had to run to People magazine and tell all about it! Because...disturbing!

R86 most of us would lose our livelihoods if we posted violent messages from verified accounts and it was publicized. It is in most company’s’ code of conducts.

R86 I looked at your other posts. My god there is nothing more ghastly than an old, femme gay man. So many brilliant gay men of your generation died of AIDS and look what we are left with.

See what I did there? I expressed a profoundly antisocial sentiment ANONYMOUSLY like normal people.