Congratulations Melania!

About as real as her writing a book.

Oh, dear. It looks like Melania's book is in the wrong category. Can't believe that got past the editor.

You mean, "Congratulations Melania's ghost writer. "

Communist!

I'm just surprised she didn't call it Becoming.

Is it being taught in Oklahoma schools like the Trump Bible?

More proof that the NYT bestsellers list is bogus. These sales are from bulk buys and while the NYT always insists bulk sales do not count in bestseller calculations, they almost always do.

Yes. Surely the campaign and affiliated PACs are buying lots of copies. Way to transfer campaign money into Trump personal money.

On the other hand there are a lot of MAGAs buying all the rest of his crap. They may not know what to do with a book, but it says Trump on the cover.

Makes a lovely Christmas gift for people you hate!

Thank Yoo to all Gay Boy that buyed my book. Next book will be Manuel for secret of architecture and Hygene.

Be Best!

There aren't Sure, Jans *big* enough! There aren't Jessica Walter eye rolls *bright* enough!

Poosey need tightening and boobies need lifting, book help pay for.

Knowing the publisher Skyhorse, the bulk buys were secured well before the on-sale date so that they knew how many copies to print. This type of publisher does not overprint anything.

Launder that $$$.

That low born Slavic Jezebel isn’t the only one who can write a book!!

Sounds like some payola shit.

There's a warehouse somewhere in Palm Beach County with tens of thousands of these "books" collecting dust.

Is this the book with her nudes? I suppose the QAnon incel types could use it for fapping material.

The Amazon reviews say the book came with oily fingerprints all over it. But then again, so does Melania, so I guess that's appropriate.

Is it the best seller in the fiction category?

Jus askin’.

Sub-category Fantasy, r21.

Melania Trump 1st Week Book Sales Fraction of Michelle Obama’s: 85K vs. 1.4 Mil

When Michelle Obama published her first book after being First Lady, the sales were enormous: 1.4 million in the first week.

Now the numbers are in for Melania Trump’s “Melania,” and they are a small fraction: just 85,000. Numbers are from Circana Book Scan.

“Melania” has since been knocked off its perch at number 1 by Bob Woodward’s “War” and the posthumous memoir by Lisa Marie Presley.

“Melania” is a dud on Amazon’s Kindle ebooks at number 161. Amazon lists a large print paperback at 6,856.

She doesn't know that Elon Musk Is going to shoot the 500,000 copies he bought into space as fuel for his rocket. Not that she'd care.

She THINKS her twat is going to get billionaire-bashed by the Musk in payment, but he said she stinks like an outhouse.

I hate you gays and I hate quismas.

Melania has probably written more books than she's ever read.

Eye rite bestest arkeetek book, gayboys!

Nobody with an IQ above 50 believes she wrote even one word of this nonsense.

There's no way MAGAts are buying or reading this.

Un fucking believable. It’s this kind of thing that makes me that the human race is fully invested in what’s coming. Is there another more self destructive species- so ironic juxtaposed to its brilliance in science and technology.

Next: the biography of the great Kim Kardasian and the complete collapse of all decent and smart people trying to preserve the relative integrity and decency human life on earth.

Melania’s Trump is mediocrity and grift staring anyone in the face. If you don’t see it- you’re in trouble.Her husband is a wreck in the past, present and future. Count on it. Or is this a phenomenon akin to rubber necking and thrill of the plane crash?

Magats aren't buying the book, r30.

Isn’t the subtitle of this book: “Arrogant Whore”?

Melania Trump is not mediocre. She is a world-class cunting grifter par excellence, but her ultimate long con is the Donald. She is the only person who has ever made him beg and who has fed his hidden masochism, and the only person who could take him down with a word. And he knows it, and it still turns him on.

She is as despicable as he and his craven mob family is. That's not mediocrity. It is the depravity of the Great Whore, shrugging at the misery of millions while she pockets every greasy nickel.

Did they at least hire someone who can speak English to do the audiobook?

This cunt. The "author" is also the narrator.

Why would anyone even create a thread about this birtherism-propagating, Christmas-hating, plagiarizing slutbag whore and her stupid book? Like, who really gives a fuck? Even in jest or just to mock her, she's not worthy of any of our time. We're trying to fight for democracy here, and whatever is in her "book" is pointless and useless.

PROSTITUTION WHORE!

[quote] Why would anyone even create a thread about this birtherism-propagating, Christmas-hating, plagiarizing slutbag whore and her stupid book? Like, who really gives a fuck? Even in jest or just to mock her, she's not worthy of any of our time. We're trying to fight for democracy here, and whatever is in her "book" is pointless and useless.

Do they sell irony supplements?