She loved being impaled?
Fuck off op
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2024 7:19 PM |
R1 Usually someone witty or intelligent makes the first reply. You should probably hold off next time you get the urge.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2024 7:22 PM |
Steve Irwin also died doing what he loved.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2024 7:24 PM |
How the fuck do you get impaled on a swordfish, Jesus Christ. Was it an accidental collision or did she provoke the fish in some way?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2024 7:24 PM |
Told you I was hardcore.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 22, 2024 7:31 PM |
Crap journalism. Can you figure out this timeline?
"She was hit in the chest by a needlefish and died almost immediately," Hidden Bay Resort Mentawais said in an Instagram statement on Monday.
"We do know, however, that she continued to do what she loved best and without suffering. May you follow your path of light and may you surf the eternal waves on the other side."
So she died instantly but continued to do what she loved best and without suffering. So what does this mean - her cadaver continued to surf back to shore.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2024 7:45 PM |
That headline.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2024 7:51 PM |
In 2020, a 16-year-old boy fishing in Buton, Indonesia, was struck in the neck by a needlefish, but survived after surgery.
Do NOT look at the second photo in the article unless you're prepared to see something you'll never forget.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2024 7:55 PM |
MAULFACE THREAD!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2024 7:59 PM |
Where’s Michael Newman when you need him!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2024 8:00 PM |
Here are some creative name ideas for a swordfish:
Finnigan (a play on "fin" and a common name) Sparky (reflects their dynamic movement) Cutlass (a type of sword) Blades (for their sharp bill) Marina (reflecting their ocean habitat) Flint (suggesting sharpness and toughness) Carchar (derived from "Carcharodon," the shark genus) Slash (for their hunting technique) Zorro (Spanish for "fox" and also means "sword") Nemo (after the famous animated fish)
Feel free to mix and match or modify these names to suit your preferences!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2024 8:02 PM |
I wonder if this would fall under the category of a freak accident? It would make an interesting surfing 🏄‍♂️/splatter platter song.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2024 8:05 PM |
Check the thesaurus Mary at r13.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2024 8:06 PM |
r14 And the worst part is, it could happen to anyone at any time, anywhere!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 22, 2024 8:08 PM |
I'm with R1.
[quote]Usually someone witty or intelligent makes the first reply.
This is coming from the OP of a thread with a completely unoriginal and poorly-executed title.
The "[insert name] is dead to me" thing only works if the person in question is famous. It's completely pointless and confusing—not to mention idiotic—to do it with a non-celeb (may she RIP, btw).
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 22, 2024 8:38 PM |
R17 I agree. My nerves are shot.
I, like you, became extremely confused and disoriented, blindsided, really by those six harrowing words. I lost track of time, I got angry, then I just woke up and found that I had soiled myself.
This was really the last fucking thing I needed today. I really don't know how I will get back to where I was.
OP is a monster.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 22, 2024 10:00 PM |
WHO?!!!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 22, 2024 10:20 PM |
r10 is a wuss.
RIP Italian surfer type gal. You had a nice tanned body.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 22, 2024 10:22 PM |
[quote]Do NOT look at the second photo in the article unless you're prepared to see something you'll never forget.
Awwww, da fishy is givin' him a big KISS!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 22, 2024 10:52 PM |