How do you predict that Trump will die?

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Stop predicting and start praying!

More extreme, violent rhetoric on Datalounge. You should have included beating him to death with your murth while screaming not on my watch.

He's gonna have a stroke, and be crippled in awheel chair and his face will be all twisted and he will drool, and when he tries to speak all he will be able to say is, "Play Ave Maria!!!!"

It would also be funny if he started to get mocked with a special needs voice on live tv.

He loves right wing thug tactics. Maybe we could drop him from a plane on live television.

I don’t care how he dies. I only care that he dies in prison.

If it was up to me he and Melania would end up like Mussolini and his whore.

In a grease fire.

On the toilet purging his innards of Big Macs.

I thought it was common knowledge he doesn't use toilets.

R4 is right. It’ll be a stroke.

I don’t think he’s been properly toilet trained. I bet he’s always had bad habits. He was probably too stubborn and self righteous. I’m sure Mary must have a few embarrassing stories she’s been saving for his eulogy.

He will die of old age, at the age of 105. And when he does, conspiracy theories will start to fly about how he was secretly killed by the Democrats.

ON STAGE, in a leather vest, boots, chaps and harness, swaying vigorously to YMCA.

I'm not picky but I hope it's soon.

Not soon enough!

[quote]More extreme, violent rhetoric on DataLounge. You should have included beating him to death with your murth while screaming not on my watch

What’s murth, precious? What’s murth?

A massive stroke.

I vote for R4's description.

However, a second choice would be what happened to Elvis Presley, like dying on the toilet.

Op have you ever had sex in your life?

1:05

I don't care as long as he does it soon and in prison.

O.L.A.T.T.

Friendly fire.

R24 here. SORRY! Didnt read R1

Vascular dementia, stroke or myocardial infarction. I've been trying to hex him into death since December 31, 2016 but I'm only one woman and not even Wiccan. Nor do I practice Voodoo or Santería.

If the Floridian Cuban Santerìas, witches and warlocks all hexed The Orange Shit at once maaaybe it would work.

Milosevic did die of a heart attack, so two of the answers are the same, but because I like the ignominy of Slobbo's death in a prison cell during his war crimes trial in The Hague, I chose that option.

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Sic semper tyrannis, R29.

Now! NOW GODDAMNIT!!!

Falling asleep and tumbling into a deep fryer.

Remember when his motorcade made and unscheduled pit stop at a hospital and when he got asked about it he said. "I didn't have a series of mini strokes". So I'm gonna go with maxi stroke

If I could predict his death, I’m sorry to say I’d be alot happier now.

With Laura Loomer killing herself atop his corpse.

Blowing her cunt brain out of her cunt head all over the cunt walls.

Joining his soul to burn together in the very blackest of pits for all eternity. The only woman who has ever loved him.

Heaven for her, in a way. Hell for him, doubly.

Revenge would be a massive stroke and life as a veg for years like Joe Kennedy.

He’s going to die in bed at age 102. Just accept the fact that life is unfair and move on.

The thing is this.

He can die at 102 in bed, surrounded by hamberders.

He will still pass from this world screaming in horror and convinced life is unfair, squealing that somehow he was "cheated".

He has never known and will never know the slightest bit of meaningful happiness.

He burns in hell in front of us and he is too stupid to know it.

Hopefully he and Laura Loomer will die the way Mussolini and Clara Petacci did

🎵 all I do is hope and wait and I pray and pray, PRAY AND PRAY

I have no idea how he will die, but I do hope that he realizes how many people hate him before he dies and that he dies lonelier than Citizen Kane.

I'd love him to fall out a window Russian style. Hopefully he will soon piss off Putin enough for it to happen.

Colon cancer or intestinal blockage. Look at his diet. I doubt he has ever consumed a vegetable in his life

OP: I would prefer a thread on "How would you prefer that Trump will die?"

With his pants down at his ankles. His diaperer, standing outside the room, will eventually sound the alert for someone to declare the inevitable.

For thousands of good reasons I want the Grim Reaper to up his game soon.

A new-to-me very good reason: I want to see, or not see, all the former Presidents, GOP establishment, and top foreign dignitaries who decide not to attend his funeral. Who let his family and the world know he's not worthy of that ultimate respect. Sad that the Felon won't know, but such a mass-snub will be a powerful civilised statement of enduring global contempt.

I know how I would like him to die. But that probably will never happen.

Well TELL us R47! Don't leave us hanging!

[quote]OP: How do you predict that Trump will die?

What is “not soon enough,” Alex?

Breast cancer.

Like Omar Suarez in "Scarface".

That would be satisfying R51.

We should help him in anyway we can. Let’s make the process as smooth and quick as possible.

[quote] We should help him in anyway we can. Let’s make the process as smooth and quick as possible.

NO!!!! His death should be long, arduous and excruciating. He has publicly mocked God. Even through the agony I want him to fear that he will go to hell and his suffering will last for eternity.

In a cage on the Mexican border.

[Quote] More extreme, violent rhetoric on DataLounge.

Ok Defacto

I fear an Iranian assassination. That would lead to a demand from the right for war with Iran.

R51, I LOVED that scene. And I loved Pacino, "Jou know, I never liked that guy..."

I know it is a sin to wish death on someone but I wish death on him. Vance cannot keep the cult going. When Trump dies we have a chance.

Maybe Musk will have him disappeared...

And do you think r34 that even if that were to happen that he’d be replaced by someone better? JD Vance?

R59 but Elon Musk will buy his way into the White House.

Another vote for Fat Elvis/Michael Jackson Style.

He will die from doctors who will not say no to his bloated drug addicted demands.

I can see Chucky aka JD Vance snapping when orange anus mouth humiliates him in public and Chucky/JD taking care of the problem...

In a Grease Fire, OP! As soon as possible.

I’ve given up hoping for gunfire. Now I just hope he goes before I do.

r66, True.

Old age? Nobody dies from “old age.”

You forgot “on the toilet.”

Massive stroke during one of his tantrums.

I want him to trip awkwardly while walking down the stairs from Air Force One and hitting his head on the tarmac while TV cameras are trained on him. He dies, and the footage becomes a meme for all to mock.

On the golf course.

Crucified. But he'll rise from the dead, you can Depends on it.

Okee, dokee. Bowels out.

Face it; he’s not going to die anytime soon. He has the best of medical care so even if he has a heart attack or stroke he’ll recover and we’ll never know about it. We are in this for the sad long haul.

He nearly died from Covid before. Keep hope alive R75!

Evil people tend to live a long time. I think it's because they are actually energized and feed off the chaos and hate they foment.

R77, it's also because they don't care about anyone but themselves. They have no stress or angst.

Trump strikes me as a very stressed person. Very angry and aggrieved.

Not caring is much easier than caring.