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I'm Kneading my BALLS Like Dough Right Now

What does the datalounge have to say about this activity of mine?

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2024 3:22 PM

Bake for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.

by Anonymousreply 1October 20, 2024 3:50 AM

I have a bizarre fear of testicular torsion so would never do something like that activity.

Every time I have any pain in my balls, I am afraid it's testicular torsion.

Apparently, the pain is like getting kicked in the balls continuously.

by Anonymousreply 2October 20, 2024 3:51 AM

Matzo luck!

by Anonymousreply 3October 20, 2024 5:35 AM

I'm needing my balls.

by Anonymousreply 4October 20, 2024 5:40 AM

It's not sexual or anything. It's just a guy thing.

by Anonymousreply 5October 20, 2024 1:09 PM

I'm not a kneady guy, OP, but I do enjoy a good scatch and sniff when I'm sitting on the couch watching TV (or reading Datalounge).

by Anonymousreply 6October 20, 2024 1:15 PM

OP, we're all glad you're giving the cat a break from such a tedious exercise.

by Anonymousreply 7October 20, 2024 3:22 PM
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