To Clear Up Any Confusion For Teafake and Company

KittyDyke I'm not sure posting that pic was a great idea (if it is your real photo).

I do not advise putting ones photo on Datalounge.

*"One's," even.

This thread is not long for this world.

Can't believe 1994 was THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO. 🤯

(Videotaped in 1994. Not my cat. He died at 19 in 2011!)

r4 There's no trace of me on the Internet. My FB is set to Private and I've never uploaded that particular photo.

R1 bwahahahahaha. Ok kittydyke I sorry.

R2 Yeah I’ve been so close to posting my pic so many times, to shut up those swearing I was white. But sanity always kicked in, even when I have been drunk. The internet is forever. And I plan to make it as a B list actor one day.

Google Image it. All you'll find is this thread. [shrug]

You're not sorry, Fakey.

Who is this obnoxious KittyDyke troll and what rock did she slither out from under?

Post face or GTFO.

[quote]even when I have been drunk

So basically that’s all the fuckin’ time for CUNT teacake.

What an odd place DL is.

[quote]Teacake

Fetid shit eating retard COVID infested diseased BANNED racist sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome REDTAGGED Nazi pedo freeper MAGA derivative attention whore cunt fuck

Teacake is scum

Oh, fuck off, R13.

Lawd that is a lot of mafuckin adjectives. 3 word advice: Less is more.

Go blow Teacake r9.

My, my. CUNT Teacake/R14 is certainly testy today.

Who is this new KittyDyke? Is it Lipstick Lesbian? Is it Gerg?

R17 Once again wrong. Just cuz someone else sees you are lunatic doesn’t mean it’s me.

Anyways I’m gone. I suspect it’s trolling so it can keep FFing me.

R17, I'm not Teacake. You can check this using troll-dar.

I kind of worry about the mental health of posters who think anyone who disagrees with them is the same person.

KittyDyke has been here for ages. Do people really think she's new?

Define "ages."

I would LOVE to put a pic of me-OP how do I do dat?

It's easy on FB.

R22 Well, I re-emerged on DL about three years ago after taking a break and I'm quite certain she was there when I did. I've been off-and-on the DL since at least the early Obama years but didn't start posting til around 2012. I don't remember ever thinking, "who the fuck is this KittyDyke all of a sudden?"

Don't put your pictures on Datalounge, you big dummies!

This place is chock full of nuts, do you want to get stalked in real life?

Muriel will zap this thread as soon as she sees it.

I also support this, Phillywhore.

Good grief R13!

My son just came in the room as was looking at the photo, and he thought it was Rob Lowe.

I am new, joined up in July.

Just block r13, people. I did months ago.

r28 Rob Lowe? That's a first.

That's what he thought at first, R30.

R28 Don’t go to work tomorrow and take him to the optometrist ASAP.

Lmao, R32! He does need new glasses!

Definitely were showing early signs of caneface.

When a womon tells you who they are, Teapot, believe them.

You two need to make nice and stop airing your dirty laundry. Or in this case, idiotic laundry.

r34 Go pop more pills. "Caneface" indeed.

Make us, r35! 🙃🤪😉

Matt Anschu is all over this thread. He’s trying Trumpian disinformation tactics using his paid accounts and various sockpuppets to alternately attack each other, and then defend with a different name, and the provide neutral commentary with his unauthenticated accounts. You are one seriously mentally ill person who should be fingerprinting in a psych ward.

And KittyDyke, you have not been here for ages. You’re just the lastest manifestation of Matt’s BPD created in his current manic phase.

I expected things to get weird before the election, but not this weird.

Believe whatever you want to believe r39 but we are not one and the same.

I'm watching QVC and they have "House to Home by Valerie-Holiday edition" They have "glittery Christmas shit in glitter" on sale.

Stop me, I love GLITTER!!

KittyDyke has given details about the Lower Mainland and growing up in BC that seem genuine…

Sure, R41, your showing up in every thread at the same time as his Prince Mafuckin just to argue against us has really thrown us off the trail.

R14/R19=same CUNT Teacake aka Matt A.

getting into drama with other dataloungers is pointless and makes you look crazy

Thank you r43. If you're still in the area I hope your home wasn't swept away like it did in Coquitlam with the homeowner inside at the time. They're missing and most likely dead. :-(

[quote]Who is this new KittyDyke? Is it Lipstick Lesbian? Is it Gerg?

It’s not LL, who also posted her photos here, and is dark and willowy like Winona Ryder. KittyDyke, on the other hand, looks like she could roll a 60 pound wheel of cheese uphill!

[quote] KittyDyke, on the other hand, looks like she could roll a 60 pound wheel of cheese uphill!

If she didn't eat it first.

Phillywhore's place will be covered in glitter. Good luck cleaning it up, PW.

r48 I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.

OP judging from that snap your name is Bull.

Dyke stole my act.

Some pitiful, gutless, bitter, and hateful queens in here.

[quote]I am new, joined up in July.

We are still waiting for the Thank-You card for the basket of nut loaf muffins and menstrual travel cup.

Go away Greg!

LOL. Neither Hallmark nor Carleton make DL specific cards, r54.

I would have given you my lunch money in return for protection at middle school, KD.

Wow. Click on Kitty's past history and many of her/his/its comments sound like TeaFuck's minus the intentional black cosplay and overt racism. This hurts....once again that troll has infected another corner of DL.

And that photo you took or downloaded from some site on October 12th, 2021.

Kitty's got a big ole Dick! By looking at that face, looks like a bully that was molested by German shepherds.

R58 Oh please. Fuck outta here. Yall bitches keep tryna make me somebody else. I am only Teacake and all my fifty leven names which I always identify. At a certain point when you frequent a site, the writing style rubs off on one another. For one I am highly influential. Nobody was saying cunt like that on the regular ON THIS SITE until I showed up. I ain’t no goddam kittydyke and I’m sure she doesn’t appreciate it either. NW Dc and Brooklyn stand up.

Btw I canceled the pay subscription on my half of dozen other monikers. So hopefully this one doesn’t get FF’d cause I don’t plan on making another one. Let me live yo.

r60 looks like a burn victim.

Teacake's right, we are different people.

r58/59 Try finding my name, town, and age. I'll wait.

R62. Sounds like a clear invitation to FF your white ass.

R63. Um. Nobody wants to find out your name, town, and/or address. That comment makes no sense. Stay off the pipe, TeaCunt.

Lawd. Yall done accused me of being so many different people. NOW this homely bird. I’m gone from this thread.

I am black and 36. Just fucking accept it.

You’re white and 62 you stupid bitch

[Quote] [R17], I'm not Teacake. You can check this using troll-dar.

Yes because you certainly don’t use a vpn to run multiple accounts here, you total tosser.

I apologize to both of you for poking a bit of fun. I meant what I said in my r35 signature. I admire both of you for using your authenticated names so it bothered me to see you squabbling.

I should have known I was contributing to a hate-fest.

And my post at r49 was just easy.

And this is *me*, OP!

R69....seriously?

Exactly r70.

Are people so stupid they buy any of these photos posted by trolls, supposedly of themselves?

I would never post a photo of myself at 14 here on DL -- if you ever saw me IRL, you would recognize me on sight.

Seriously.

[quote] I admire both of you for using your authenticated names so it bothered me to see you squabbling.

I agree.

Me neither SL @ r73. The fat jokes would be off the scale.

R73. Are you Sheila Kuehl?

Did your family know you were a lez?

r75 I'm surprised they're not. I was merely overweight in high school.

r77 My immediate family, yes. Two or three cousins know, not the rest of the family. My grandparents were concerned that I didn't have a boyfriend; bless their hearts.

Oh hon, they knew.

Yeah probably r79 but I told them it didn't concern me so it shouldn't bother them.

r73 it's good to be a nobody.

I picture old Lez looking like Divine, but not as fancy, more down-to-earth.

So, is that what people are doing? Just accusing everyone of being Teacake, now? Really? Is that was this place has devolved to? Fucking Christ.

^ *what

Oh, Mao. You already knew...why restart this?

[Quote]Nobody was saying cunt like that on the regular ON THIS SITE until I showed up.

*rolls up flannelette shirtsleeves* hold my VB, bitch. Cunt is our national word, and has been used on the DL for years before your trolling ass arrived.

KittyDyke is Mildred Baena?

This looks suspiciously like another one of those Lipstick Lesbian meltdown threads.

It’s Defacto, GermanGuy, Lipstick Lesbian, Kitty Dyke, Mao, etc. also known as crack pipe Fatty Matty Anschu.

Yes indeed R88. I wonder if Zyklon-B will be bandied around this time?

R61=CUNT

R90 I don’t get why you won’t stop.

[quote]It’s Defacto, GermanGuy, Lipstick Lesbian, Kitty Dyke, Mao, etc. also known as crack pipe Fatty Matty Anschu.

There's no way all those posters are one person.

I sincerely hope you're under the care of a mental health team.

R91 nor do we understand why you continue.

R93 Yeah that could be true of why I keep responding but I don’t get why a grown adult would continually attack one single poster. Or posters for that matter. Like what happened. What is going on in that life. Hopefully they are in fact an adult.

[quote]This looks suspiciously like another one of those Lipstick Lesbian meltdown threads.

I was just about to post the same thing. Didn't Sao Paolo Sybil have a thread where she was fighting with her different personas here?

[QUOTE] So, is that what people are doing? Just accusing everyone of being Teacake, now? Really? Is that was this place has devolved to? Fucking Christ.

It’s devolved to this because Muriel has permitted these sickos to keep trolling up the place with multiple sock puppet accounts. Can you blame us for being confused? I don’t blame other posters, I blame Datalounge for fostering this toxic environment.

They’re even admitting to it because they feel comfortable that the problem will not be addressed.

I don’t do that dumb shit. Muriel can see. I am only Teacake.

R96 who has admitted to being me? Cause it’s one of the haters lying or trolling you.

They do admit it R96. That recipe thing, teacup and sybil all admitted to trolling with socks.

R99 I am TeaCake my friend 😆. It prolly was the satire moniker of me or someone being dumb. What thread was that?

R82 hi Teafake

I’m guessing at this point, Mao probably hates me. Because posters like r101 keep thinking we are the same person. Muriel can see.

My whole thing is why would you keep coming to a site where you think 90% of the posters are the same 6 cunts. One of you even said it. Yall was like I believe the whole site is just yourself, 7 other posters, and Teacake. I’ll admit I have suspected some people of posting under different monikers pretending to be different people but all in all I think most of the site is just causal readers. I think there are far more people who just post now and then, than us habitual posters.

You forgot, mafucking, Prince Minstrel Show.

I’ve also been called Matt on here.

Who is Matt?

Why are some of you so up in arms about mafuckin or mafucker. I am not going to stop saying it. This is why so many people think gays are pretentious. Do we not cuss on this site?

R105 I’ve been called everything on this site except a son of god. Matt, defacto, lipstick lesbian, Greg, seacow. It’s sickening.

[quote] I’ve been called everything on this site except a son of god. Matt, defacto, lipstick lesbian, Greg, seacow. I’m sickening.

Fixed.

But who is Matt?

If you are constantly being accused of being one of several notorious trolls, it’s a pretty good indication that you are engaging in troll behavior. Perhaps . . . Stop?

I’m about to log off for a while but I’m a just say this. I’m not racist and I most white people and most of you here are great. But a lot of older white people are arrogant. When I say older, I mean above 40. When they get an idea in their head, they won’t back down from it, they won’t admit that they were wrong. That’s why we have a lot of these flame wars. Because they just won’t admit they were wrong about constantly accusing posters of being the site’s notorious trolls. That is no way to be yo. That shit ain’t kosher. Just admit you were wrong for a change.

Go for your lithium treatment now, prince-of-lies.

R111. Like clockwork...the first half of your "statement" is written in clear English. Then you suddenly devolve into your stereotyped lingo.

R91/R111/R107=CUNT MATT CUNT MATT CUNT MATT CUNT MATT CUNT MATT

R114 so you see this right Muriel and the rest of the site. Yall see this right?

Jesus take the wheel.

R115= C U N T

I suppose asking who is “Matt” is futile.

R117 I don’t even know who the mafucker is. I wasn’t on the site like that when he was about, I presume. All I know ai remember seeing other people being accused of being him or Defacto before I started being accused of them. Maybe the tigers really were them though trolling. I don’t know. But I ain’t backing down from this lunacy.

Maybe the others*

I've successfully blocked the teacup and its aliases. Looks like kittydyke is next.

Tedious creature.

[quote] Yeah that could be true of why I keep responding but I don’t get why a grown adult would continually attack one single poster. Or posters for that matter. Like what happened. What is going on in that life. Hopefully they are in fact an adult.—Prince-Akeem

I'm not sure if you actually believe that there is only one person on here who loathes you and calls you out on your bullshit or if you're trolling (it could be either because you are, in fact, just that fucking stupid), but let's make it clear for the umpteenth time and see if it finally sinks in to that wet brain of yours.

You moronic, unfunny, cosplaying piece of human garbage- there are MANY, MANY people on here who dislike you intensely and are not afraid of telling you. Even more are sick of your bullshit and wish you would disappear for good. Not one person on here thinks you've ever told the truth about anything, and even the ones who are polite to you know you're a sick, junkie POS liar and pity you.

Does that clear things up, dear?

R121 Frankly my dear I don’t give a fuck. You personally not liking my style of commentary is one thing, but I’m not cosplaying. Be well.

Yeah, he's too fucking stupid and narcissistic to get it. Dumb junkie.

Go away, little fat man.

Don’t try to speak for me, R121. I’ve about had it with the constant cunting about other posters on here. Block people you don’t like and move on. It really isn’t that hard.

R125. Good idea. Blocked!

You're not ugly. I would straighten that hair. Darken it with some low lights. Pluck the brows a little less. A little lipstick wouldn't hurt. Let your hair fall naturally. You'd be pretty attractive.

R125 10 WWs? Sock puppets.

I’m reasonably certain that is a high school picture of Fortune Feimster.

r125 "I’ve about had it"

BWA HA HA - oh sweetie, you think anyone cares? How cute.

I like how r125 spoke his truth. Because it shows just insecure some people are. They can’t just block, ignore and move on. For one I think they like the drama and the e-beefs. I don’t troll but I think they get off on arguing. But also they have to be seen themselves. They want the whole site to think just as they do. It’s fucking annoying.

R131=cunting CUNT

R132^^ Exhibit A

Teafake for someone who twice upthread stated that you were leaving the thread and not coming back, you certainly seem unable to stay away.

The tail end of a meth binge scrambles the brain, even one as damaged as yours.

If I didn’t use meth why would I argue with a meth user.

He ain’t worth it , Miss Kitty. He ain’t worth it.

R133=skag CUNT

Argue with yourself, you mean, R135?

I’m done here. I said what needed to be said and bitches have been owned. I’ll return if you bitches need me to teach another lesson.

[quote]Not one person on here thinks you've ever told the truth about anything

You don't speak for me either.

If only you bitches could put this much effort into other areas - like starting interesting threads, for example.

R139 Bye, bitch

Oh, R139, you’re leaving? Once again?

R139=skag CUNT

Third time’s a charm, Teafake.

R140, if you think Teacake is telling the truth (or has ever told the truth), well... all I can say is bless your heart.

[Quote] It’s Defacto, GermanGuy, Lipstick Lesbian, Kitty Dyke, Mao, etc. also known as crack pipe Fatty Matty Anschu.

No one has ever said Anscher cosplays on here. This troll is doing a misdirect for a reason. Oh and the spelling? Anschu? Seriously.

Half this board is Matt/Defacto (not Matt Anscher) talking to himself. Let that pathetic piece of news set in.

And of course kittydyke is Defacto too. He started that one up when he was taking heavy shit for the black cosplays and lots of people were ignoring him.

Is this actually Julie Andrews in morning camera tests pre-makeup for “Mary Poppins”!?

Aww kittydike. Someone bumped this thread. You were quite lovely.

Buttercup looks like Dan Aykroyd.

r146 I can assure you I am not Teafake but I understand your skepticism. Too bad Muriel went tits up in 2019, she could've blocked Mafukin otherwise. r149 Prize Pig says what?

[quote]You were quite lovely

Thank you r148 :-)