Another good friend dies soon after contact with uncut cock
I have just heard the news that one of my best friends died last night, just two weeks after he had contact with a nefarious tall and handsome Hungarian tourist. I don't have details yet--but I think it was toxoplasmosis or virulent HPV. He confessed to me his lurid fantasies of having wild sex with those very unclean and uncut European cads. But his dream was to settle down with a good clean American and raise a family. I'm so sad he will never go on to fulfill those dreams.
This is the third friend in about 5 years who died soon after contact with uncut cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2024 6:43 PM
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You can say it was your dad, OP. No need to say it was a friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2024 11:33 AM
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Anyone who lacks taste and visits Orban's Hungary deserves what they get.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2024 12:05 PM
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This happens more often than people think.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2024 12:50 PM
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Is this supposed to be funny or a parody post?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2024 12:55 PM
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OP - did he test positive for paprika?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 22, 2024 12:56 PM
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This is so divisive, OP. Delete this.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2024 1:59 PM
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Oh shit I’ve been blowing a lot of Central American guys lately!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2024 2:09 PM
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Sounds like this likely nonexistent mary had a bit of bad goulash.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2024 2:10 PM
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It’s good to raise awareness.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 22, 2024 2:10 PM
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be sure to do all the traveling you can in your working years
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2024 2:42 PM
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And the good news is that the entire Trump crime family has spent a lot of time in Hungary.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2024 2:47 PM
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It's a parody post, people.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2024 2:58 PM
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I made my mind up back in Chelsea. When I go, I’m goin’ like Elsie!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 22, 2024 3:13 PM
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Reading skills? A hung, uncut Hungarian TOURIST. Which is how my late good friend fatefully met him in Wilton Manors.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2024 6:43 PM
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