The Chippendales

The one on the bottom left is very tasty.

[quote]“It was forbidden for dancers to take money for sex but some did. I heard of guys making $300 to $1,500 for encounters.”

That's the going rate these days - 45 years later - for most male escorts with bodies like they have. And gay men pay it if they want an 'encounter' with the guy of their dreams.

The one on the bottom far right could have me all night long. And center left, I’ll tear up his bussy all night long.

R2- Chippendales types are NOT the men of my dreams.

I like slim good looking guys with natural bodies.

So the co-owner Nick di Noia was closeted?

No. The bulkiness and the oil and the ugly hairdos.

Over processed, over primped, over shaved, over oiled. There's not a one in that photo that looks like a real man. They all look like a bunch of Ken dolls.

R7 lower center black dude def looks like a real man. He could have me too.

Why would they be mostly gay?

I never ever liked mullets. That's mostly what I think of when I think of those cheeseballs.

I'll take the hairy one. Oh, wait... None of them has a hint of body hair, most if the faces appear to have been run over by a car, and the bodies are comically muscular without being in the least sexy. And they all look trashy -- not the sexy kind of trashy but the inbred trashy kind that stinks of Fritos and peroxide and dreams of a Trans Am with an Eagle stencil on the hood.

I'll pass.

The one in the top right corner is clearly family lol.

Teafake is hiding back there too.

I once hooked up with an ex-Chippendale dancer. That was fine. Such a sweet guy.

Oily pics or it never happened, {R14}

R11 is reviewing covers of Teen Beat to find her next big crush.

A lot of these guys are very attractive.

If you like gym bodies.

Some of them are really cute.

R11 must have gotten rejected by a Chippendale dancer back in the day who wouldn’t fuck her for a few crumpled and sweaty one dollar bills . She’s still bitter to this day and denigrates them all. Sad!

I'll take these 4, please.

A few of the guys have handsome faces but I was never really into that Ken doll look.

Most of the guys I like or have been attracted to had interesting faces and hairy bodies, and most of these guys were picked for their generic features - to be a fantasy for the women (and men) who came to those shows.

Gurl in picture far-upper-right looks like she must have had on her red cha-cha heels and made a beeline out of there to go dancin’ once that photo shoot ended! 👠

R21 - the whole upper right section must be standing closer to the baking cookies!

The middle blond trying to channel Fabio is gross. The guy to the left of the black guy looks like he has overstayed his welcome - he looks to be 40.

The right end guy in the 2nd row clearly has some substance issues. Looks like he smells like booze.

The only one I like is the front left blond with the nice eyebrows. The rest are just throw away. We had gay porn with these guys for 30 years and it just got really tired and basic.

Objectively I guess these guys are good looking but it's like NFL cheerleaders - yeah, nice bodies and faces but completely unforgettable and look alike. Decoration.

These guys collectively launched an ocean of wet panties.

Chippendales didn't even allow men to attend for the longest time, though of course now they do.

The gay friendliest male revue show is Aussie Heat. They will actually bring guys in stage and give lap dances and the like, treat gay guys the same as the straight women.

You’ve come a long way, baby!

R24 - we've had go-go boys in clubs for decades, why would you go to a big ol bachelorette party and pay money for that crap?