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Do Muriel and Cheryl know one another?

If so, do they get along? Today's outage had me wondering.

by Anonymousreply 6October 30, 2024 12:53 AM

I’m a fuck both these hoes up.

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2024 11:34 PM

This incident is still pending investigation, but you didn't hear it from me that Cheryl is a prime suspect. She has been jealous of Muriel for years.

by Anonymousreply 2October 30, 2024 12:29 AM

Muriel uses Cheryl to empty the place out when it starts to get crowded.

by Anonymousreply 3October 30, 2024 12:37 AM

We all know Cheryl by that stubborn, unpleasant odor. Unless Muriel's olfactory senses have been affected by COVID, we can be certain Muriel notices that dreadful stench from a distance.

And I can't imagine our dear Muriel being happy with being called EDITOR.

by Anonymousreply 4October 30, 2024 12:38 AM

Muriel was in the server room with her Lucky Strikes and doing shots of bourbon. Julie walked in asked to bum a Lucky Strike and Muriel told her no. As Julie was walking out in a huff, she pulled the power cord on the DL server.

by Anonymousreply 5October 30, 2024 12:50 AM

JULIE has never caught on, Justin.

by Anonymousreply 6October 30, 2024 12:53 AM
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