Voting in Llanview and Pine Valley

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Can both Clara and Carla vote, like Victoria's six personalities do?

Although officials promise a fair and clean election, a Pine Valley woman named Monique Jonville could pass for The First Victoria. So poll workers have been alerted to be on the lookout for her.

I want that god damned wig!

This is Pat Ashley reporting from the Llanview polling station. Make sure you have your voice heard and come on down and vote.

WTF.

If Pat Ashley had done a little less reporting and a little more mothering her devil's spawn might have made it at least into high school.

Election officials also report that a woman who goes by the alias of Christina Karras in Pine Valley and Rachel Davis in Bay City is an exact doppelganger for The Third Dorian. in Llanview. Poll workers have been instructed not to let this woman vote and to arrest this woman on sight. .

[quote]If Pat Ashley had done a little less reporting and a little more mothering her devil's spawn might have made it at least into high school.

TALBOT HUDDLESTON! Is that what you want me to say, Mr. Callison? Is that what you want everyone to hear? TALBOT HUDDLESTON was in the car with a common hooker. It was was TALBOT HUDDLESTON who was driving the car. It was TALBOT HUDDLESTON who ran over Brian Kendall and left him for dead

Why are Joey and Kevin spending so much time in their bedrooms? With the doors locked?

And why are their socks so dry and crusty

Phoebe turns Opal’s City Council rally at the Glamorama into a catfight at 7:25.

Brooke English is poised to release a story about Langley Wallingford and Palmer Cortlandt giving BJs on Locust Street in exchange for votes.

As a legal resident of Eterna, am I allowed to vote?

So I’m the black bitch who has to get out of Vicky #3’s face?

I can clasp my hands around my head and say NO NO and turn into another personality.

Love that AMC clip at r11! Opal and Phoebe and Tad and Liza. Sigh. Such good memories.

That was around the time I started watching, but I don’t remember the guy hiding under Brooke’s desk. Who was he?

Can we all vote that Tina Lord #5 was the prettiest?

She went on to marry the creator of Cybill, Dharma & Greg, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, and Mom.

And he dumped her. I’m surprised she’s not a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.

Karen Whitter’s pussy stunk.

The best part of this thread is wondering where Pat Ashley will be reporting from next.

Tune in tonight at 8 to learn what to do when on vacation during Election Day....

Would I be voting in Pine Valley or Corinth?

I don’t recall talkin about this here.

Francesca James was Julie Harris’ caretaker, was left money in Julie Harris’ will, and ended up in a battle with her son over the estate?

Brooke English was the most beautiful soap name.

R22. Sounds like Kitty Shea/Kelly Cole was pulling Phoebe Tyler-type stunts.

Will Emily Ann Sago's vote count? I think she's still in the sanitarium.

How did Francesca the carpet muncher get caught up with Julie Harris? Julie wasn’t lebanese.

GASP

Interesting about Francesca and Julie Harris. I remember reading that Steve Basset (Seth, ATWT) had been a caretaker or something for someone famous and was mentioned when the older man died. I can’t remember who that was.

What about the rich queen who left all his money to Peter Barton?

Q: Do you have to be able to spell [bold]Llanview [/bold]correctly to vote, or is it already printed on the ballots?

And PS: whose stupid idea was that name? I’m sorry, but really…

Anyone want to buy some Beanie Babies?

R28, you mean the comic actor who played Nigel? Do tell.

R22, thanks for posting. I had never heard anything about this story — so soapy and juicy.

That queen Fairman reports that Victoria Sleestack has been in Vermont cleaning out her daughter’s belongings.

I’m going to channel Phoebe in this scene if Tuesday’s election doesn’t go the way I hope.

R34. She must have had a lot of stuff...it'll be a year in January.

I hope Jean comes out to pack the stuff so Slee doesn't have to suffer. Jean would throw most of it away anyway.

R37. Everything...is fine. It will all....be...fine.

We had some of "those" people try to vote at the Pine Valley offices of the Daughters of Fine Lineage. I don't care how long they've lived in Pine Valley: anyone named "Santos" clearly does not BELONG here!

Cheating in the state of Pennsylvania is ... I think "trending" right now, and I'm certain this is why!

MORE WELFARE FOR THE BLACKS!

I do remember hearing about Francesca James being involved with an older actor's estate - had forgotten it was Julie Harris.

FJ was Julie's friend, sometimes caretaker and possibly more, since Francesca was in the daytime dyke club (with founding members Lois Kibbee and Connie Ford).

R32 You're thinking of Peter Bartlett, who played Nigel.

Steve Bassett was, as R28 mentioned, the very tall, handsome fellow who played Seth on ATWT. Sizemeat for days. I'd never heard about him being a caretaker so I need to find out more!

R29 That's a fascinating story too. That guy was either a closet queen who had fantasies about Barton and the other actor, or a slow/touched in the head guy with a childlike demeanor who worshipped TV heroes.

Enid, suck a bowl full of black dicks!

I do all the time and I love it!

The Third Victoria sounds like it wouldn't be out of place as a pub name on EastEnders. LOL

R28 here. There was a time when ATWT rivaled AMC as the #1 show in my heart, and Steve Bassett played a big part in that. I had such a crush on him. I was a teen at the time. It’s no coincidence that my first boyfriend when I finally came out was quiet and tall with dark hair…

I have been trying to remember who the older gay man was who died. He was maybe an author or a playwright? I recall the obituary mentioned his friend Steve Bassett and maybe Basset’s wife as maybe being his caretakers? Ugh, it’s driving me crazy now.

Sorry to derail the thread with non Pine Valley and Llanview posts.

Here's the current P&G thread, r45

WHET Pat Ashley?

Bo ate her.

.......

Pat Ashley left Llanview to take on a new identity as a madam in Corinth.

How to run the best brothel in New England, here at 11.

[quote]Pat Ashley left Llanview to take on a new identity as a madam in Corinth.

Pat Ashley stopped in Bay City before arriving in Corinith. She took on the identity of a doctor while in Bay City.

Llantano County is red on CNN's chart. I blame you, Wanda Webb Wolek!

I don't like these election returns atall.

[quote]I don't like these election returns atall.

I believe we've established that Viki Slestack is a registered Republican. So, I would think the would indeed be happy about the election results.

R56. I ran as pro-police, anti-crime when I became mayor in the early 90s. Then Carlo Hesser had me shot....

When Viki Sleestack was running for mayor (or whatever she was running for) in 2008 she was courting the LGBT vote. Don't remember anything about her platform other than it was courting Llanview's gay constituency.

Not to be outdone, Dorian got gay married to prove how pro-gay she was.

The big gay marriage event led to great ratings! I was there in person interviewing this interesting woman named Madame Delphina...

Dorian ran for Mayor and some black lezzy ate out her snatch. Good times!

[italic]Get those two black bitches out of my snatch!

That Queen Jason47 has been posting ratings from the early 70’s and even the 60’s. OLTL was a dud at first. “Clara” didn’t bring in the ratings as MsHolly claimed.

[quote]r61 “Clara” didn’t bring in the ratings as Ms. Holly claimed. — Viki #3 Sleestack

Excuse me, my name was [italic]Carla.[/italic] As you well know.

It’s really important to you to hurt me, isn’t it?

R62 No. You’re Carla when you’re black. Clara when white. Now get into my tercel to meet Ed Hall for lunch at the precinct.

I can handle this, Mother.

I have no comment.

Caa-LARRR-AH!

My toyota tercel needs service.

Will they be hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the homeless at Llanfair?

R69 Not attall!

Clara - get that 3rd Victoria bitch out of my sight. She ain’t getting my turkey leg.

Helen Gallagher has died at age 98.

R71! RIP Maeve Colleary Ryan...and to a lesser extent Dr. Maud Boylan.

Has Victoria Sleestack commented yet? Helen beat Slee in 1988 at Emmys, which Slee did not like attall!

Slee and Helen had had similar infections and cadences in their voices.

I have a question that's more Corinth than Pine Valley-related. When exactly did Larkin Malloy have his mental health episode? It was in 1992, correct? The reason I ask is because I'm following along with the daily Loving recaps from that year, which are up to September. At this point, Clay has been gone for a few weeks. He walked out on Dinah Lee because he's traumatized that Cabot wasn't actually his father. I see that Clay's going to come back soon, apparently still played by Malloy, to respond to the next family crisis (Trisha's kidnapping) before the role is recast with Dennis Parlato. Did they haul Larkin back just do as many episodes as he could before they could line up Parlato?

I wore my Llanview sweatshirt out for the first time this morning.

When I went into the store I saw an older lady looking at me. I didn’t think anything of it until the second time I saw her. She wasn’t all that close, but she pointed me yelled, “I know that! That’s One Life to Live!”

Thom Christopher. He couldn’t live forever.

R77. Has Slee commented yet?

No r78. She’s been at the hospital. She chucked a glass jar of fancy prunes down the basement to her MAGA son as a treat, and they hit him right in the skull and knocked him unconscious. She’s been hovering over his bed, like Viki hovering over a dying Megan, since.

R79 This hovering won't win her an Emmy, however.

Maybe Slee’s son will make her a grandmother someday…….

R81. Yes....as soon as he leaves the basement.

I don't like this line of discussion atall.

In honor of All My Children’s 55th Anniversary, Andy Cohen will be interviewing Susan Lucci and many other AMC actors in January in NYC. I hate Andy Cohen, but I wish I could go.

Cohen is terrible and he emphasizes all the wrong things about soaps.

Eva "Tits" LaRue is going. She must be taking a "well deserved" vacation from her nothing role on GH.

Will tits LaRue talk about how her ex, John Callahan used to dial 900 numbers and whack off in his dressing room?

Ironic, since Cohen’s Housewives shows helped kill soaps.

Not doubt that bossy little shrew of a witch Kelly Ripa will be there to monopolize the discussion

Why are Kelly Ripa’s tits so tiny? She had 3 kids! Tits LaRue has in plants. I find it hard to believe that Mark likes Kelly’s tiny little titties.

Cohen's soap tribute was dreadful.

Won't you all join me, on January 20, 2015, for live coverage of the inauguration of Donald J. Trump? Also a reminder, starting tomorrow, I'll be bringing you a one minute info-clip on the history of the inauguration. A new clip every day.

I will see you there, Pat. I'm staying at the Watergate, modeling dresses for TALBOT HUDDLESTON!!!

Did we ever hear what happened to Karen Wolek when she left Llanview? I bet she did still sell pussy

I sure wish David Vickers had an OnlyFans.

[quote]R94 Did we ever hear what happened to Karen Wolek when she left Llanview?

I think the character moved to Canada. I don’t recall the circumstances.

She fell in love with an FBI agent, Steve Pierpont, I think, and followed him to Canada. That actor ended up married to little Judy Light.

R97, then he went on to torture Paige on Knots Landing.

They didn't know what to do with Karen once she stopped selling pussy. Her stories after that were ridiculous.

I bet the amount of fan mail she received plummeted in the early 1980s.

Karen Wolek found a brand new life around the bend.

LOL I remember when Marco and Karen were carnies. I don't recall from who or what they were running from.

The two most interesting characters on the show were OG Dorian and Cathy Craig.

And the original Victoria.

the third victoria was just so uninteresting to me. "My dad finger banged me. I'm 50 people now". Got so irritating. "Long line at the grocery store today. I'm 51 people now." UGH

R105. I do not find your comment helpful attall!

Agnes Nixon and the Third Victoria STOLE my career!

Agnes and the Third Victoria kicked kittens and stole Salvation Army kettles!

When he first arrived on All My Children they were going to hire Ellen Holly on AMC and be a love interest for Adam Chandler. I think this was about 1984. She refused. Stupid move.

R108. That must have been after Paul Rauch told her "get that hair off of your neck. You're the DA!"

Ouch, Holly was in a slightly older age bracket, but she quit right before the soaps' highest-earning years (1985 -1995) when the really big bucks started rolling in for the highest-profile ladies.

Everyone needs to back off bashing Ms. Holly and show some compassion. Of course she was treated poorly by the show.

Nonetheless, she had better stage credits than about anyone in the cast - multiple Broadway shows, Shakespeare and Chekhov for Joseph Papp, etc.

She deserved better from Sleestak, et al.

R111 is the ghost of Lil Hayman, revving up the Tercel and ready to mow down every bitch on here that’s posting cuntery about Ellen Holly.

Karen is torn.

How could any man want Karen after so many men pumped one in her? What kind of man wants to roll around in another man's garbage?

Ellen Holly lied about Miss Sleestack. You don’t come back from that.

Sleestak thinks she’s Theater Royalty because she appeared onstage with Lovey Howell back in 1974.

Well, Ellen Holly wouldn’t have wiped her ASS with a saccharin ingenue role like that.

R116. Also costarring the future Mr. Sleestack!

Lil' couldn't wipe her ass.

And did Sleestak offer to help?

[bold]#NO

She sent Sloane to help.

OMG slaystack worked with Mr. Belvedere on stage!

R121. Yes. But she was no Ilene Graff.

Rauch OLTL was truly the shows heyday. Followed my Malone. But I did love the mid 80s era too.

Sad to hear that Colin Egglesfield, formerly of AMC, is fighting testicular AND prostate cancer. (Apparently, the first bout with testicular cancer happened back when he was on AMC!)

He had the impossible job of playing Erica's unabortion, but I always thought he was handsome as hell. A hot dude getting his nuts attacked? Why, God, why? Erica needs to be in the hospital chapel asking that question.

bump

Any scoop about James Patrick Stuart's time on AMC as Will Cortlandt?

He has admitted he was a jerk back then. Was the character killed off because of JPS's out of control ego?

Also where did the James Scott being well hung start?

R127 At puberty, Rose.

James being well hung is what got him to America and got him noticed by someone who referred him to Judy Blye Wilson.

Poor MEK was dickmatized.

The DAYS joke about EJ's 13 x 8.5 may have been an exaggeration but not as much as we thought......

Esta Terblanche's cause of death revealed.

R130. Poor dear. She was terrific as Gillian and I HATED she was killed off to save that bore Laura Kirk.

The Looch is finally starting to show her age.

R132. She looks like the Third Victoria did back in 1977.