I’m mutton dressed as slutty lamb.
Let’s Be an Eldergay Halloween Party
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 24, 2024 1:28 PM |
I'm Joel, and I'm only here because my neighbour promised to buy me the switch 2 when it comes out.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2024 2:45 AM |
I'm crunchy munchy
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2024 2:57 AM |
I’m the plastic skeleton someone puts in mother’s rocking chair, complete with dowdy dress and granny wig.
We are NOT amused!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2024 3:16 AM |
I'm a young obese Elton John. I cannot breathe because my D cup boobs are squashed down.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2024 3:39 AM |
I'm a 75 year old in a pigtail wig and a gingham dress. I'll only respond to Dorothy tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2024 4:23 AM |
I'm the queen who comes dressed as the ancient, post-stroke Bette Davis.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 23, 2024 4:44 AM |
I’m Chuck, slathered in cold cream and red lipstick, once again donning that old bathrobe and wielding a now quite rusty wire hanger he’s had since 1981.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2024 6:39 AM |
The only Trick here is the one Brad brought as his plus one.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 23, 2024 7:44 AM |
I’m the orange and black caftan bought exclusively for the occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 23, 2024 8:15 AM |
R8 Brad, meanwhile, is happy to be everyone’s Treat.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2024 8:16 AM |
Joel/R1 - you're in your thirties now mate!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 23, 2024 8:22 AM |
I'm at home in bed.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 23, 2024 8:23 AM |
I’m the many cases of clap that will result from one of the “tricks” who “treated” 38 party goers in the course of two hours.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2024 8:27 AM |
I’m the intense scrutiny of the low effort Trick-or-Treaters costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2024 10:38 AM |
I'm the one who brought refrigerated profiteroles to hand out to the children trick or treating.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2024 11:59 AM |
I'm the one who gives them apples.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 23, 2024 12:14 PM |
I’m going to the party dressed only in a white towel- so I can relive my heyday ca. 1977 when everyone desired me at the bathhouse .
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 23, 2024 12:17 PM |
I’m the Gone with the Wind characters.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 23, 2024 12:19 PM |
I've organized the horror movie lineup: Baby Jane, Sweet Charlotte, and Lady in a Cage. If there's time, we'll squeeze in Strait-Jacket or Trog.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 23, 2024 12:22 PM |
I'll come naked. No costume is scarier than that in my current shape.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 23, 2024 12:24 PM |
I'm in tears because nine other queens showed up as Joan Crawford too.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 23, 2024 12:25 PM |
I’m Barbra Streisand in Hello, Dolly!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 23, 2024 12:32 PM |
I saw it in the window and just couldn’t resist it!
(Referring to a blow-up doll in a closing sex toy store)
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 23, 2024 2:08 PM |
I’m the champagne cocktails served in Mother’s vintage coupe glasses. Please be careful of me!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 23, 2024 8:18 PM |
I'm the earrings
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 23, 2024 8:19 PM |
I'm the CAFTANS!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 23, 2024 8:19 PM |
I'm 65 mistaken for 25.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 23, 2024 8:20 PM |
I’m wrapped in aluminum foil…I’m a baked potato
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 23, 2024 9:53 PM |
I'm 17, R11!!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 23, 2024 10:34 PM |
Let's just get them all out of the way: priests, nuns, cheerleaders, slutty superhero outfits, gladiators, pup cosplay and construction workers.
I'm the older gay with the priest collar - I call myself Father O'Fondlin' - I believe it gives me the right to feel up (i.e. sexually assault) everyone at the party.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 23, 2024 10:45 PM |
I’m the no recreational drugs except marijuana policy. Eldergays are smart.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 23, 2024 10:50 PM |
I'm Matt, the 25 year old Gen Z twunk who was hired to be a stripper / entertainer for the party. I'm literally triggered from all these old gay guys staring at my naked body and trying to talk to me. Yuck! I just keep my head down and look at my Tik Tok. One old guy (he had to literally be 40 at least!) came up to me and told me he used to be a stripper at gay parties, and made lots of money by letting the guests touch his dick and ass. He said I should mingle with the crowd and let them pinch my ass or touch my dick so I can make at least few hundred extra dollars. Like, literally eww ! Get away from me grandpa ! I'm not going anywhere near these guys who are like 40 and older. Like, I have to call my best friend Megs right now ! Like literally right now !
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 23, 2024 11:27 PM |
I'm Avery the 26 year old twunk invited by Colin the 57 year old who lives in the neighborhood and i'm in a Daddylicious heaven! they sure are bitchy but I'm just so excited that I can work out all of my daddy issues with every single one of these elders
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 23, 2024 11:31 PM |
I'm dressed as a funhouse mirror so you can all marvel in your own handsome, youthful reflection.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 23, 2024 11:44 PM |
I'm dressed as a can of LaCroix sparkling water. All night I swan around, pointing at my chest, yelling, "LACROIX, SWEETIE, LACROIX!"
All the eldergays are in stitches.
Everyone under 40 smiles nervously because they don't get the joke.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 24, 2024 12:07 AM |
I’m three Ethels without a Lucy in sight.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 24, 2024 1:00 AM |
I'm the secret hidden camera in the Econolodge room. I didn't sign up for this!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 24, 2024 1:24 AM |
I’m the candy bowls emptying remarkably fast whenever Vernon passed them.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 24, 2024 1:34 AM |
I'm the bottle of 'Blue Chew' being passed around from guy to guy. Suddenly they're all springing an erection pointing at the twunk stripper Matt, who looks at each one and says, "Ewwww! Cringe!"
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 24, 2024 1:46 AM |
I'm 1993 Barbra Streisand from my 'Back to Broadway' look. And here comes another Joan Rivers, who I call Joan Molinsky for authenticity.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 24, 2024 1:48 AM |
I’m no black people except young grifters like myself. Hehehehe
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 24, 2024 1:50 AM |
I am the tray of plain pop-tarts frosted to look like tombstones, and the plastic tarantula pressed into one side of the cheeseball.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 24, 2024 2:05 AM |
I'm the alarming low level of vodka.
Plenty of beer and whiskey - but never enough vodka.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 24, 2024 2:27 AM |
[quote] I’m no black people except young grifters like myself. Hehehehe—Prince-Akeem
Christ, but you ruin every thread, shithead.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 24, 2024 2:32 AM |
I’m the fraus from next door who gatecrash and ruin the mood.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 24, 2024 3:06 AM |
R45, we don't know the same party hosts. That is always in abundance with my elder gays
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 24, 2024 6:24 AM |
I’m the Spirit Halloween animatronic that never fails to make Bertram shriek like a girl whenever it pops up.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 24, 2024 6:59 AM |
I’m the smell of White Diamonds, hemorrhoid cream, and crotch rot coming from the host of the party as he prances through each room seeking compliments and praise for another “incredible event”.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 24, 2024 7:07 AM |
R34 I'm Matt dying in a grease fire.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 24, 2024 1:24 PM |
R34 I'm the bitter jealous rancid DL eldergay piss not wasted to extinguish Matt.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 24, 2024 1:28 PM |