Eldergays, tell me about Parker Stevenson

As a child, I had such a crush on him. He was my ideal boyfriend. I think he was a Scientologist for the same reason as Travolta.

Parker said that his reluctance to become a Scientologist is why they broke up.

He was very good looking. I don't recall him being exceptional in any other way.

He escaped Scientology, thankfully. She probably never got the "big one" ever again.

He pinged

He was a skinny little dweeb. Give me a real man like Sam Elliott.

A hardy beach boy.

He was on Melrose place. He leaves and James wilder comes on and he ends up engaged to Kirstie but they never married.

How did Sam Elliot come up in polar opposite Parker Stevenson's thread?

R6, let me know if you'd like a separate thread for the totally distinct Elliot.

Got the big one? Huh?

I'd be happy to be resuscitated by either or both of them.

She won an Emmy and that's how she thanked hubby Parker...

She reminds me of Kimberly Guilfoyle, sliding down from career heights into the clutches of a vampire cult. Each making comments about her husband's penis in professional settings as she slid into a nightmarish cult. Scientology v. MAGA.

R9 They once started in a movie together, Sally Sourpuss. Not so opposite. You should do some research. Look up a sense of humor as well.

Do you normally expect such obsure knowledge from everyone around you, r13, Arcane Archie?

I'd look for humor, if I could dislodge that stick...

R14 It's not my fault you're ignorant cunt who couldn't get the reference. I'm not old, you're just dumb.

This isn’t Moms for Liberty, R14. We don’t play to the lowest common denominator here.

You sound like you could use a friend after a long night of drinkypoos, r15.

Hope your date turns out "OK" and is able to dislodge that stick without too much lube or effort.

Liberate the Big One from that little Speedo and I'll be happy.

He WAS beautiful. The pic with the tight swim trunks look very uncomfortable but you can see dud was/is hung and such big hair too!

R17 Now you're just babbling nonsense. You're blowing in the wind because a post went over your head, and it's nobodies fault but your own. You don't know anything about me, but I do know you're someone whose ego is easily bruised.

A 1976 TV movie known to elders with a vintage Betamax player? The Boomer's Victola...

OK.

R21 It's okay to cry, Mary

I was ther perfect age, 13, when The Hardy Boys (with Sevenson and Shaun Cassidy) premiered and yes, found myself strangely attracted to Parker/Frank Hardy.

Here, decades later, I know part of that was the chest hair... God I loved seeing men with hairy chests during the 70s. Stevenson, Lee Majors, Gil Gerard, etc...

His Wiki page shows the marriage to Kirstie lasted 14 years! Didn't realize that - a long time; did she go koo-koo after the divorce or was she slipping away toward the end of the relationship?

Loved him too. But very sad to see a recent picture of him. Some just age better than others.

Huge head on a skinny body is what I remember

I wish someone would find a pic of Parker's peter.

Mmmm Parker Stevenson

R1- Because they’re both HOMOS.

He was gorgeous in the 1970s homoerotic bromance movie "A Separate Peace."

Um... both Kirstie and Parker were gay. Kirstie was always a rumor (but such a common one in Hollywood you had to beleive), but Parker was said to be openly gay in college (as much as you could be back then). Kirstie tried to get him into Scientology because no organization hides homosexuality better than S.

I always thought Parker was better looking than Shaun Cassidy.

Big penis. Or so the rumor went.

He's been married to a woman for the past 11 or 12 years. They live in Los Angeles.

[quote]Do you normally expect such obsure knowledge from everyone around you

It's NOT obscure.

She said it during her acceptance speech at the Emmy Awards. Everyone knew about it. But the awards show was probably on past your bedtime

You could have just googled Kirstie Alley, Big One and more than 2,000 responses would have come up.

I know, Googling is really, really hard y'all.

Parker was my gay awakening.

R31 I agree. I never understood the fuss about Shaun, when Parker was around. Kirstie Alley seemed an odd choice for him, if they were bearding, I guess it makes sense?

[Quote]He's been married to a woman for the past 11 or 12 years. They live in Los Angeles.

How DARE YOU. The datalounge has identified Parker as GAY. Do you hunger to taste our wrath?

Voluminous stroke-able hair

Cassidy has like...10 kids.

R39, you're close, Wiki says he has 8 children... some powerful spunk. He impregnated women between 1981 - 2011. The man likes for fuck and fuck without a condom or pulling out! Ain't nothing wrong with that (I guess) as long as you can financially support the different families.

This is what he looks like, today.

In another DL thread, someone posted one of his divorce court filings, asking for $X, describing what he lifestyle was like with Kirstie Alley.

[quote]Cassidy has like...10 kids.

Ewwwwwww

Hair today gone tomorrow.

As a gayling watching him adoringly in Hardy Boys dad walks by glances at screen and says:

"Never trust a man whose eyes are too close together."

R29 a review of A Seperate Peace : " Newcomer Stevenson portrays Gene as if he had been hit between the eyes with a rock."

Looks like an old Brentwood loop.

R45 I wasn't commenting on his acting.

He’s hideous looking these days OMG

He's well educated (Brooks, Princeton) and comes from a moneyed family, born on the Main Line to an investment banker dad and Broadway actress mom.

He's had his share of high profile, iconic shows and roles: everyone had to read A Separate Peace in school back in the day, then Frank Hardy, then North & South which was a huge bestseller, and Baywatch was a kind of phenomemon of its own, then Melrose Place.

I saw a made for television movie, Mistrust (with Jane Seymour) about a mature couple falling in love in a bookshop and older Parker had a shirtless sex scene and still looked pretty good. And of course, Jane didn't have any crepey skin.

I thought he was always strange looking with his beady close-set eyes and weird nose.

R6 Did you like his homophobic outbursts about Power of the Dog?

Why was his stint on Baywatch so short lived?

MAGA supporter, I believe.

[quote]Did Kirstie make him become a Scientologist?

No, she made him a homosexualist.

[quote]MAGA supporter, I believe.

Kirstie certainly was. And then she died.

I thought he was way hotter than Shaun Cassidy. I was in eighth grade when "The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries" premiered on television. Parker Stevenson awakened by gay yearnings. He was the brawny brother, while Shaun Cassidy was the twink of the two. I still prefer brawny men .

r53 Not according to his Instagram.

Shaun was like the kid in class you have an innocent crush on. Then you meet brother Parker and have your sexual awakening

Same here R58. And always heard the rumors he was attached to a big dick. Have there been any Parker Penis Pics ‘’Circulating’’?

If he held out a little longer he would have had all Kirstie's money and not just alimony.