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Fuck, marry or kill - billionaires edition

Your options : Musk, Bezos, Thiel

Well?

by Anonymousreply 20October 30, 2024 10:02 AM

Easy answer, Thiel at least knows his way around a penis.

by Anonymousreply 1October 30, 2024 1:40 AM

K--l them all.

Give their money to the world's poor and needy.

by Anonymousreply 2October 30, 2024 1:42 AM

Ew.

by Anonymousreply 3October 30, 2024 1:42 AM

Mahknee on dressuh virst= BEZOS

by Anonymousreply 4October 30, 2024 1:46 AM

I can't imagine touching any of them.

Thiel might be the least gross but he's the most evil.

by Anonymousreply 5October 30, 2024 1:48 AM

where's Vivian Vance when you need her?

by Anonymousreply 6October 30, 2024 1:48 AM

I wouldn't suck their dicks if I was suffocating and their balls contained oxygen.

by Anonymousreply 7October 30, 2024 1:51 AM

…and their was oxygen in their balls?

by Anonymousreply 8October 30, 2024 1:55 AM

It's not Elon, I know that.

by Anonymousreply 9October 30, 2024 2:11 AM

There is no such thing as an un-fuckable billionaire, but these fellas are pushing it.

by Anonymousreply 10October 30, 2024 2:13 AM

there*

by Anonymousreply 11October 30, 2024 2:16 AM

Peter, Bezos, Musk.

by Anonymousreply 12October 30, 2024 5:17 AM

Clarity is kindness kids. You must decide all three in order, there’s a gun to your head, who is it gonna be?

by Anonymousreply 13October 30, 2024 5:18 AM

Kill 'em all!

by Anonymousreply 14October 30, 2024 5:34 AM

marry one, then kill

repeat twice more

by Anonymousreply 15October 30, 2024 5:38 AM

I keep wondering if Peter ever got Vance drunk and sucked him off during all that ‘’Mentoring’’ (maybe he didn’t have to get him drunk)

by Anonymousreply 16October 30, 2024 6:45 AM

Theil - Fuck, at least he's gay.

Marry - Bezos, he's loaded.

Kill - Musk, I hate him anyway.

by Anonymousreply 17October 30, 2024 6:58 AM

I don’t think Peter does the sucking, R16.

And it’s a certainty that Vance did time on all fours in front of a dildo machine. Anything to amuse Thiel.

by Anonymousreply 18October 30, 2024 7:05 AM

This is really the toughest one of the FMK scenarios, I've seen. I haven't read any answers yet.

Kill - Musk. He and his need to spread his defective genetic material any more than he already has need to be eradicated.

Fuck - Bezos. I can handle on one occasion for payment, especially since he got his wonky eye fixed. He must have a hidden redeeming quality if he chose Mackennzie.

Marry - As a female, I'd never have to fuck him. Just stage pretense, act materialistic and vacant as he'd expect, and play along until a little Novichok intervention couldMacKenzie.

That wasn't so bad.

by Anonymousreply 19October 30, 2024 9:55 AM

^ Pardon the bad editing

by Anonymousreply 20October 30, 2024 10:02 AM
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