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Dad with Brofro and large bulge wakes up from 39 year coma

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 31November 1, 2024 11:43 AM

A lot of 1980 was good for me, so I would be okay with this.

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2024 11:07 PM

It’s seems too unbelievable. For one thing, How could his legs work?

by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2024 11:23 PM

Life will seem like a sci-fi movie to him.

by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2024 11:58 PM

This is a confusingly written story, not helped by OP's inaccurate heading. He didn't wake up from a 39-year coma. He went into a coma in 2019 and came out of it with his memories erased going back to 1980.

by Anonymousreply 4October 30, 2024 12:03 AM

Thank you R4, I was just coming here to post that same reaction. Totally agree, I had to read the article a few times to make any sort of sense.

by Anonymousreply 5October 30, 2024 12:07 AM

What bulge?

by Anonymousreply 6October 30, 2024 12:13 AM

Here's a more coherent article.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 30, 2024 12:16 AM

Didnt this hapoen to Liz Lemon's brother on 30 rock?

by Anonymousreply 8October 30, 2024 12:24 AM

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Shit

I read that whole fucking DailyMail article thinking this dude was in a coma since the 80s. 😂 😳🤦‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 9October 30, 2024 12:25 AM

Lucky for him he wasn't in Canada. They would have offed him a year ago.

by Anonymousreply 10October 30, 2024 12:38 AM

A well-timed coma, missing COVID.

by Anonymousreply 11October 30, 2024 12:43 AM

He didn't miss Covid, R11. He was knocked down in a hit-and-run in 2019 and woke up an hour later without his memories of the previous 39 years.

by Anonymousreply 12October 30, 2024 12:59 AM

Wow. I couldn't imagine being in a coma for 39 years. It's hard enough to get out of bed after 8 hours.

by Anonymousreply 13October 30, 2024 1:00 AM

Thanks, I misread the story.

by Anonymousreply 14October 30, 2024 1:54 AM

I can’t believe he was in a coma for 39 years!

by Anonymousreply 15October 30, 2024 1:57 AM

OP, you're not very bright

by Anonymousreply 16October 30, 2024 2:00 AM

I don't see any bulge photo at all.

by Anonymousreply 17October 30, 2024 2:01 AM

Now that I've read R7's story I realize this guy never was in a coma at all. He just lost his memory after being knocked unconscious for an hour. The DailyMail and OP suck ass.

by Anonymousreply 18October 30, 2024 2:04 AM

It's an interesting storyline to think about, though. Imagine looking in a mirror for the first time after nearly forty years. Oh, the horror!

by Anonymousreply 19October 30, 2024 2:26 AM

OP must be hung like a Ken doll.

by Anonymousreply 20October 30, 2024 4:10 AM

Stuck in 1980? That's most of the posters here at DL.

by Anonymousreply 21October 30, 2024 4:29 AM

How are his legs still working after 39 years in a coma?!?!

by Anonymousreply 22October 30, 2024 4:44 AM

Us Eye-talian men are tough.

by Anonymousreply 23October 30, 2024 4:44 AM

Lord Rothermere, the founder of The Daily Mail, with his best German friend.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 30, 2024 4:59 AM

He’s just in time for the ‘’Trump Effect’’ on the whole world.

by Anonymousreply 25October 30, 2024 5:08 AM

Kristin Shepherd shot JR, Mr. Coma Man! And Sue Ellen is still a drunk.

by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2024 5:10 AM

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by Anonymousreply 27October 30, 2024 5:15 AM

I reported the mess DM wrote, for fun.

But I didn't invent the big bulge. Click the photo. Thick VPL nub and two hefty nuts, one on each side.

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by Anonymousreply 28October 30, 2024 8:36 AM

R7 posted a better article. He wasn't in a 39 year coma - the accident happened in 2019, he was out for an HOUR. He lost decades of memory.

by Anonymousreply 29October 30, 2024 1:07 PM

I'll ignore the blatant falsities in the title and opening paragraph of the mess of an article shared by OP.

What I'd like to know is: at first, it says he was introduced to his mother at the hospital. Then later, he's quoted as saying his mother had died prior to the accident and that he doesn't remember going to her funeral?

Whoever wrote this needs to to be punched in the face, along with those who approved it for publication.

I did get a kick out of this comment though:

[quote]Interesting fact. Back in the 80's, journalists were required to be qualified, and above the age of 6.

by Anonymousreply 30October 30, 2024 1:55 PM

You make a dead man cum!

by Anonymousreply 31November 1, 2024 11:43 AM
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