Steve Bannon released from Prison Two Hours Ago

I would like to announce my new campaign manager...

And assistant, JD VANCE

I am so not looking forward to whatever shenanigans Bannon is going to do. I think tomorrow Kamala is going to have a speech on the ellipse, the same spot where Dump started the insurrection. I dont think there will be a riot or anything, but I bet he will try to create a viral moment to attract the attention of the press away from Kamala. Or perhaps, there will be hecklers at her speech. She's already had a few, but Bannon basically master mined that who Jan 6th attack months before anyone knew about it. Would not surprise me if he was planning something while he was in jail.

Upon release, did he immediately seek out a mud puddle to go and roll in? Those forced showers must have been absolute torture for Scabie Stevie!

Looks like he managed to not lose any weight while locked up. He must have gorged himself on Cheetos and M&Ms from the prison commissary.

When he went into jail he was accompanied by Erik Prince the founder of the private military company Blackwater, now Academi. That's Prince who specializes in building private armies. Whose sister Betsy de Vos was Trump's education secretary.

I am sure he hit a liquor store and a McDonalds on his way home.

Potato the Hutt

Oh. That is what smells so horribly

Will he be on any kind of probation? Or is he free to be an A-Hole?

[bold]master mined[/bold]? Oh, dear, R2!

If you [italic]insist[/italic] on making yet another noun into an awkward verb, it would be "masterminded."

BTW, IMHO, the worst noun to verb conversion I've seen so far is "nose-dived." It's too hard to write that something/one "took a nose dive"? And if I am correct, the conjugation of the verb dive to the past tense would be "dove."

Thank you for your cooperation.

imagine wasting your time making a FREE BANNON sign.