Trump has Officially Lost it - Part V

So long as we don't need a Part X.

I can’t wait for the thread next week: “Trump has officially lost!”

Just saw a clip of him burbling, low energy, about how hurt he feels that Michelle Obama hit him so hard at her rally.

He looks terrible in today's stunt. It will be President JD Vance by 2026 should he win.

Oh look. Another Trump thread.

[quote] Oh look. Another Trump thread.

Oh look, another post by the Nazi who can’t figure out how to check a book out of the library

I hope Dump strokes out after he loses to Kamala. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Not me, R7. I want him healthy so he can face all the pending criminal cases.

When do we hear the Genesis sing “Illegal Alien” at the rallies? Cue Kristi Noem and her night nurse demeanor: “Do you want to play your song?”

Song* not sing. Like every song he plays it’s never with permission.

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

The longer he stays alive, the longer he will continue to create chaos.

Oh, look another Trump thread is about as clever as Mein Fuhrer... I accept it's part of the tiresome lexicon but I have to put you on notice, you're not funny, whoever you are.

[quote] Oh, look another Trump thread is about as clever as Mein Fuhrer... I accept it's part of the tiresome lexicon but I have to put you on notice, you're not funny, whoever you are.

He’s still trying to figure out how to check a book out of a library so he can burn it

A montage of clips showing Trump dragging his right leg. Stroke? DL medical professionals, can you chime in?

Well, duh, the link.

Does the Lincoln Project actually buy air time on conventional broadcast or do they just crank it out via Twitter?

And if so, have they done a Donald's not well spot yet?

They have been running TV ads in the Mar-A-Lago area aimed at him.

They run ads in key markets. They've got some up in PA, at least.

The Lincoln Project runs great ads, but they're a mixed bag themselves. Although clever, the ads are very cheap to make, and LP does not often buy quality air time running the ads where they'd do the most good.

Most of the money raised by the LP goes right into their pockets. I wouldn't necessarily call them grifters but....I wouldn't disagree if others did.

Trump sues CBS for 10 billion dollars over the Harris interview – Bloomberg

Rick Wilson it's suspiciously charismatic.

[quote]Trump sues CBS for 10 billion dollars over the Harris interview – Bloomberg

Ugh, this petty, insufferable bastard. I hope they laugh him out of the courthouse.

No, Donald. Stop grifting and work like everyone else. you'll be able to pay off all of those court settlements on your own. The frivolous lawsuit method isn't going to get you out of it.

*Then you'll be able to pay off all those court settlements on your own.

He deserves 10B. 10B is what he could get if he was prezdent again.

She should countersue Fox immediately for the edited interview at the barbershop. Sue for 20 billion just to mess with his head.

Kenneth Cheseboro permanently disbarred in NY.

R28 - I love it when BAD things happen to BAD people!

Trump always threatens to sue, but rarely actually does(because when he does, he loses)

This is just more bullshit

This country is a dumpster fire!

Is he trying to lose?

r29 - Schadenfreude is one of my favorite words and feelings, but only if it happens to mean or wicked people or those who engage in serial bad behavior.

Most people are sick and tired of his never ending negativity.

Trump is 2 billion in debt. This is what happens when you don't pay your bills.

I just want all his legal cases to play out, and the settlements and loans paid off, and all the Jan. 6th insurrectionists to be punished. Then investigations into Jared Kushner and the Arabs, and Trump and his daughter-in-law siphoning money from the RNC. Then tell-all books, including one by the dumped Guilfoyle.

None of this will happen if he wins.

Trick.

Lost over a billion on paper yesterday. Sounds like they're pricing a loss in the market.

tRump spent Wednesday sitting in the wrong end of that garbage truck.

Uh-oh.

[quote]Donald Trump is lagging Kamala Harris in Pennsylvania early voting with a critical and once-reliably Republican constituency: seniors.

[quote]The data is in line with polling in the state that has shown Trump shedding support among older voters. According to a Fox News poll of Pennsylvania, Trump is running 5 percentage points behind Harris among voters ages 65 and over, slipping back from the previous month, when he and Harris were tied with that demographic.

Threatening to execute Liz Cheney

[Quote] Trump on Liz Cheney: "Let's put her with a rifle standing there with 9 barrels shooting at her. Let's see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained on her face."

Say what you want about the man, but he has Shakespearean eloquence, and a quiet dignity about him.

[quote]Say what you want about the man, but he has Shakespearean eloquence, and a quiet dignity about him.

And talk about insouciant buttocks!

The Onion did this story earlier today....turned out to be scarily accurate!

“Those are deaths that poll extremely well across party lines.”

Re: R45. Quite promising, if distinctly Western in approach. In fact there's no need to talk about such a policy, it's best just to do it.

His remarks about Liz Cheney made me nauseous. I’ve said many things about her and her dad but his comments are so vile and so vivid and coming from a former President they are a gut punch. Before Tuesday he’s going to come out and say he’ll kill Kamala if he wins. We cannot live with this much darkness for the next 4 years. The grievances of a New York billionaire who inherited everything, such a victim!

Trump desperately needs the votes of Republican women who feel more aligned with Liz Cheney than with him, and they’re a small % but they are absolutely out there. And they vote.

This is a huge “little” mistake he just made, in a neck and neck election.

Just 4 more days…

Is Trump losing seniors, too? Keep in mind this is Frank Luntz, longtime GOP pollster.

[QUOTE]In Pennsylvania, where voters aged 65+ have cast nearly half of early ballots, Democrats account for ≈58% of votes cast by seniors, compared to 35% for Republicans.

[QUOTE]That’s despite both parties having roughly equal numbers of registered voters aged 65+.

Interesting, R50, since Luntz has of late been uber-bullish on Trump’s chances.

That's a wonderful bit of news, R50! Awesome.

If this phenomenon extends to other swing states, wow.

Rick Scott's opponent needs to hammer home Scott's intent to cut Social Security benefits. Even Mitch McConnell said something to the effect of "Well, if he wants to lose his seat.

This is the end. It's like a glacier calving. Every day from now until Tuesday he will do something to destroy whatever focus his campaign might have commanded.

The Cheney remarks will dominate the day. Media will talk of nothing else (Joe is in a secure location, isn't he?) and you can't both-sides this. They tried with garbage v. Nazis but no Democrat has said anything that compares with guns aimed at Liz Cheney's face. They are fucked. And it's the weekend.

People will tire. If she shrewdly keeps pounding the theme: it doesn't have to be like this she can push it over the line (if in fact she hasn't already.)

He will keep doing this. He is panicking. He sees jail in his mind.

I don't say she's won it, but how can she not now? Even if they polled as supporting him, there are, in that group of people voting Republican people enough with at least a shred of deceny in them big enough to turn away, even if it's just writing in or staying home. What he says matters less than that he keeps saying something new and awful. It's training. People are surely tired.

[Quote] I don't say she's won it, but how can she not now?

Oh, you know….

[quote] Once again, Trump shows he’s built in a lab to humiliate his apologists

[quote] You wanna rationalize the MSG rally as bad jokes by comedians or, yes. seize on Biden garbage line and pretend we back to LAMBERT FIELD and BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN gaffe patrol era ?

[quote] Nope.

[quote] Trump gonna call for Liz Cheney to face a firing squad

[quote] And thereby rub ya nose in it, and demand more rationalization

r43, I'm starting to get this internet sarcasm.

"I have the whitest skin..."

Trump is Snow White!

^^Is Trump even capable of satire? self-deprecation? He HAS to know his skin is orange. RIght?

His handlers were able to shield him from being interviewed for a while but I think the writing is on the wall and nobody in that campaign is giving a shit anymore.

They all know he's going to lose. It's all about *after* the election.

They all know that even if they go out on a limb, he will turn on them.

His handlers aren't just handlers. They're conspirators. They are putting through a plan Trump himself might not be aware of, (helpful if he isn't. It gives him plausible deniability).

Stop The Steal 2024. Promote as many polls favorable to Trump as possible. Allow Trump to continue to rant whatever the fuck he wants. (claiming he's winning. A claim he may or may not actually believe himself). But that's irrelevant.

This way, it will be easier to get Trump supporters to violently protest come the day after Election Day.

Why do people, even here, continue to give Trump and his supporters the benefit of the doubt? In this case, the benefit that they're just humoring or placating him? They know exactly what they're doing!

Donald Trump shouldn't have run again. He could have been touring the country doing his schtick at rallies that the MAGA faithful would still turn out to see. He could bitch about winning in 2020 and share his commentary on America's political scene for hours on end, complete with the 'nicknames' he comes up with for people he dislikes. They'd buy his MAGA merchandise and the grifting could continue unabated. But no, we all have to endure a third election with him as a candidate, attempting to bring back that first term chaos with a side of authoritarian fascism. How the fuck did we get here?

The threat of jail is how we got here.

It didn’t help, R66, but the grifter & narcissist that he is, Trump was not gonna voluntarily leave the stage in any event.

The writers of the 22 Amendment had no idea that a Buchanan would arise to use the term he lost to raise an army to take down the government. The 22nd Amendment needs to be amended: One and done, two and done or (I believe that after a Clinton, Obama duo) THREE and done.

Excerpt from Political Wire:

…”Now, Selzer is back with another shocker: her latest poll shows Kamala Harris leading Trump in Iowa by three points, 47% to 44%.

This poll is a genuine bombshell. Iowa has been assumed to be safely red, not even a battleground. No one—not even the campaigns—expected it to be even slightly competitive.

It’s just one poll, of course, and even the best in the business produce outliers. Selzer is extraordinary, but she still works within the bounds of statistical variance.

However, if her numbers are even close to accurate, this election could look very different than the nail-biter many predict. If Harris is truly close in Iowa, it suggests she’ll win the three Midwestern “Blue Wall” states as well.

If she wins those, she almost certainly wins the presidency.

A caveat: There isn’t much corroborating evidence yet, though a Fort Hays State University poll in Kansas recently showed Trump leading in that solid red state by only five points and a Miami University poll in Ohio that shows Trump only up by three points. And Harris looks likely to easily win Nebraska’s 2nd congressional district.

Of course, Selzer might also be wrong. She might just be one of the few pollsters willing to publish an outlier in a field where so many pollsters tend to “herd” toward the consensus.

But if she’s right, she’ll be the first to uncover what many have suspected: That the polls have dramatically underestimated Kamala Harris.…”

Three more days and we'll be rid of him.

We're about to flush the turd. Although it won't go down easily, it's going to clog the pipe.

^ R71 - BRAVO!!! Laughing my ass off whilst investing in Drano and Roto-Rooter.

Haha he’s on stage tonight literally saying that if he doesn’t win he’s screwed. He begs for votes because he came and gave them the “full bore” and says he doesn’t know what time it is or where he is. Sound exhausted. Slurring.

2024 is not done with us yet. Nothing would surprise me including Trump and sons disappearing to Hungary when he loses. If the Rs are ready to move on from MAGA, they absolutely have shit to leak that will destroy him. Epstein shit. He knows this.

R73 Disappearing sounds great to me.

For sure. I’d pop champagne if I saw his gaudy Epstein jet lifting off for some dictatorship. But a small part of me would have severe loathing for the cowardly act and a desire to see him face justice at home. But mostly I want him gone.

[quote]For sure. I’d pop champagne if I saw his gaudy Epstein jet lifting off for some dictatorship.

And when he goes, I wish he’d take Franken-Musk with him.

So what do you think Musk will do if Trump loses? Will he try to cozy up to Kamala? Or JD Vance for '28?

Musk should STFU and count his money.

I'm hoping Leon dies of a ketamine overdose.

He ate a microphone on stage in front of a favorable audience where children were present. He simulated stroking and eating a mic. This should be over already. The man is unwell.

^ It should have been over for him in 2016 when he did this.

JD will be DeSantis’d. He barely won Ohio. He’s a very unappealing national candidate. Not only will he not get the nom, he’ll lose his own seat to a strong Dem candidate. . By 2035 he’ll have a whole new identity. Likely a fourth name and a third religion and he’ll say “JD Vance, the Yale graduate responsible for the most debased, idiotic moment of any presidential debate? We may have the same evil eyes but I don’t know her. I’m now Jack Spud. Buddhist Green Party member.”

The 2024 election was foreshadowed in Harry Potter so perfectly.

[quote]“Assets. It’s called ‘assets’. I think it’s an extremely nasty term, but that’s what they said. They need assets.”

Trump at his rally just now. He thinks it's a nasty term because it has "ass" inside. This is how his simplistic mind works.

[quote]"I also want to recognize the Amish community... ah uh where are they???"

This moment from this morning's rally was pretty funny. He can be funny occasionally, though almost always unintentionally.

[quote]If they want to build the plant anywhere in the country! Here! In.... Or! I don't care where!

He's tired as hell, has no idea where he is, and has another rally in NC a couple of hours from now. And then four rallies tomorrow.

He has to be miserable, r86. Sad.

[quote] Trump is so unhinged and degenerate today that you know he knows how bad it is. The darkness is falling.

^ That clip is pretty stunning. He admits it's all just a show.

CNN's field reporter just described him as "going off the rails" today.

Twilight if the Trump

Trump describes the most pressing issue facing us today: gangs stealing refrigerators.

He really has his finger on the pulse of America

^^^I'd rather take my chances with roving gangs of refrigerator bandits than four more years of Dump the wannabe dictator and his fascist sidekicks.

Speaking of pressing issues. Why didn't any one of you ever bother to tell me people could eat cats, dogs and other perts?

No you may not eat me r93 .

The insanity that's going to come out about Trump and this campaign will be mind-boggling, whether he wins or loses.

Go to 2:13 on this clip. Sounds like Trump is Bob Rumson from The American President

Think about it, assuming Trump loses, the Republican civil war is going to be the best thing on television.

Can't wait!

Intensity of said civil war will depend on how badly he loses and if they retake the Senate.

I think most Rs in Washington would like to see Trump gone and move on, announcing acceptance of results fairly quickly. Last thing they need is to be saddled with his "legacy" approaching mid-terms.

You’re kidding^^^. They will use him to campaign against Harris and the new Congress on Jan. 21. Get real. There’s no fever breaking for quite a while.

It depends on two things. First, how badly he loses. Second, so many Republicans have broken ranks in support of Harris, the party is truly in disarray, internally. MAGA and the remnants of Republicanism before Trump hate each other and more don't trust each other or have much use for each other. Hard to see how they unite under a twice defeated candidate who single handedly did more to lose this election than anything or anyone else.

If I'm an old time Republican active in the party in Washington, a defeat is the best opportunity to break his hold. The last great future of the party freak was probably Palin, right? Look what happened to her. Forgotten. A discredited joke. Fortunately, he's so fucking awful, he can't be replicated. His TV fame was a big part of getting his ball rolling. Nobody else has that.

MY EYES

Hard to see how they unite under a (once) twice defeated candidate who single handedly did more to lose this election than anything or anyone else.

Umm—that describes exactly what is happening today!

"There has never been a collection of just awful human beings assembled around one candidate like the Trump campaign. Here you have a 42 year old obese incel @TheStevenCheung, who never did anything of note in politics before the Trump garbage truck picked him up, writing stuff you'd find on a bathroom wall at a truck stop.

Like deadbeat dad Jason Miller, Lewandowski, Bannon. The whole crew. All of these people tried to work in presidential politics before 2016 and no one would come near them.

These same freaks will surround Trump if he wins. And they are one of the reasons he will lose."

I think Republicans will just move on and pretend none of this happened. They did that after the George W. Bush failed Iraq War/botched Hurricane Katrina response/Great Recession. They did it again when Romney lost to Obama (remember Romney's GOP post-election autopsy?)

They're basically incapable of self-reflection and accepting that their policies and candidates are unpopular. It's because they They are privileged white men that think they're righteous. They'll pretend Trump never happened but will double down on the abortion bans, trying to repeal Social Security, etc.

I realize that folks are most likely at work, but still

[quote]...the Trump garbage truck...

Love that the smug moron has gifted us this perfect image and phrase going forward. Just as 'Deplorable Garbage' is catching on here at DL. Once read, it's unforgettable, because so demonstrably true.

Yep, we've come a long way since Obama's chaste "bitter clingers". Ever closer to the truth.

On CNN Dana Bash just announced, “Megyn Kelly will be speaking at Trump’s last rally. Megyn Kelly of the blood coming out of her whatever fame”

This clip never disappoints R108. Even Dump is looking at Sarah Palin like "what a nutty fucking bitch."

Did she say that word for word, R109?

I hope so. Nothing's better than the lethal combination of bitchy and truthful.

Yep, R111. I was watching and it’s now on X.

Look what we made Scott Jennings do.

Yes, Roger Ailes' mattress will change everything and swing the women's vote at the very last moment. Are they *that* desperate??

And is she?

Future First Gentleman, Doug Emhoff called the people orbiting Trump, "Psychophants" and I was mad I didn't think of it first. Such a good new word

R104, what's funny is that Trumpers always call people DEI hires and yet he surrounds himself with losers who aren't even remotely qualified for the jobs they have

Megyn Kelly is pathetic. And she is starting to look like an anorexic crack whore. There's something mentally off about her now.

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any dumber.

Worth it for the guy at the end of the clip.

Just when you thought Missy Jaydine couldn't get any more cringe R120.

I'm starting to wonder if J.D. is not only a clown set queen but also a space alien. He has no ability to relate to Human Beings at all.

Truth Social is at stake, too. With Trump you follow the money. No money, no Trump.

[quote]Trump describes the most pressing issue facing us today: gangs stealing refrigerators.

Get your story straight r91: it was 500 THUGS out stealing the refrigerators, on their BACKS no less! They just ran in there and took them! Another example of our once-great nation completely falling APART.

Were the pets inside the refrigerators???

Just the leftovers.

There was roadkill in the refrigerators so I ate it

It’s over …he will get AZ. She will get the Blue Wall plus 3 out of 4 among NV, NC, GA and IA.

His rallies have had meager audiences lately. Donald you're done and millions will celebrate.

Magic 8 ball: he will get AZ. She will get the Blue Wall plus 2 out of 4 among NV, NC, GA and IA.

Drown IT 💙

Last rally ends with him calling Pelosi a bitch. Can we name something in SF after her asap because nobody has gotten into his head like this. After everything that has happened, she was the one still on his mind at 2 am on 11/5/24 - not his family, not even his alleged shooting.

MAGA world is convinced they are going to win and win big. They are all telling themselves it will be a blowout and that the only way Dems can win is by cheating.

But if Trump loses, he will lose fair and square. Here's a little thread to explain exactly how:

Is it me, or do you have to be logged into that Afrikaner site to see that thread?

You’re missing nothing—run of the mill commentary by no one important

[quote]You’re missing nothing

It's actually a good thread, predicting a Harris win. If you don't want to go to ElonLand, you can read the thread here.

It’s nothing you haven’t seen from dozens of “commentators”

Ellen Freene not only showed up and sang "Somewhere That's Green" at the Out for Kamala event yesterday, she's also finally showing some signs of ageing, bless her. That's a damned good run for a pale blonde.

Tiffany tries to make Donny seem pro-choice; gets slaughtered.

Ellen is 73. She looks amazing!

Fake Melania was with Trump today, standing next to him wearing giant cataract glasses (probably because she doesn't have the sqint eyes like the whore). If I were a reporter, I would've asked her a question to expose that she is the fake Melania.

That was def fake Melania. Also telling, he implied he wasn’t going to the convention center to wait out the vote.

Link to fake Melania please

Here you go r144, from the other thread. Too smiley and too relaxed, IMO, to be real Melania.

R144, here you go. She always wears sunglasses. Note she’s wearing them indoors.

R140 "My father......my father.....my father........"

Get your own material, BITCH!

Gawd. Fake Melania is a dowdy 50s style dress. In the footage of the press conference she doesn't move, eyes covered wIth sunglasses, no facial expression. It's like a hostage/sex doll. Such a contrast to the type of femininity that Kamala exudes.

The village in Scotland where Trump's mother came from thinks highly of him, and he's been invited for tonight's bonfire night.

Trump is a McCleod on his mother’s side. At one point they were mass bonfired in Trumpan Church, which led to the battle of spoiling dyke.

I know this sounds like I’ve made it up, but it’s oddly true.

MacCleod, not McLeod

And of course MacDonalds was involved.

Spoiling dyke-another DL legend is born!

There is an image of Malaria in the voting area where the lighting is better on WAPO. Maybe they had a scuffle and the shades are covering a bruised eye - or something. Laura Benanti - who resembles Melanoma but is far prettier, can sing and has a effervescent personality is featured in this YT clip of her on Colbert.

Isn't real Mel taller than Trump with heels on? Fake Mel isn't and seems roomy in the hips. Also profile seems off.

And remember the 2026 Midterms begin tomorrow.

^^ no shit!

Yes, shit!

R146 Do you think the fools there clapping like seals are in on the fake Melania gag or are they really that stupid.?

His education plan:

Defund public schools

Push prayer in schools

Etc.

You broke it, you bought it, America!

I think everything but the dunking has been accomplished for the conversion of America to Evangelical crap.

^^^The Talibanization of America.

Wants to take over Canada...

^ Sorry, wrong link