Let's Be New Hampshire

I'm apple picking

I’m the iconic Old Man of the Mountain, featured on stamps and license plates, crumbled to oblivion sometime between May 2 and May 3, 2003 but nobody noticed because it was foggy.

I'm Laconia Bike Week @ Weirs Beach!

They say it rains every year for Laconia Bike Week. They're right.

That’s a beautiful pic OP.

I'm that fraternity at Dartmouth that directly inspired "Animal House."

We are normal Republicans:

John Sununu

Warren Rudman

Judd Gregg

Justice David Souter

Gordon Humphrey

Kellye Ayotte

I'm "live free or die"

I’m not wearing a helmet on my motorcycle because I don’t have to.

I'm the two types of people in NH:

(1) sophisticate whites, or

(2) redneck whites

I’m all those people that literally died in a grease fire.

I’m Dixville Notch, the first in the nation to vote and post election results. There’s six of us. Trump has never got a majority even with the Republicans.

I'm Franklin Pierce

I'm all the invading Massholes who don't know how to drive. 🚨🚗⚰️

I'm Lovecraftian .

I’m the state with the shortest ocean coast but at least I got some. Unlike those smug Vermonters.

I'm all the Vermonters driving over the border to buy television sets and computers because there's no sales tax in NH.

I’m the secluded house named Tuckedaway.

I’m French Canadian white trash in Manchester. I specialize in domestic violence.

R18 Any police videos on YouTube? I like to watch the crazies.

I'm all the finger banging going on at Dartmouth

I’m the countless pickup trucks.

We’re the late-aliens-abductee Betty Hill’s family, still looking for those gay extraterrestrials who fought to try on her blue dress and ended up getting all their pink makeup powder stains all over the hem! 🤬 👽

I'm The Huntington Ravine Trail and I'll kick your ass.

I’m the cuntery

Is Draconblue from there?

I’m the crankiness.

I'm Grace Metalious

I’m the 5 minutes Maine drivers spend here en route to Boston.

I’m the opioid crisis, and like Elaine Stritch, I’m still here!

[quote]I'm Grace Metalious

For non-elder gays: Grace Metalious was the author of "Peyton Place" and its sequel, "Return to Peyton Place. Although Peyton Place is fictional, it's based in part on Gilmanton, N.H., where Metalious lived for a while and is buried. Gilmanton wasn't happy about the notoriety she brought to the town. Grace died at age 39 of cirrhosis of the liver. She liked her booze. The movie version of "Peyton Place" filmed its exterior locations in Maine.

I'm the state and the cranky locals taking every chance to humiliate the stupid candidates. The weather helps too. DeSantis was participating in a "small town parade," and we rained on him. He was soaking wet.

[quote]He was soaking wet.

Was DeSantis wearing his white go-go boots?

I'm the hot Dartmouth boy I hooked up with a few years back

1958 is more than a few.

I’m the fools from Massachusetts who moved here to escape the income and sales taxes. No one mentioned the $11k property tax bill or the almost total lack of state-funded services.