Muriel! You fixted my Datalounge!

I still think it was our assigned Russian Trolls who reported us to Boris and Natasha for not converting to the propaganda. Proud that DL is a target of fascists.

I had to laugh when I looked at my W&W numbers. While we were down DL says I racked up almost 300 W&Ws. I'm very interesting, I'll admit, but I don't think I'm that interesting. Where are these numbers coming from?

Russki hackers.

Fank you!

Thx Murls! Tough morning without DL at this critical time-Fuck Dump!

I was molested.

Thank you, Muriel, for everything you do. You're simply the best...

Better than all the rest...

I'll stop there.

Please do, as a Stuart you shouldn't be singing a Hun song!

I actually had to work today!

I like BLUE!

This was Sum Ting Wong's first day as DL webmaster.

i had 99 likes

I had 400 and something for saying DL had FALLEN and couldn't get up!

R2 and 12, I only had 79. I feel like last picked once again.

R9 - me too and I hated it! DL is an oasis of refreshing bitchery in the dreary desert of M-F office-related tasks. And oh how I thirsted earlier today.

I’m assuming we won’t get any details about what happened.

Either none, or many and none of them true, R16.

Mass deportation of sock puppets R16.

R14 - I had even less than you - 54 to be precise.

I feel like Charlie Brown on the Peanuts Halloween special: "I got a rock."

Did Muriel use Daddy's paduter?

THANK YOU JESUS!

I had 510 notifications!

I think it was good for everyone to take a break, or it would have been if not for checking the site every five minutes to see if it was back.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Muriel playing hard to get.

It sure was lonely around here.

Something had been going on for a few days.

A few threads got decimated over the weekend from what I assume was an FF bombing. Not the usual controversial threads that are generally contentious, but super random stuff.

Fixed it? The old lush just finally sobered up and shoved a bag of rice in the servers from to absorb her $2 vodka.

I think I had 50-something WWs. No compaints. I'm an introvert and probably somewhere on the spectrum.

I started more threads today than I have in the last year.

Be sure to reinstall the site with your CD-ROM for the best experience since Alta Vista.

This Datalounge is the cutting edge of today’s technology.

R18. Well, one of the number one offenders hasn't posted using their most recent puppet in 19 hours...I feel like I can breathe again!

Oh no! I have no more floppy disks. How can I get DataLounge to work?

You're welcome girls! I do it all for you💋

I don't have a floppy dick. I have a HARD DICK.

[quote] I started more threads today than I have in the last year.

Consider yourself lucky, I tried starting a thread and couldn't. I was going to start a thread asking one of you New Yorkers would drag yourself over to Mediapolis headquarters and check on Muriel.

I couldn't start one either...not on my laptop OR phone.

Hopefully, Teacunt has been purged.

Glad it's back up. Thank you, Muriel, for all you do.

Did anyone have issues with any other websites today? DuckDuckGo was giving me issues this morning the same time I noticed Datalounge was down. I hope this wasn't some type of trial run for next Tuesday

Now go crawling back to your booze and dope...

It's MAAAAARIEL!

But will Muriel being issuing her traditional presidential endorsement?

Power outage in Porpoise Spit this morning.

I have missed you bitches SO fckn hard. I’m living on X “battling”, but there’s no place like home. Truly. There’s nothing else like this place. I tell people it’s like a neighborhood tavern. Sure, it’s out of date and totally unhip, but it gets the job done, don’t it? I love a fucking rowdy little tavern of witty pirates and degenerates. It’s living!

[quote] I hope this wasn't some type of trial run for next Tuesday

You're afraid all the MAGAts will sit in front of their computers, sobbing that they can't post more than a headline? Nah, they'll still riot (in their ugly, mismatched and ill-fitting outfits).

r27, to me that signals a DDoS attack, probably by Russians, from within the US.

Pointless bitchery seems to be not so pointless.

Ваши матери — шлюхи, Иван, Борис и Евгений.

I take one fucking ME day and you assholes act like it's the end of the world!

[Quote]Sure, it’s out of date and totally unhip,

How DARE YOUUUUU

You love us Muriel. We are the whipped cream to your cherry pie.

[quote]rowdy little tavern of witty pirates

butt pirates

[quote]dowdy widowed cavern of shitty pirouettes.

butt pirates.

What a bunch of teacher’s pets.

She passes out on the keyboard and gets praised for eventually coming to and cleaning out the vomit and cigarette ash and hitting “restart.”

Suck ups

I assumed it was Dump/friends taking over DL-a dry run.

[quote]Hopefully, Teacunt has been purged.

Unfortunately no.

The creature uses a VPN and can’t be destroyed R38.

I'm glad it's back. I missed the dopamine hit I get from writing something bitchy on here.

I need my “likes.”

Thank you, kind soul.

Shakes titties for likes. 😉

I always assumed Muri-El was Superman's mustached sister.

Regardless, great job!

Is Search fixed?

How about everything else?