As history has shown, Helen’s pick has won EVERY year since Lincoln or as she referred to him the “tall fag that likes being pegged by dykes”.
October Surprise Has Arrived: Helen Lawson to Announce Her Choice For President Next Week
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 21, 2024 9:01 AM |
You mean she won't be supporting Harold Stassen this year?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 20, 2024 5:01 PM |
People stop her in the street and beg her to tell them who'll be the next President. All she usually growls is "Sure ain't gonna be you, baby."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 20, 2024 5:07 PM |
Rumor has it that her endorsement will be Kamala. Helen has even created a tagline of sorts for the announcement: I went black and I ain’t going back!!!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 20, 2024 7:53 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 21, 2024 9:01 AM |