Great British Baking - Dylan

Wow...that guy is adorable. Just my type.

Jason Momoa on training wheels

Soooo cute.

It's been a few years since I've watched this series, but this cutie has me set to begin watching again.

Massive pussyhound. Big Labour supporter.

I would like to eat what he has to offer.

Dylan gets a "Hollywood handshake."

This guy looks like something AI generated

he is quite gorgeous, r8

But his nails always look dirty. Bad job of removing polish?

I was hoping Mike would stay around. Quite a cute bear.

r5 How do you know? I heard he is sexually fluid, been with blokes and birds,

Jesus Christ, r12. Read the room.

He's very handsome. Has that satunine look.

Fug as the day is long.

Verificatia of size meat?

Certificatia of rosebud or coin slot?

Not all of us have.

He looks like a Klingon in a menudo band.

Actually, he looks quite cute.

I read it 13. You are the period.

He is the real life Aladdin.

He’s adorable on the show, earnest and talented

Reminds me of Joan Crawford in "Whatever happened to Baby Jane".

Time to get those glasses fixed, R23.

If he had a short haircut it'd improve his looks immensely.

I still maintain that most guys only grow their long so they can benefit from the compliments they get when they have it cut into a short neater style.

I think his hair is great.

He made it into the New York Times.

He's the hottest guy on this show for years, 100 percent adorable. I think if he were straight we'd have seen evidence of it by now. I'm sure the deal he made with the show was to not out him. The producers would have discovered this in his first interview. He he spends way too much time in front of a mirror to be straight. I love how Noel can barely contain his enthusiasm for the kid. Those forearms!

I noticed his fingernails looking dirty too R10 but I just assumed it was chocolate or food dye. He has a gorgeous lower, pouty lip.

“Collection 12?” That’s just a weird reference. I understand there is some confusion because the Brits use “series” when Americans say “season,” and in America “series” refers to the entire run of a show, but “collection?” It’s not a collection..

He's super cute. I think he's quite short.

Definitely has a tight, hairy rosebud

He looks ethnic.

Mother is Indian; father is Japanese and Belgian.

That is quite ethnic indeed.

Yeah, Dylan is hot. But I had interest in Mike, the cuddly, funny bear.

Look at this pout

His fingernails look clean there.

Good lord he is hot this week....I would in a heart beat.

When he does his hair up in a bun, he looks like a sexy as fuck Siddhartha Gautama. Hmm, when contemplating the Buddha, one tries to let go of all attachments; however, this Buddha is thoroughly fuckable. There goes enlightenment for me then!

I like that he pushed his sweatshirt sleeves up to expose his arms. woof.

R2 That guy is much cuter than fug Jason Momoa

You'd never get rid of the stink of patchouli, dung heaps and sushi.

Dead Nickelback eyes.

r43 Eh, you tried

[quote]You'd never get rid of the stink of patchouli, dung heaps and sushi.

We're talking about Dylan, not you. How's that for a "clever retort"?

Looked at his Instagram. Impressed - and pleasantly surprised - by how few shots of him appear. It’s mostly food porn. Gorgeous mouthwatering food porn.

I bet his taint smells like patchouli.

Sorry to see Andy go.

Bump for more.

He's adorable but he made some rude comments about aging and death to Allison and the annoying Noel on the last episode...it was cunty in that youthful Gen Z way. It put me off him a bit.

I'm 70 and didn't find it cunty in the least.

R52. Well, goody goody gumdrop for you.

Your demonstrative cunting is duly noted, r53.

Pretty weak cunting...if you think that was cunting....jeeesh.

Dylan, like other bakers, is serious about baking and doing well in the competition, and has no room for the lurking Noel ( who has expressed a fancy for him) and the cackling Alison standing over him and babbling nonsense. Good for him; wish others would speak up more.

Noel--the faux Goth probably needs to be reminded of actual death once in awhile. He recently mentioned having children---I'm sure their therapy will buy some psychologist a nice weekend home somewhere.

There are a lot of Noels running around London. Tell me where the Dylan's hang out. Woof,

Mmm, no.

I liked up until he was mean to the hosts about their ages - he made an ass of himself

As I recall, Allison was banging on about Dylan's youth which was the context for Dylan's riposte (which was pretty funny.) Teasing young people loudly and comically about their age in a professional setting is condescending and be subtly undermining. Not every young person appreciates it, particularly someone very serious about what they're doing. I like Allison but she does get carried away sometimes and forgets the stress these contestants are under.

[quote]There are a lot of Noels running around London. Tell me where the Dylan's hang out. Woof,

Oh, dear.

He looks like he's about four feet tall.

And from a side view, he has "old man face."

I'm not saying that he's not telegenic.

But in real life, when seeing how short he is, it must be very underwhelming.

"He looks like he's about four feet tall."

wonder if his c*ck is equally small or is he hung YUGE🤔

[quote] ‘Great British Baking Show’s Gen Z Baker Dylan Torches Noel Fielding and Alison Hammond for Being So Old: “Do You Feel Closer to Death?”

For the Showstopper this week, judges Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith wanted the bakers’ take on tiramisu. Dylan kept it mostly classic, but was counting on presenting his tiramisu in a tempered chocolate box colored carefully to resemble concrete. When the time came for him to do the delicate work of assembling the chocolate box, both Noel and Alison visited his bench to pester him. You know, as they do.

“Yeah, can you stay away from it?” Dylan says, motioning them to move. “Because I frankly don’t trust you.”

Noel fires back with an innocent enough joke that will soon derail The Great British Baking Show like I’ve never seen before.

“I mean, you’re telling me not to be clumsy,” Noel says. “You’re like Frank Spencer.”

Alison laughs, but Dylan doesn’t get the reference. I didn’t either. Apparently Frank Spencer is an accident-prone British sitcom character played by the O.G. Phantom of the Opera, Michael Crawford back in the 1970s. The show’s ludicrously English title? Some Mothers Do ‘Av ‘Em. Check out Frank Spencer below:

“He’s so young, he doesn’t know who Frank Spencer is,” Alison says. “We’re so old now!”

Dylan then kicks a hornet’s nest by telling the two hosts that his parents were surprised to learn that The Great British Baking Show presenters were both 50 years old. Alison immediately takes offense.

“Can we just rewind? I’m 49,” she insists.

Dylan defends himself by saying together, if you average Noel and Alison’s ages, they’re both 50. Noel Fielding is, in fact, 51, so from a mathematical perspective, Dylan’s logic makes sense, though I wouldn’t necessarily tell a 49-year-old woman that.

“HELLO. I’M NOT 50!” Alison says. “Do you know what? All it means is I’ve been in the queue a little bit longer than you, Dylan. It doesn’t mean —“

“A little longer?” Noel cheekily jokes with his arm around Alison in support. She laughs at that, but then Dylan keeps up his maths. (They call math “maths” over there, okay?)

“You’ve been in the queue 2.5 times the amount I have,” he says. Alison and Noel are both laughing, but then the conversation takes a hilariously grim turn.

Dylan asks, “Do you feel, like, closer to death?”

“Do you feel closer to death?” Alison counters.

“Well, no,” Dylan says. “My body’s not decaying. After 27, it starts decaying.”

Noel Fielding loses it so hard at this point — specifically at the word “decaying” — he throws his head back and turns away from the camera to stifle his expression with his fist.

Alison then points out that Dylan could get hit by a bus! “You could die before me,” she argues.

“That’s morbid,” Dylan concedes.

When he was introduced, he seemed to have the potential to be an annoying rich kid, but he seems genuinely interested in the world and he hasn't turned into John Whaite or any of the other prototypes for irritating people who've been on this show. Sumayah, on the other hand, went from slightly to very annoying.

Making pop culture references from two generations ago probably wasn't the best move on Noel's part.

Those jibes from Dylan were off-putting, considering how carefully measured he was in his previous responses. Suddenly he seemed quite full of all five feet of himself. Quite a bad look. At 50 he'll probably be balding and paunchy in dystopia.

I suspect he'll look better at 50 than Noel does at 51.

This was Noel 24 years ago, when he was 27. Not exactly the same age as our Dylan, but R68, you are correct - Dylan will age much better than Noel.

Asian don't raisin.

Belgians waffle.

Too bad Dylan is a top-heavy dwarf chub with a weird head and a culinary-queen ego.

R65 As much as I like Dylan, he comes off as awkward and shy. Besides that, he's feeling anxious and pressured because he's competing. This is not a good recipe for being able to joke along with Alison and Noel. The whole exchange was weird to me, and Dylan took it too far, but I don't think he meant any harm. It was such a weird exchange that I'm surprised it made it to the show.

R72, for every one of him, there are thousands of these guys.

bitch stole my look!

R73 You've already said that, gramps.

Take your meds.

r73 Dylan is ripped under all those pirate baggy clothes. Not a chub at all.

Too bad he’s a pocket gay…or pocket straight.

I don’t like the proportions of his head - the top is too wide

I'll get right on that for you, r80.

I am sure he will have no problem with my head.

where are the nudes?? he is a 20-something...there must be nudes.

I get if he's not your type but I've always loved all types of shorties. The pointy, Jewish, ones, the dwarfs, the elves , the simians ones, the little Mexican ones, the Indian ones, the North African ones and the SE Asian ones. Tall guys are great to look at but I don't like them in bed.

R84 has stated her boundaries.

Good looking. TERRIBLE facial hair.

OP what possible difference in your life could it be if he was gay or otherwise? Do you know him? Are you planning on fucking him?

It's been posted, but I don't think it's been posted in this thread yet.

He's uncut, not surprising.

What's linked at R88?

[quote] What's linked at R88?

A recipe for pumpkin pie, Rose!!

r87 I plan on fucking him..

r88 can you post or repost we cannot see lpsg

I think the nude pics were deleted.

Ok. Sorry guys. Trying again.

Nice floppage.

He's what we used to call a little "tank"....short but muscles for days.

Tanks are hot. Fun in bed.

He's Indian and Japanese.

Notorious TINY MEAT.

He's only useful as a bottom.

Uh, that's the Chinese. Japanese aren't all that small.

He's also Belgian...Benelux dick is big.