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What does the H in JHFC stand for?

Well, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2024 3:19 AM

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2024 3:50 AM

Harold

by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2024 3:51 AM

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.

by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2024 3:55 AM

Jesus H. Fucking Christ

by Anonymousreply 4October 29, 2024 3:56 AM

yeah he has his dad's first name as his middle name.

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2024 3:58 AM

Holy, dear.

by Anonymousreply 6October 29, 2024 4:18 AM

aitch, not haitch

by Anonymousreply 7October 29, 2024 4:37 AM

Jamie Hot Female Curtis

by Anonymousreply 8October 29, 2024 4:38 AM

Hores!

Fat rejoicing hores!

by Anonymousreply 9October 29, 2024 4:40 AM

Helen

by Anonymousreply 10October 29, 2024 5:19 AM

Jerk His Fat Cock

by Anonymousreply 11October 29, 2024 6:13 AM

Hector

by Anonymousreply 12October 29, 2024 6:42 AM

Howard. As in, “Howard be thy name.”

by Anonymousreply 13October 29, 2024 6:47 AM

Hortense, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 14October 29, 2024 10:54 PM

Horny. He was famous for his wood and getting nailed.

by Anonymousreply 15October 29, 2024 10:57 PM

Holiness

by Anonymousreply 16October 29, 2024 10:58 PM

Hezbollah.

Mary and Joseph had a wicked sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 17October 29, 2024 10:59 PM

Hernandez and "Jesus" is pronounced "Hay-SOOS."

by Anonymousreply 18October 29, 2024 11:57 PM

Jesus H. Fucking Christ on a FUCKING RAFT.

by Anonymousreply 19October 29, 2024 11:57 PM

I can actually explain this. Jesus' name was abbreviated in Greek as the first three letters, iota eta sigma: IHC (using a lunate sigma, rather than the now conventional ΙΗΣ). This persisted in western countries that used the Latin alphabet, and at some point somebody reinterpreted it (as a joke?) as Jesus' initials, the I (i.e. J) standing for Jesus and the C standing for Christ. Thus the H must be his middle initial.

by Anonymousreply 20October 29, 2024 11:58 PM

Hiram

by Anonymousreply 21October 30, 2024 12:15 AM

Horatio.

by Anonymousreply 22October 30, 2024 1:08 AM

Hung

by Anonymousreply 23October 30, 2024 1:23 AM

It's an old Catholic thing. You stick the H. in there so that you're really not taking his name in vane.

by Anonymousreply 24October 30, 2024 1:28 AM

Ivy is my favorite vane. Grapes don't grow well here. However, ivy can be quite destructive to brick buildings.

by Anonymousreply 25October 30, 2024 1:36 AM

Jesus H Christ on a crutch!

by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2024 3:19 AM
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