New job responsibilities

"This is a problem.....WHY???"

OP you're being groomed to be a corporate escort. Word will get around amongst people in your line of business. Your HR people likely already suspect this. Once they have sufficient evidence they will terminate you with no severance and no unemployment. Nothing will happen to your groomer, nothing will happen to the clients you "entertained". There was a recent case with a nationally known athletic apparel company under similar circumstances the employee did not prevail.

[quote]There was a recent case with a nationally known athletic apparel company

Link please.

I did everything my boss asked me to- to make his time in office a success. You should, too.

Thx r2

How was the sex? Worth it? Will you do it again? Did you get a bonus?

OP, no one but no one has climbed the stairs of success by refusing to spread wide.

-1,000,000/10

My boss once asked me to suck dick for a case of bottled water.

I think that there is an [bold]E[/bold]asy fix for this [bold]S[/bold]urprising story you've [bold]T[/bold]old us, OP.

But I must say, it's quite "Nifty."

I had a boss at a non-profit who fired someone for sleeping with a donor and her response was, "but I got the gift." Blech.

Sure, Jan.

You did not read the final back page of your job offer.

"Company whore duties as needed".

What company has some gay courtesan they pimp out to new clients?

Do you work for one of those tacky neon underwear places like Andrew Christian?

Take some advice, op.....

Whore!

I’m impressed

I hope you’re being amused by my real predicament. I’m not laughing.

You’re just a WHORE. A company WHORE!

Dear Penthouses Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me - BUT...

OP, write what you know.

[quote] I hope you’re being amused by my real predicament. I’m not laughing.

Wow, those are quite the company perks! The most I've ever gotten from work was a $50 gift card to Olive Garden after a cockroach landed on my face while I was on the phone with a client.

What do you look like OP?

What company is going to tell a potential client, “Oh, we’ve arranged for you to stay with one of our employees?”

Plus deals aren’t closed by fucking the office who’re. Please.

[quote]I’m starting to feel like this is blurring the lines with my personal life.

Nothing gets by you. Literally.

Special clients who are on the fence or who want extra coddling to sign on. That’s who. I’m an account executive and a big part of my job is to secure new accounts for the company. Not unusual at all. R24

R26 do you offer your mouth and hole too?

OP = Brian Kinney

Op Ok kid, let’s take this seriously. You made a BIG mistake. Buy yourself an hour with the best employment law attorney you can find to advise how you can bet protect yourself. Remember that a lot of employment law attorneys are just interested in talking to clients with a great case against their employer so they can sue and make a lot of money. That’s not what you want. You want ADVICE. How can you extricate youself from this and protect yourself from being fired,. What records do you need to keep.

I thought you are supposed to bring them to strip clubs? Let them get vip service in vip room.

R27 Entertaining the client and securing the account is. I said I’ve only had sex with two clients. Those were instances where the client stayed the weekend and both times they stayed at my home. Usually we have clients stay at a hotel. The aforementioned clients let us know up front they were tired of hotels. My manager thought them staying the weekend at my house would be more comfortable and lead them to sign a contract, which it did.

R29 everything is documented. I’m not necessarily wanting to resign. I just want to establish some boundaries.

To R24, would you care to bet on that? Wall Street after 1986, I made many deals with my negotiation skills in men's rooms up and down Wall Street. The WTC men's room was my favorite to make deals.

One of the more exaggerated ESTs lately

Rule number one, get the money up front. Business professionals do not entertain clients at their home BEFORE the deal is signed and they don't have sex with them unless it's mutual. Use that card to get suite at the Ritz, meet in the lobby, sign the deal and celebrate with the champagne upstairs, afterwards, if you want to. Otherwise...

Congrats OP, you are the company bike!

OP I'm sure you're talking shit but tell us how you ending up shagging these clients. Did you seduce them? Did they sneak into your room in the middle of the night and start pillaging your hole?

[quote] R27] Entertaining the client and securing the account is. I said I’ve only had sex with two clients. Those were instances where the client stayed the weekend and both times they stayed at my home. Usually we have clients stay at a hotel. The aforementioned clients let us know up front they were tired of hotels. My manager thought them staying the weekend at my house would be more comfortable and lead them to sign a contract, which it did.

Bullshit.

No business client wants to say in some random employee’s home because they’re “tired of hotels.” Absolutely ridiculous.

R38 lives in her own small small world.

I try my personal best to add to our list client companies

I'm sorry to ask but what does EST mean in this context?

R41 In this case? Extra-stupid twat

Wow, OP. Old Navy really demands a lot of their retail workers. One minute mindlessly folding sweaters; the next mindlessly taking it up the poop shoot. You did show that grandpa from Cincinnati a good time though.

I'm not hosting anyone in my home.

Dinner - fine if I must. Evening entertainment - fine occasionally. People coming into my home - absolutely not.

If the company is whoring OP out, they should pay for a room at a 5-star hotel.

OP-None of this is true.

“Poop shoot”

Oh, dear.

I am ashamed of us all. How on earth did it take 8 whole replies to finally get -1,000,000/10?

And it took 12 replies to get a "Sure, Jan"?

WHET to DL?