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October Surprise Has Arrived: Helen Lawson to Announce Her Choice For President Next Week

As history has shown, Helen’s pick has won EVERY year since Lincoln or as she referred to him the “tall fag that likes being pegged by dykes”.

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2024 9:01 AM

You mean she won't be supporting Harold Stassen this year?

by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2024 5:01 PM

People stop her in the street and beg her to tell them who'll be the next President. All she usually growls is "Sure ain't gonna be you, baby."

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2024 5:07 PM

Rumor has it that her endorsement will be Kamala. Helen has even created a tagline of sorts for the announcement: I went black and I ain’t going back!!!

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2024 7:53 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 4October 21, 2024 9:01 AM
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