Who is the Patron Saint of DL?

All of them, for different reasons

Ummmmm

Where is Barbara Bush?

FAIL POLL, OP

Vivian Vance, you nitwit

I wanted someone ALIVE!

Well, honestly, if you go by thread count it's Donald Trump. He has at least 1 billion more threads and posts than his nearest competitor

Don't you need to be dead to be canonized, then be sainted?

Do they still need three miracles attributed to them to be sainted - you know, like landing the hot stud you'd never be able to pull after praying to one of them?

Apollo, the Twink God

[quote]Well, honestly, if you go by thread count it's Donald Trump. He has at least 1 billion more threads and posts than his nearest competitor

Nearest competitor may be Meghan Markle.

Alfre Woodard? ???????

Forget "saint", if there's a problem I want Christine Baranski on my side.

Joan Rivers

I love all of them, but I had to go with Tracey.

Brendad Ickson

Tracey Ullman, no question.

Carol Channing

Teacake

Lia Thomas

That saint of lost causes.

Sigourney Weaver OR Oriana Fallaci (yes, I know--who?)

A lot of odd choices and omissions on the list.

You include Alfre Woodard and Laurie Metcalf but leave off "gay icons" such as Liza Minnelli, Better Midler, and Cher?

I'm not advocating for any of them but the choices on the list are so poor it isn't worth voting.

OP is an idiot for not including Vivian Vance.

You don't have Julianne Moore? Seriously?

I CANNOT pick between Alfre, Kathy, Angelica, Gillian, and Isabella..

I would probably pick Kathy.

Alfre is not an odd choice, we love her!

Who the fuck is Tracey Ellman?

R20, Oriana's books about islam should be required reading for all westerners.

Vance

Helen Lawson

I came to add Helen Lawson to the list, but since r29 beat me to it, can I ask why DL’s patron saint is supposed to have a vagina?

But then also… who would be the patron saint of shopbottoms?

Miss Peanut (RIP)

No one has said Faye Dunaway yet?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Gillian Anderson?

Seriously?

My favorite Wendie Malick scene. The whole family needed depends that night.

Duh.

Please, Ms. Joan Cusack is geometrically louder, uglier, and stickier when she is sad; that is Data Lounge.

Dolly Parton - just because she's a mensch.

What about me?

OP

None of those women are the patron saint of anything.

That is a shitty list

And, they neglected Sally Field!

OP wishes it was as nice a cunt as Marlo Thomas

DONT FUCK WITH ME, OP……for it is I, Mrs. Alfred N. Steele who is worshiped and adored by the homosexual.

[quote]r20 Oriana Fallaci (yes, I know--who?)

I only know of her because she was photographed by Francesco Scavullo for one of his books.

Where is Brendad Ickson?

Where is the future Queen Charlotte?

Fallaci: one of the most remarkable, gifted, and glamorous women of her or any generation.

Angela Lansbury

OP - an insufficient list like that could get a person killed

Deb Messing!

You confuse a DL Patron Saint with DL Icon.

Every Dler has their own list, you pushy bottom.

[quote]who would be the patron saint of shopbottoms?

Great British Bake-Off heartthrob Dylan.

[quote]Where is Brendad Ickson?

At R14, you fat stupid WHORE.

I don't love any of those women. What makes you think tht I or we would do, OP?

IO like some of them well enough, biut if Wendy Malick or any of that lot were signing autographs and giving away a cirsp $20 bill, I wouldn´t bother stopping in front of my building for either.

[quote] Vivian Vance, you nitwit

Viv would be an Emeritus Saint.

As would Lawson, of course.

R58

Why would Oriana Fallaci be a patron saint on DL? What did she ever have to do with gay rights or gay culture?

What about us?

Helen Lawson

Mrs. Slocombe

Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced “Bouquet”)

Edina Monsoon

Ethyl Mertz

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder CO (fictional version)

Joan Crawford as portrayed by Faye Dunaway, but otherwise neither Joan Crawford nor Faye Dunaway

Gretchen from Mean Girls

Veronica Sawyer

Blanche DuBois

Miranda Priestly

Alex Forrest

Clarice Starling

I voted Isabella but I'm okay with the Baranski woman being in the lead. Love her too.

John Waters started all of this wonderful madness

R60- You should have said THREAD CLOSED

I don't think any of them meet the official criteria?

Jessica Walter.

My college graduation speaker was literally a Saint.

That didn’t mean she gave a good speech.

Eva Marie?

Not one of Idiot OP’s picks has an addiction and only ONE has a gimpy leg.

Shit poll, OP; Shit Poll.

In all truth, it really should be Ms. Ciconne.

I'm with R14. Look at how big my vagine looks! It's a huge vagine!

When will Christine Baranski admit to being on The Brady Bunch?

[quote]In all truth, it really should be Ms. Ciconne.

Oh, dear.

R74 I've even had to underline it!

It's MURIEL you dumb asses.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell or Helen Lawson.

[quote] Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Ew, stinkfish!

/s

A cursory glance thru DL the past few months suggests that our patron saint is Lucille “eye roll” Bluth.

Sorry, R76, my C's are in short supply replying to cunts like you!

Joan Cusack?!!

Patron Shaint

RUTH "I LOVE YOU FRUITS" TAYLOR.

Well, I certainly HOPE it's not Ina Garten!

Deidre Hall

Why I Won't Be The Patron Saint of DL, by Deidre Hall

Bitch, I got the competition covered, literally.

Have you bitches looked around recently at the mad hot mess we have here? The only answer is Courtney Love.

Melania, you C-words!

Earlier today I invoked the name, Jan Hooks, and was ridiculed for being old. OLD!

But after doing so, I realized, Jan Hooks' name should be on this list. Even though my first choice was for Helen Lawson.

^ You beat me by 26 min.

Jan Hooks coming in at #92 (who I didn't care for on 3rd Rock F.T.S.) is a shocker.

More like Patron Taint

R92 Hooks was on the initial list, but she went to Heaven on October Ninth in the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Fourteen.

R95 Viv has long been dead as well.

And Lawson smells like rotting death and cheap gin.

I would have thought I'd at least get a mention after all the lusting you sinful cocksuckers have done after my married to a woman heterosexual son Lev.

Patricia Routledge

R20 R27 R48 Oriana Fallaci was a self-promoting, self-aggrandizing, hate-mongering right wing reactionary.

Why drag her stinking homophobic corpse into this, you quisling? You are on the wrong site.

In her 2004 book Oriana Fallaci intervista sé stessa – L'Apocalisse, Fallaci expressed her opposition to same-sex marriage, arguing that it "subvert[s] the biological concept of family" and calling it "a fashionable whim, a form of exhibitionism", and also against parenting by same-sex couples, declaring it a "distorted view of life". She also asserted the existence of a "gay lobby", through which "the homosexuals themselves are discriminating against others".

Rule Lenska. Confess, you DL bitches still use VO5.

St. Fairy Fagdelan.

Eve Harrington

No one else more threads than this bozo, and we all hate him, but yeah, Trump.

10 -15 years ago this thread would have been filled with nominations for Raul's tjucctscroc cock.

You're too short for that comment, r102.

This is my nomination. She's a seasonal saint:

Who decided these women are LOVED by DL? It's tiresome watching some troll trying to make something happen.