He was looking for money so I got up and looked with him.
A guy broke into my house last night
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 24, 2024 4:44 AM |
Q: Do you know where tops go when they are sent to hell?
A: To a bottomless pit.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2024 7:23 PM |
I saw this plot line in a porno once.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2024 11:38 PM |
If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2024 11:41 PM |
Sounds hot!!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 24, 2024 12:07 AM |
Is that a euphemism, OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 24, 2024 12:13 AM |
Try the veal, it's delicious!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 24, 2024 12:41 AM |
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 24, 2024 12:49 AM |
Or half a dog.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 24, 2024 1:29 AM |
Last night a DJ shaved my wife.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 24, 2024 1:42 AM |
R5 right. I can’t forget out if this is a troll, a crackhead, or some new Gen Z irony/sarcasm. Did he fuck the shit outta you OP?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 24, 2024 1:54 AM |
Did you check the couch cushions and the pockets of your coats ?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 24, 2024 3:49 AM |
I accidentally ff’ed OP. Sorry—I meant to ww it. I’ll do better in the future.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 24, 2024 4:20 AM |
[quote] [R5] right. I can’t forget out if this is a troll, a crackhead, or some new Gen Z irony/sarcasm. Did he fuck the shit outta you OP?—Prince-Akeem
Too much meth, whitey, that's your problem.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 24, 2024 4:25 AM |
A man had his eye on a seat and a woman sat on it!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 24, 2024 4:27 AM |
Buy a one way rocketship ride to the moon r10
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 24, 2024 4:28 AM |
There’s a stranger in my house….
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 24, 2024 4:44 AM |