Why is every other guy on the gay apps suddenly polyamorous?

The guys on the apps are whores, darlin’.

What r1 said. It's just a socially acceptable way to say you're a whore, that's about it.

Why do you care?

You're a whore OP.

I don’t know that a person is polyamorous in and of themselves, exactly. Isn’t it more that one is IN a polyamorous relationship?

I mean, if you were stranded on a desert island, you couldn’t be polyamorous on your own.

(Of course, I wouldn’t know, myself… as I’m not a goddamn whore.)

Because saying you're poly sounds nicer than admitting you're a whore.

OP, even nobody in a polyamorous relationship would want you. Poor dear!

It means he likes three-ways and orgies.

I think “poly” people are in crappy relationships ; and they won’t break up because they can’t afford to live alone.

Polyamorous = bored to bits ("but not boring!"); looking to rent out the spare bedroom, divide household chores, and have more bait for more sex partners

Open relationships are like underwear.

Over time, they lose elasticity by pushing boundaries, then you spend too much time trying to cover your ass rather than slip into a new pair!.

It means I don’t love you enough to commit, I don’t have the backbone or savings account to move out, and that I’ll always be chasing a bubble butt over deciding to grow old with someone. Most of the time these people wind up alone. If you just want a roommate, get a roommate.

It might also means one person’s validation isn’t enough for you, and you need to spend some time loving yourself before you break someone else’s heart. What is enticing drama and romantic prowess in your 20’s is just sad denial in your 50’s.

For everyone else, good luck with accepting or continuing to accept a relationship where you always come second!

Given the high cost of housing in many places, a poly relationship may be a good financial solution on the surface. Of course when person invariably extracts themselves, it will be like a collapsing house of cards.

It means they want a boyfriend but still be the raging slut they truly always were.

Well aren’t you the cynical little charmer OP? Judging others by your own low standards?