Tucker Carlson is fantasizing about Daddy Donald Trump spanking teenage girls

They are all weird.

Tucker is a fucking creep.

He's such fucking jerk it makes sense that him and weirdo Vance are best Mates.

I assume that's what Putin paid Carlson to say

Now that Carlson isn't on TV any more, does anyone care?

Carlson's fanboys probably followed him to that X/twitter show or whatever the fuck he is doing. Outside of the Tucker fanboys, many don't care.

God, that's exceedingly disturbing. 😳 It also suggests Carlson's inevitable downward trajectory. Not accepted into the CIA, fired by PBS and CNN, but picked up by bottom-dwelling FOX which eventually fired him as he became an increasing liability. Where else could such a pathetic, golden Swanson Boy go to LOSE, again?

#ETTD, right?

Does it ever make you wonder if we all have these awful things in us but it takes a certain person to bring it out in them. What if Donald had never existed?

I heard one astrologer say that if Donald Jr. had been able to avoid his father he would have turned out to be a person that actually contributed to mankind in a pretty big way. It made me sad that he could ruin another life like that but now I'm wondering how many lives he has truly ruined. There are always different paths to take in life so all people affected by Trump would have probably been so different.

^ An astrologer told you the obvious? Please, r8, make sure your hand is covering your wallet when you walk anywhere.

It's obvious that Don Jr. would have been a great man? You knew that? I didn't.

I'm sure some Rethuglican strategist told him to play up the "strong man looking out for everyone" angle.

These people are fucking sick.

Tucker was always a fucked up person, so none of this shocks me.

If Tucker is being paid by Russia do we really think that Vance and RFK JR aren't?

One for the "check his hard drive" files

He looks like he smells like Doritos and chicken noodle soup.

He had a lot of energy last night and he said what had to be said!

Someone check Tucker Carlson’s daughters to see if they are okay. Because that’s one specific fantasy.

I bet his pants are tight when he's disciplining those girls

I guess it never occurred to anyone to just run on a pro-crime, pro-incest, pro-child abuse platform. It looks pretty easy, actually.

Big-time chomo vibes.

Ole Miss Carlson projecting again. See, Tucker is the bad girl in his mind, and he WANTS Daddy to spank his bare ass so hard, so vigorously. It's obviously homosexual leanings he's suppressed all his life, the self-loathing little fag. He and La Sentrice and Tim "Meg Ryan gums" Scott are all the same.

The only thing Tucker spanks is his monkey.

A little background on Tucker's psyche and his relationship with his mom. It explains a lot - but his Dad is a HUGE asshole who peddled right-wing lies for DECADES too.

On a site where some dream of having Tim Walz in them deeply? This bothers you?

Why do you cunts keep posting about these losers.

Good GOD, that pink, ham-like face. He is so UGLY and very deeply weird.

Pay vurst before heeting

Tucker's new fantasy? Tim Walz is gay.

[quote] "Tim Walz is obviously gay... Maybe he's not gay but he certainly seems gay... I don't have any evidence but he looks super gay to me."

1.4 million views on Twitter.

Thanks, Elon!

[quote] These "Christians" sure hate women.

They hate everybody OP. Everybody who isn't them.

Trump has sanctioned the low road. He’s made the low road happen. And tens of millions of people are thrilled by that.

[quote]Trump has sanctioned the low road. He’s made the low road happen. And tens of millions of people are thrilled by that.

Hundreds of millions R31. Roughly half the population of the US.

That speech single-handedly destroyed millions of women's kink.

disgusting on the inside and on the outside. he should end his suffering.

He might be fantasizing about Tim Waltz too...

Walz is more of a man than Carlson could ever hope to be.

🎶 "Put me in, Coach,..." 🎶

I wondered how long it would take the crazy magats to come up with the "Walz is gay" bullshit, because of the gay support group he started. It's how so-called conservatives think. In this instance, Fucker wants to be the bad girl who needs a spanking and Walz is her Daddy. You know that's what that sick fuck is thinking.

Carlson is alluding, but dare not say more, to Walz's once having been the Advisor to his school's LGBTQ Club.

Is this because the story about him being “honeypotted” by some Chinese girl when he was 26 failed to catch fire?

So Tucker hated his real mother, but fought to keep his inheritance from her, after she had disinherited him?

Tucker, like most in Trump's sphere and Trump himself, is a characterless blob on a self interested quest for the spotlight and money. The misogyny and sexual weirdness is baked into these characters. Tucker knows his base, men who are incels or those who manage to trap and dominate women. Any woman who steps outside their imposed limits is subject to ridicule and imagined violence. The jeering about gays and the accusations of being gay are also a big feature. Exposing a deep fear about themselves. Notice there is very little commentary or discourse about lesbians, real or imagined. It's all about "masculinity".

Sick and fucked up, but as accurate a description as any of why people support Trump.

These fucking lazy fat sows are all fine with a dictatorship where "Daddy" tells them what to do. In all their minds, this will take America back to the 50s/60s/70s, where gays didn't exist and the darkies knew their place, where women were treated as delicate things or sex objects, and where a paternal force cast a shadow over everything and everyone.

That wasn't great for a lot of people (us included) and it wasn't perfect for women, but they all want to give the steering wheel to a dictator so they don't have to think about politics, or anything "woke," or think about anything at all. They'd gladly throw away 250 years of American history and go to a dictatorship as long as they get $2 a gallon gas and $2 a gallon milk and a dictator that would kill inconvenient people on the streets to give them a Disneyfied life without any issues or interruptions.

Walz isn't gay but Tucker definitely bends over for his pay pig Putin.

A real man doesn't have to tell everyone he's an alpha or a "real man".

The daughters of Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson should talk…

What is Putin paying this guy with? Wampum?

10 to 1 he's guilty of sex trafficking.

[quote]and it wasn't perfect for women

Wasn't perfect? Women couldn't open a checking account, get a bank loan or credit card, or buy a house without a man's co-signature. She had no reproductive rights to speak of--single women were denied birth control pills and married women required their husband's permission. They couldn't legally deny their husbands sex, and if they did get pregnant, their employer was legally allowed to fire her. But before she got fired, she was only making roughly half of what their male colleagues made. If they WERE raped, it would almost never be convicted because women weren't allowed to serve on juries and they couldn't practice law.

This is the world MAGA wants to return to--where women were second-class citizens in nearly every way.

R43, You hit it with "Disneyfied life."

Decades ago, on a return visit to England, I noticed a change, with a new emphasis on "attractions" in places often visited such as Canterbury (such as a "walk through history" experience), Stratford (an immersive "butterfly house"), and of course London. I remember remarking at the time that it seemed England was being made over into a huge theme park.

[quote] Women couldn't open a checking account

I remember my mom writing checks and credit card slips as Mrs. James R. Smith* and never her own name for years. It’s crazy to think about because she was such an independent woman.

My mother signed my dad’s name as well. I remember because I could copy her signature PERFECTLY when I signed her name on the please-excuse-my-child-from-P. E. notes!

R51 Yeah, I'm an older millenial and I even remember my mother receiving official mail like that when I was a kid. It's so easy to forget that child-bearing women now are only a generation removed from this shit.

I remember my mom telling me about a friend of hers in the early 70s who was trying to get a bank loan but they wouldn't let her without a man's signature. She was single at the time and the guy she had just started seeing offered to have his dad go to the bank with her. She refused because she was a feminist and how fucking ludicrous is that? Eventually she gave in out of desperation and as soon as this guy's dad came in they approved the loan in minutes. She literally needed her fuck buddy's father whom she'd never even met before to be taken seriously.

Tucker Carlson said that he was “physically mauled” by a demon a year and a half ago that left him bleeding and with still-visible scars on his body from “claw marks."

Rick Wilson: "Tucker, if you want to tell us you slept with Laura Loomer, there are other ways."

Am I reading porn? Let’s be straight right now. Every Single Man In America Fantasizes About Getting An Underage Girl. Maybe they don’t want to, but they do. They don’t want to admit it but they do. They think (maybe fleetingly) about their nubile teenage daughters. They know their friends think about their nubile daughters. It is an undeniable fantasy for men whether they admit or not. Whether they have nubile teenage daughters or not. They want that. Maybe not their own nubile teenage daughters, but somebody else’s. It is a fact. Every man wants a Lolita. Every single man. I don’t mean married or single. I mean Every Individual Man Wants A Babywoman/Lolita/Pubescent/Half Grown Girl. It is a fact.

I forgot the denouement for the above^^

And ultimately r58, every woman wants a strong man who will bang her through the drywall and protect and take care of her.

Tucker has entered the chat.

R54 he was cheating and needed an explanation for the hard sesh with his daddy

BINGO, R61. Not joking, either.

[Quote] Hundreds of millions [R31]. Roughly half the population of the US.

Tens of millions can be hundreds of millions. But I think you’re wrong. Hundreds means multiple hundreds, so implies at least 200 million. There’s no way 200 million of us are MAGA. So I stand behind “tens of millions.”

What is DL's consensus on Tucker? Straight? Closeted? Autogynephilic?

Nutjob who will die by suicide.