Arnold Palmer was hung?

I love big dicks!

He used it to stir his Arnold Palmers

[quote] He used it to stir his Arnold Palmers

Toadstool in an Arnold Palmer.

You can safely disbelieve anything that comes after “Trump says ….”

Sounds good to me!

He’s obsessed with the size of things.

Is he saying they would grab their penes in their Palmer when they saw Arnold?

It was okay for Trump to discuss Palmer's dick because he said the boomer equivalent of "No Homo" before the story.

Trump: "I mean no disrespect to women, I love women, but he was all man."

I'm not saying it's not true, but hung rumors about major celebs usually have have some substantive history - especially for someone who has been around so long (he died in 2016 at 87).

Has anyone ever heard "Arnold Palmer was hung" before? This really is the first time I've heard it.

No doubt Trump was jealous.

"My dick,on the other hand, is a 2 inch mushroom"

Maybe he'll keep talking about the dick size of old, dead athletes

"Shoeless Joe Jackson? That dick was YUUUUGE"

Apparently, Palmer didn't even like Trump

The bar just keeps getting lower and lower.

But my flaccid schlong can still touch it.

I'm not gay, I just love slobbering over big wangs

NO HOMO

No dick Trump, I doubt his balls are even this big...

Arnold Palmer seemed like an OK/cool guy. He had that really weird golf swing, but that made him unique. He was one of the great golfers and golf personalities. Golf had more personalities, back then.

If anyone was packing on the golf tour back then, Palmer was.

Lee Trevino - massive.

Is Tiger the only golfer for which we have a dick pic?

Pics, or it didn’t happen

Elon Musk has taken over the operation and financing of Trump's campaign. The media is not even talking about it. Trump distracts us with his insanity while the Neo Fascists have an operation flowing to take him to the White House.

[quote]Has anyone ever heard "Arnold Palmer was hung" before? This really is the first time I've heard it.

I'm pretty old and a sports fan and I've never heard anyone talk about the size of Arnie's cock.

It wouldn't be Trump's first exaggeration. Trump's probably told this story for years in his golf clubs. He gets to name drop and locker room talk at the same time.

Plus, he's speaking to a crowd in Latrobe where Palmer is a god

Plot twist: Trump thought it was large, but it’s the only one he’s ever seen.

LOL, Betty Bowers

Arnold Palmer is BIGLY trending on Twitter now.

squatting

Trump's Schwing State Strategy

Lou Gerhig was the luckiest man alive because of his huge penis. That's why they call it a Louisville slugger. People still get Lou's disease because their dicks are too large. It's very painful to carry those around.

Trump < Palmer

I'm not seeing much to suggest a huge cock in those Palmer pics. Of course it could still exist, but there's nothing too obvious.

And the race gets tighter - there is absolutely no future for this country with this many insane idiots running around.

[quote] Of course it could still exist

Not anymore.

Trump called Palmer "all man"

Dude sounds gayer than we do

[quote]Has anyone ever heard "Arnold Palmer was hung" before? This really is the first time I've heard it.

Actually I had heard it before, but I have no idea where.

Any thought this could be a deepfake? There’s a similar video in a diff thread where The Pussygrabber calls Kamala “a shit vice President”. During each of these the microphone is covering his lips and the video quality is less than perfect. So, IMO, it’s possible this is faked.

Besides, can you really imagine The Pussygrabber being so complementary of women?

Not deepfake. Washington Post, NYT, AP all reporting it from the ground.

What are you on, r40? It.s real.

It's not fake. I really do love big dongs and peeping on elderly golfers in the shower

Dementia Donnie

Brian Tyler Cohen calls this the “Cocktober Surprise”.

Meow.

Arnold Palmer died on September 25, 2016 at the age of 87. Why is the pig Trump talking about him?

I'd have fucked Arnold Palmer and not charge $130K for the experience, I can tell you that right now.

Alas, the world's most political sizemeat verificatia has begun!

He thinks he's on an endless world comedy tour. He has nothing to offer the American people but potty-mouthed one-liners. Trashing America and making impossible promises for "Day 1".

After Obama's speech at the convention, you'd think penis size is the last thing Donald would be bringing up.

That's a very good question. Picture this: Electric golf cart. A sudden flood. Water everywhere. Tremendous water. And sharks in the water. Big sharks. Mean sharks. Hannibal Lecter in one cart and Arnold Palmer in the other cart. All electric. Elon musk strong electricity. Very strong. So what do you do because you're on the green but the water is coming and the sharks and the electric and Hannibal he's a very clever man. A genius. Probably went to MIT. Where my uncle was President of Intelligence for 50 years. And so you have sharks and electric and Lecter but Arnold is there with his tremendous dong.

I'm sick of being vicariously insulted on behalf of those who attend Trump's rallies.

If they're not going to place more value on themselves as an American, if they welcome from a candidate to be the US President the stupid, offensive ignorant spew that emits from Trump, they deserve their lot in life.

Now cue the resident Trumper Trolls here who will post, "See? It's posts like this that look down on Trump voters that cause them to not vote Democratic, blah, blah, blah...".

You're damn right I look down on them. They look down on themselves.

[quote]Arnold Palmer died on September 25, 2016 at the age of 87. Why is the pig Trump talking about him?

Maybe he doesn't realize he's no longer alive.

Oh look, another Arnold Palmer thread

^ LOL

If we get sizemeat verificatia, we will be talking about Arnold Palmer for a long time now, no?

In any event, this thread is useless without pictures.

[quote] Any thought this could be a deepfake?

Then why hasn’t someone from his campaign said so?

This stuff Trump is peddling is about distraction. While we do enjoy watching the meltdown, also pay attention to Elon. Please.

This thing about the showers. Golf isn't a sport where the pros hit the showers together, right?

R40 here.

I asked the question because I had seen both those clips back-to-back and I just couldn’t imagine Trump doing that. Then I went to bed.

Now I have woken up in a new America even coarser than before, and nobody seems to mind it. Watching MTP this morning and they showed the “shit Vice President” comment but couldn’t even broach the subject because Lindsay Graham was so worked up and spitting even more than he had at the glory hole last night.

It makes me sad to see this happening. And it makes me sad to come to the same conclusion Della has at R52, written so clearly and precisely btw. Well done!

It definitely looks like he had a nice sack of potatoes...

Trump voters are evil people. There is no amount of stupidity, disinformation, etc. that can explain them. They are vulgar evil trash who want the whole world destroyed.

R40 why do you feel the need to explain away the absurdity of a candidate for the PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES running on family values and Christian ideology talking about a golfer’s dick? You’re falling for his bullshit fake news smokescreen.

It's time donald was paid a visit from the ghosts of Election Day Past, Election Day Present and Election Day Future.

Call me, SNL.

lol Lady G

Maybe Donnie lost his fecal continence to him in one of those showers. That would explain the vivid memory of Arnold Palmer's manhood. Since it has been established he had already lost control of his sphincters in the early 80s (he was thrown out of a NY restaurant, Keens Steakhouse, in 1983 because the stench of shit on him was unbearable to the other patrons) so that would have been some time after peak Arnold Palmer's sex life.

Fox News‘s digital story on the rally made no mention of Trump’s genitalia-laced remarks in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, instead characterizing the Palmer comments as “a tribute to his late friend and PGA golf legend.”

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I have never heard of this before. I think his senile mind was reminiscing about Jeff Palmer.

More likely, his fellow-traitor Benedict Arnold.

[quote] Brian Tyler Cohen calls this the “Cocktober Surprise”.

How original.

R68 I could see crazy Jeff Palmer as a RFK Jr style Trump supporter. If he's still alive.

I can't believe it didn't occur to me (or any DLers) until now that he may have been thinking of Jim Palmer, former Baltimore Orioles pitcher and Jockey underwear pitch man. He's hung in the ads and actually played a sport where the pros shower together. He's more a contemporary of Trump’s than Arnold age wise. The ads were very popular back in the day. I'm sure they caused Trump much envy.

Do any of you guys want to join me in a road trip to visit every country club in America and check out golfers' dongs? It'll be a fun guys' trip, Lindsey Graham is coming, too

R72. That is a very good theory.

Does dementia ever cause sufferers to change sexuality? Seems like the next step in this case.

I thought that was from coke

I realise it’s supposedly flattering, but I wouldn’t relish the thought of a former president discussing my penile endowment before a global audience a decade after my death. Or my father’s or my grandfather’s.

What a lucky man!

Hung AND had a refreshing softdrink named after him.

Are there any reports on Dr. Pepper?

Why is he talking about this? He’s like somebody’s weird senile grandpa.

If I was a grandpa and I wouldn’t even be talking about dicks and I use this goddamn site. It’s weird.

R72's Jim Palmer theory makes a lot of sense. Trump is always confused on names-Leon Musk, his running mate JD Mandel, mixing up Nancy Pelosi and Nikki Haley, etc.

Thank you, R62. I experience a sense of whirling unreality each time I read some new vulgarity this simpleton has spewed. I can never believe that the dignity of this nation has been so completely lost that this man is considered to be a viable candidate for the presidency. I keep wanting to yell that this behavior and thinking would not do credit to a 13-year-old!

Jim Palmer was a baseball player, though. Trump does golf, so I'm thinking it was Arnold Palmer, the golfer.

r83 - Trump was a prep school player, which he does not let people forget about. Unfortunately, he chose the real estate path instead of going "pro."

[QUOTE]In President Donald Trump’s memory, he was a high school baseball star.

[QUOTE]“I was supposed to be a pro baseball player,” Donald Trump wrote in 2004. “At the New York Military Academy, I was captain of the baseball team. I worked hard like everyone else, but I had good talent.”

R72, this has to be true. JIM Palmer's birthday was just a few days ago and he's still a well-known commentator (and still a legend as an underwear model). It would be very-Trump-like for his name to have been garbled with Arnold Palmer's, since Trump is more familiar with golf.

Imagine if Kamala started talking about athlete’s big clit?

I saw Billie Jean King's clit

It was enormous! Trust me, Billie was all woman

Let's kill these double standards for once and all

Are you kidding, R87? The MAGAts are still scandalized about Doug banging the nanny 30 years ago. Even Doug's ex-wife doesn't GAF.

Miss Donald presented hole to a retired male steelworker at a recent PA rally @ 3:00

She started by licking her lips and admiring his overalls then informed the crowd that she thought he looked quite healthy and to check out his big arms

Between this and spying on Arnold Palmer in the shower, looks like the 3 wives and pussy grabbing might be overcompensation

Hope David Frum is right and Dementia Donnie Drops Dead.

I bet Trump doesn’t like uncut guys either. Maybe we will hear more?

Trump is no Arnold Palmer.

[quote]When he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said 'oh my god. That's unbelievable" --Trump says that when other golfers showered with Arnold Palmer they would marvel at how big his dick is