Why did Lady Nicholas Fairford's modelling career go straight down the shitter?

Total mystery.

Whenever I see him I always think he asked for the Kate Beckinsale, but he got the Jennifer Saunders.

Model! That pasty, puffy, potato-faced, gormless worm with his 15 pieces of thrift store tat that he rearranges for each photo to make his tiny room look furnished in a hand-me-down from the coachman's bedroom look? Before or after he got fat? Before or after he bombed in Dubai?

Her OnlyFans is under the name Sweater Pups, you all should check it out….

She hasn’t looked like those pics in years.

He has resting I just got fisted face. Nobody likes that.

R4 — link? I have to see this for myself. 🤣

Goddamn, but he's dull. I do like his tea sets and his decorating, though.

[quote] Why did Lady Nicholas Fairford's modelling career go straight down the shitter?

Apparently he got fat.

Wow, really blonde, before. I think he's on the short side, for modeling.

Gotta give her this much; that gurl's got gumption!

And the thick side, quite big hips.

I really do hope he becomes a breakout star in whatever his chosen field ends up to be; we've all been taking the piss out of him for so long, he deserves a break.

Did he try to be a rent boy in Dubai?

Modeling industry is notoriously homophobic. Plus he's too short!

[quote]I really do hope he becomes a breakout star in whatever his chosen field ends up to be; we've all been taking the piss out of him for so long, he deserves a break

Why? He's a lazy git. He knows almost nothing about anything. He dithers for many months before gathering the fortitude to so much as decide to paint the wall of a dining nook. Likewise it seemingly takes a summoning of every ounce of strength to so much as contemplate fucking around with his little 'tablescape', filled with the same few pieces of no consequence that he's been fussing about on a different table for years. In all his years of studying British interiors and scones and how to make his face look the inside of a lid of a Vaseline jar, he's become slightly competent in fuck all -- in absolutely nothing. Rearranging the deck chairs/bric-a-brac on his table scape... boldly moving a lamp from one table to another...these are his triumphs. He's a fucking idiot and a deluded one, without the least talent except maybe lulling those of nervous disposition to a semi-fugue state.

OP Psst...only one L in modeling, dear.

I prefer Lady Elaine Fairchile

[quote] OP Psst...only one L in modeling, dear.

Not outside the U.S.

[quote]Why did Lady Nicholas Fairford's moteling career go straight down the shitter?

Equally true.

Fairchilde!

R17 Idjit.

Remember that ghastly interior decorator queen Christopher Lowell from HGTV in the nineties? He would call that endless arranging of objects 'merchandising' your home. (Shudder). Thats all Her Ladyship NF does. Its sterile. Its prissy. Its everything must be 'just so'. It says he plucks his anus before he bleaches it.

R18... Boomerang...toomerang...zoomerang!!!!

Yeah, he does seem lazy. He seems exhausted and then needs a vacation. He was vegan for a hot minute, then realized it's easier to cook when you can use dairy and other animal products.

Bleached anus? I’m think more like discreet maquillage.

Has anyone ever seen or met him sans fard?

R10 "I think he's on the short side, for modeling."

You don't really have to be tall to be a print model. He is way too short to be a runway model, though. He's not ugly, but he isn't handsome or unique looking enough for any type modeling gig.

Just an FYI- Nicole got FULL veneers- bottoms too (no irony intended)

They make him look even more feminine quite honestly-

They are very glossy and perfect and like a females!

[quote]R29 The veneers make him look even more feminine quite honestly

How dare you. You know that’s a damned lie!

He has a rough and tumble, “just one’a ta blokes” charm.

Ickson-like

Are you ready for your filter, Miss Desmond?

r29 that's not true, almost a year ago he said he got Invisalign or something and he was it in most of his videos over the past year. I'm still not sure if he finished the process.

I'm utterly baffled.

He isnt very masculine so he isnt to everyone's taste. He has niche appeal, and I must fall right into that niche as I'm one of the very few on here that does find him attractive

[quote] I'm one of the very few on here that does find him attractive

I find him attractive too, but I also appreciate DL posters ridiculing him. He’s an easy target.

Her Ladyship still maintains a fastidious toilette.

He’s adorable but insane.

R33- Go look at old videos- the invisalign was to make the veneers work--

Veneers can only do so much for certain types of teeth- No doubt he got the invisalign but his teeth are all a different shape (far smaller) They were shaven down for the veneers.

They are 100% veneers- and he went full tilt- Not just 4 teeth or something- Uppers and lowers.

I am beyond 100% sure. (JUst check out prior videos- they are not the same teeth)

And they look very pearly and extremely feminine- which I have never said about veneers before.

Post a photo, then, R39.

Unfortunate.

He had a career in the first place?

I definitely noticed the vaneers on the recent videos. Looks like he applied Vaseline to his teeth they are so shiny. He was also wearing pink lipstick that was too obvious. Like v8fairy, I find short effeminate twinky guys attractive, but he's going a little far with it lately. There is a difference between effeminate and transitioning.

What does he do for money? Certainly he doesn't make enough from these videos.

[quote]Modeling industry is notoriously homophobic. Plus he's too short!

R15 = Addison DeWitt

Like v8fairy, I find short effeminate twinky guys attractive…

YIKES!!

Thats what I noticed as well- on recent videos he seems more and more like a woman-- (as if he was not a woman before) however, it does lean more into "transitioning" territory

Let’s put it this way—when they visit the Capitol on his American vacation, he better hold it in. …Won’t know where to go.

If you like your UK accents attached to fluffy, slightly puffy, young men who are on the wispy, feminine side, this one seems to me a much more palatable IG whore. I stumbled upon him and thought he made a curious contrast to lazy Nicholas who seems always in the verge of exhaustion.

George, by contrast, gets out of his fucking flat and, at a brisk pace, gives a tour of a neighborhood, or favorite bookshops, or some fucking thing on which he has an at least slightly informed opinion. He doesn't profess to be an expert, or a style maven, just someone who puts the work in to make a well-edited video that's quick and runs through a list of his favorites of something or another.

At least he makes a serious effort whereas Nicholas is such a delicate flower it seems to sap his every strength just to contemplate changing the paint color of a walk.

Dahlinks, do keep up then, I'm global dahlinks, GLOBAL I tell you, with boyfriend in tow!

His eyes are a bit crossed.

R51- You are right- His left eye looks dead.

All, I don't want to watch it but he just posted a video "How I fund my lifestyle"

It should be a doozy!!!!!

I will check it out later!

[quote] He has resting I just got fisted face. Nobody likes that.

This post deserves to become a Datalounge classic.

r49 The pretending to be interested in Hockney while holding the phone for a selfie is an instant 'fuck off' from me

At least Fairford doesn't try to jump onto any social media trends but sticks with what he (thinks) he knows.

“I need to go shopping for a few last minute things… Nathan is going for a facial and a manicure and a pedicure. So typical of him.”

Is this Nathan an actual boyfriend, or a fellow bossy bottom?

Does anyone know about his social background? Was he originally from some little town way up north where they speak with those thick Yorkshire accents? He tries so hard, and I think aspires to come off as some modern day Beau Brummell.

This pretentious little twat's affectations are kind of funny but also pathetic. Boasting about his acquisition of a Kent hairbrush that comes in its own little box --how precious!--from some olde London shop? Seriously?

I couldn't go on with this vid.

[quote]At least Fairford doesn't try to jump onto any social media trends but sticks with what he (thinks) he knows.

Far be it from Fairford to cadge a very off-season stay at a >£1000/night country house hotel (this from the man who owns one charity shop lamp). Or to hawk facial creams no one has ever heard of...on the off-chance that there is a market for the shiny-faced post-lobotomy gayface look. Or to have "friends" with a couple coins to rub together trot him out of his sad little flat to coo and swoon over some lovely tea in and lovely scones in a lovely National Trust property in the Midlands where the teashop is located before the ticket office of the property. He whores himself out for scone crumbs, dreaming that one day, the BBC will give him a Lifestyle Series deal and he can move out of that tiny ground floor flat with the one lamp.

Nikolas isn't do very noble.

It's Nicolas, bitches.

I can’t tell her and Chasten apart.

In Ops photo he looks like a lesbian drag king.

OMG that video at R50...what the hell? Plucked to buggery eyebrows and those ugly Turkish veneers...image those choppers chowing down on your....d*ck!?!? He really has gone downhill. As for the femme 'friend'.

Who packs all of that shit for a resort vacation? He’s nuts.

This person looks extremely feminine. An unusually pretty girl with zero tits.

“Zero tits” maybe in the newer videos.

She is...

an ADVENTURESS.

Niche has not had a career.

She has had a careen.

Why is he adopting the Mormon "prayer position" on public stairs?

Her Ladyship is having a vacay in Mexico. Ole!

She's channeling Princess Margaret on Mustique.

For modeling you need to be tall, younger than him and have this buccal fat removal look. It's very specific. He's not that. Also he's pretty, but not interesting.

I haven't been following lately, but he must have a new sugar daddy? He seems to be jet setting all over the world in first class.

r55 Just a friend, according to the latest video. He's some kind of photographer for luxury hotels, and takes Nicolas along as his plus one.

r57 But that's my exact point. Everything he does is still the shit he likes. He's not going to bakeries just because they're trending on TikTok like that other guy you posted. I never said he was noble, but in influencers must exist I'd rather someone finding their own little niche rather than someone doing the exact same shit every other influence is doing.

I'm suspecting you once posted about him on Reddit while pretending you were married to a woman.

Ay caramba! Mexican cartel drug lords fancy womanly bums! Who knew.

Ugh.

R57 consumed with jealous is so hoi polloi dear.

[quote]Everything he does is still the shit he likes

But what does Nicolas like? Tagging along with his luxury hotel influencer friend, it seems. Making an array of his various slippers and slides and rattling off the brand names, evidently. And speaking in precious, hushed tones of confidentiality, check.. Taking his gauzy pastel H&M and Zara shirts acorss the ocean, on this one occasion at least. Rearranging his one vasiform white ceramic lamp it´s been well established. Using the words luxury, and uber luxury. . Fawning over scones and country house tearooms, from the video evidence. And now he's added to the mix talking about how he funds his lifestyle.

Those, it seems, are the things he likes. And not much more. Who the fuck are the people who subscribe to this shit? He doesn't share any inside lknowledge, any insight, just hollow superlatives. How can such a puffy prig influence anyone when he is devoid of focus or opinion or information -- and I'm counting the hair brush infomercial as information.

R76 common is tiresome.

There's always one queen who takes the bitching too far into angry (overwritten) ranting...

R76 any NF word cloud 🌤️would feature “so” as modifying…pretty much everything

He wouldn't put out, such a lady.

R55 Nicolas clarified in one of his videos that he and Nathan are "best friends". He even used an example of 2 girls sharing a bed as an example. I guess he was trying to say that 2 bottoms do not make a top.

I don't want to watch the cringey video; how does explain how he affords his "lifestyle?"

2 pound 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse!

r82 Freebies, linked either to his YT channel or, more often, they're actually Nathan's freebies linked to his job as a photographer, and he brings Nicolas along

He's also very, very offended that he even has to talk about it. You get an actual pearl-clutch gesture at one point.

He wears LADIES MARKS & SPENCER SWEATERS R76 (He has admitted this)

[quote]He's also very, very offended that he even has to talk about it.

Oh, I laughed! Such studied responses.

R85 He's very dainty. He probably can't wear men's sizes. It's either women's or boy's.

R87 Google: DEMURE

Do you mean Lady Nicolas Fairford?

^that, and he has tits.

I know a lot of English lads, up in Cambridge and down in the London streets. None are such delicate flower types as our Mr. Fairford seems to be. For me, he is just too fluffy, puffy, feminine, too dainty. I think he’d be beaten up if found in the loo at the park & Queensway. Yeah, just a bit too much a sis. He does not seem educated. I mean, how in the world could he not know of Kent brushes? His complexion is lovely, his inflections are attempingly-high tone, but fail to my ear. He is not a model, but an “aspiring model.” Nah, you won’t see him in print work, just in his well-done videos. I wish him well.

Link to tits, please.

His mother was a charwoman.

Boobage; every aging homosexual's downfall...

[quote]his inflections are attempingly-high tone, but fail to my ear.

That's always been something that confused me about him - is he actually *trying* to sound posh? Because, as you say, if he is he fails on some of the most basic and obvious stuff.

R82 Yacht boi circuit parties in Ibiza and Dubai. Nicolas is a posh boy Zach Efron.

Nick's boyfriend sounds deaf or has a speech impediment-- Has anyone noticed his speech? He is far less annoying than our fair Nicole!

Oh MAN. I got 2 hours sleep last night, got up early to run, but the roads are so slippery so I had to ditch that plan

THIS made it all worth it!

I cannot stop laughing and keep playing the first 30 seconds-

Look at Nicky walk across the beach in slow motion like a 1950's starlet! My mother was a hell of alot more butch than this Nancy!

This shit kills me! Does she have ANY dignity left?

R96 As previously mentioned, Nicolas describes Nathan as his "best friend" and says when they share a bed due to the accommodation, it is platonic like two girlfriends. Both are obviously total bottoms anyway. Nathan is deaf (was addressed in one of the videos). In some of the videos he signs as he is speaking.

R98- Thank you -- So they really aren't boyfriends? Wow.....

R90 “I know a lot of English lads, up in Cambridge and down in the London streets.”

Obviously not. Maybe in Mary Poppins…

R97 you and your mum can only dream that you could ever possess a scintilla of the refined breeding , exquiste taste,and cultured poise of our Nicolas.

Move over Windsor trash! There is a new BRF in town!

The mum has the charwoman spot on. Assume Da is a chimney sweep.

yes, he is using some gay deaf for travel.

R102 Tragique!

R104. In a real pince many gays have used a deaf gay in a pinch.

My favorite escort had stories about a client—unnamed—who was deaf, and a meth user—who wanted dp…he told me the guy was so disturbed he had to cut him off. Paranoia plus

**many gays have used a deaf gay in a pinch.

R104 "he is using some gay deaf for travel."

How does one sign : Oh Fucking Dear ?

his lockjaw accent is really getting on my tits.

He’s always looked rather loose in the caboose.

it just depends, r110.

I find him attractive as well, but he seems like one of those guys who falls madly in love with you after having sex a single time.

the deaf buddy seems cute

R112 you’re not funny, you’re sick!

R112

R96, that's not his boyfriend

[quote]Nathan is deaf

Well, to be friends with Nicolas you'd have to be, wouldn't you?

R115 fantastic mis en scene. Fantastic everything. And Miss Thing even shows a glimpse of her own big dangling schlong to tantalise.

If she's not on her back she's just a big bell without a clapper.

You're terrible, Muriel.

R117 Blindness wouldn't hurt either.

Have you seen the influencers Angelllboys? I don't know if it's an act but they are ten times more mincing than Nicolas is. They make him look as masculine as Chuck Norris in comparison for fuck's sake.

Angellboys strike me as purely performative. Like, they're profoundly sissified homosexuals, but their whole schtick of taking their faggotry over the top is purely arranged for clickbait.

Angellboys are grating. Nicolas is sedating.

I had to look up Angelllboys. Watched a few minutes of one of their videos. They're purely theatrical. They might be gay, but the over-the-top faggyness is a total put-on.

What's all this Miss shit about the Limey Fairford?

R126 posting from 1945

Trimming the Yule Tree at Fairford Manor. Her Ladyship gifts us a delightful view of her womanly bum. Splendid!

He looks fat at r128.

The similarties to Her Late Majesties posterior are uncany. It is obvious Nicolas has a regal arse.

[quote] Her Late Majesties posterior

?

Why does Big Liz have a circle drawn around her anus, like a big “Hit the Spot” sign ? ! ?

Setting My Christmas Table!

Her Ladyship personifies the grace and elegance of the holiday season.

Bitch stole my act.

Is he retarded?

I wonder if Nathan suggests a stagger backwards whenever they have guests

Why is he lighting candles using another candle @ R134 ? That’s a good way to drip wax on your tablecloth.

r138 see r136. Monsieur seems simple. I wonder if he is on the dole as unemployable and gets help from family. reminds me of light in piazza? where the rich girl was kicked in the grad by her pony rendering her a village idiot for life.

kicked in the head. he seems to robotically cycle through his cosplays to no end. ok im being mean and snarky but their is a whiff of zombitude.

there

[quote]kicked in the head. he seems to robotically cycle through his cosplays to no end. ok im being mean and snarky but their is a whiff of zombitude.

Indeed. For me his walking as if on eggshells, the scared frozen face, and his femme whispery voice and robotic, almost stop-action turns and movements suggest someone on his first day trip from the booby-hatch.

There are several cosplays in the voice. Monsieur deliberately creates ASMR-adjacent videos. It's part of his brand. I think this is one quality his videos have. Somnambulance.

Then there is the posh cosplay.

I'm sure there are others.

Her forehead is shiny. That's a no-no if she wants to make a good match.

Her Ladyship is a bobcat in the sack!

Her Ladyship personifies the grace and elegance of a glazed donut.