Dan Reynolds Goes Shirtless During Afternoon Outing with Girlfriend Minka Kelly

Someone’s got pinchy nips.

The girlfriend has the twisty mouth of a woman not easily or often pleased.

Is it his career, or hers, that's in such bad shape that they need to call the paparazzi when they go for a walk?

Roid belly. Gross!

She’s run through so many men maybe he’s the keeper.She’s getting too old to keep getting new ones.

A shocking yet refreshing lack of tattoos.

He looks like a dog on a leash. That said, she knows how to reel them in. Maybe not keep them, but they keep showing up

isn't she rumored to have herpes (contracted from Chris Evans)?

OP- Now he needs to go DONUTLESS 🍩🍩🍩

It is not that hot out, put your shirt on you hick!

Find me photo where he HAS a shirt on and that'd be newsworthy. I still think he may be banging David Archuleta.

I think Minka’s lost a few pounds.

I lived in Los Angeles, and I can't imagine some big oaf walking down the street shirtless (unless you're at the beach/on the boardwalk). If he was working in the yard or something, okay.

Yes roid belly/hgh belly for sure.

How magical is Minka's snatch that, at 44, she's still fucking everyone in Hollywood?

Lack of tattoos.. ex mormon

What's that gash on her lower belly? Appendectomy scar? C-section?

R13 people walk or jog shirtless constantly in LA, I just saw 4 such examples at lunch.

He's not exercising. I'd excuse it if he was.

He's just attention seeking.

Minka Kelly strikes me as a professional beard, like Shailene Woodley and Olivia Culpo.

So...pale.

R5 Does she do anything besides date famous men?

Her and Olivia whoever half fucked every man in Hollywood.

Minka

I thought he was a fag.

Really, legit fag!

What on earth do these two see in each other??

Huh?

[Quote] How magical is Minka's snatch that, at 44, she's still fucking everyone in Hollywood?

For a while there she was one of the most lusted-after women on tv. (I have nephews.) But that was 10+ years ago iirc.

Do 44-year-olds walk around holding hands? 44-year-old straight people?

Appendix scar. Same placement/size as someone else I know who had an appendectomy.

Who is Dan Reynolds?

Didn’t Dan and his band partner talk about fucking groupies (is that still a used word)?

If so, can you imagine what went on if they didn’t get lucky?

Also, herpes.

R17 - Appendectomy scar.

Okay, we understand the scar.

Where is the offensive mole?

Some fine cock has been inside Minka. Good for her.

who is this porterhouse?

He was married with 4 kids when he became famous. He conveniently dumped his wife and family shortly afterwards.

R33 Mole?

He’s the one who had part of his colon removed and almost had to use a bag.