I went to McDonald's for lunch

YTF, OP.

This evening I will go to Taco Bell!!

OP, pizza in general or is McDonald’s trying a pizza offering again?

Pity anyone who is stuck in a car with you for any period of time. More gas than Trump!

OP - How old are you? Isn’t it past your bedtime?

I only go to McDonalds about two or three times a year and always for the same thing: The Bacon egg and cheese biscuit. They have fabulous biscuits. However. A few weeks ago I had a craving for a fish sandwich. I tried to ignore it, but after a week of resisting, I finally ordered a large Fish sandwich with fries and I thought I would die !! It was delicious. Satisfying and fresh. I think Mc Donalds has upped their game. I am still not ready to try their burgers. But I may check out their chicken sandwiches. Oh. I ordered one small apple pie. I was amazed at how good it was.

Five year olds post on the DL now?

Beneath underwhelming.

OP = Queen Carlotta of Mortville

Op, is this what you waste your precious monthly DL1.99 for??

Junk food - junk health

I'm waiting for the McRib.

OP did you get a BOO BUCKET?

R6 here. I definitely do not eat like this 90% of the time. I do my salads and green vegetables, I don't eat fried foods or fatty foods. I eat my yogurt and whole grains, and I am a very good guy. But once in a great while I indulge.

They’ve improved the quality of the burger patties, but fucked up the secret sauce on the Big Mac. It tastes like it’s been left out in the sun too long. I’m waiting for the Shamrock Shake. Hope they didn’t fuck that up too!

Defacto shitpost

The McDouble is delicious. Trust me.

You did not “eat a burger,” OP. You ate a bunch of fillers and gristle and chemicals.

Oh dear, the lower threads

Jack in the Box: Smashed double bacon cheeseburger.

Too much fat. Too much salt. Too much cholesterol. Too many calories.

But, tasty once in blue moon.

I just think of it as junk people behaving as cannibals with fast food, since that's what junk people are.

We've got a pearl clutcher with a junk fetish in this thread

OP - Sir, that was a Wendy's.

If I put on pants, I too also may go to McDonald’s for a meal. Or, I may just visit Walgreens for TP and junk food. Both encourage pants.

R21: hiding in an alley, scarfing down french fries by a dumpster as he types.

I went to Hardees’. Boy that was a huge mistake. My stomach has been upset since noon.

Chocolate milk at a McDonald's? I didn't even know they served that. Why not a McFlurry? Was the machine broken?

I went to the Zoo and saw some giraffes! Wow, those creatures have a long neck. Then I got to ride the bus home. The end

Thank you for chiming in op, aka djt.

Run, Forrest, run!

They once had a hot and spicy chicken wrap which was quite good as well as the Grilled Chicken Ceasar Salad. They haven't had anything I like in a long time so they lost my business.

McDonalds southwestern salad used to be the truth in a Liyah boots.

I hope somebody you respect deeply finds the packaging in the garbage and shames you. In case they don't. It's crap food don't buy and consume crap food.

Grimace shake and shamrock shake. Yes, to both

What flavor is the Grimace shake?

R35: berry (or "berry," I should say).

R36, it’s purple - some grape, definitely some apple, and then a neutral - vanilla?

I am awaiting the sequel to this riveting tome with rapt anticipation.

Donald Trump must be posting on the Datalounge.

It starts off coherently, but then veers off course, free-associating pizza, Burger King and finally, world peace.

WTF?

Hi Greg!

Wow op what an elegant life you must lead

r27 the chocolate milk and apple slices come with a Happy Meal

I want to try the Chicken Big Mac.

Incidentally, HOUSEGUEST (1995) with Sinbad and Phil Hartman was recently free to watch on YouTube.

At one point, Sinbad orders a Big Mac, Quarter Pounder with Cheese,, large fries, and a large Coke and it all comes to $10. 87.

I love Sinbad. One of the greats.

I like Sinbad as a person but I hate his brand of comedy. HG is a decent flick tho.

Agree with R44

[quote] YTF, OP.

Huh?

You Type Fat

The funniest riff I ever saw about Mc Donald's was Eddie Murphy's. He was reminiscing about his childhood and. He begged his mother to get them some McDonald's. It was hilarious. I always liked Sinbad, but I never thought he was funny.

Should I, a grown man and vegetarian of 23+ years, step into a McDonald's to order a "Grimace shake" and satisfy my curiosity? Or is McDonald's just for American infants?

R51, if I remember correctly, the last time they had the Grimace shake it couldn’t be bought ala carte, one had to buy an entire meal in order to partake.

Too bad you missed Dump working there

I wouldn't want him touching my food...yikes

R51: thank you.

The grimace shake was out last June to celebrate its birthday.

I love McDonald's shakes, but I feel like anything purple should not have a milk base. Thus the Grimace shake is a no-go for me.

I like to get a fish sandwich and a vanilla shake, to the trash person I probably do it twice a year.

Not being a MickeyD's aficionado like R6, I thought the Filet o' Fish sandwich was only available during Lent?

I once threw up half a Big Mac in the ladies room at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion.

Former regular McDonald's user, here. My regular order was a Filet of Fish, large fries, and large Diet Coke. I also liked the vanilla cone and large iced coffee with sugar and half 'n' half.

r58 it's always on the menu. They came out with it for people who didn't eat meat on Fridays.

Sorry--thank you R52.

OP did Trump serve your fries? Did you have adderall dust and fecal matter on your Big Mac?

R53 He just couldn't leave the whole Kamala worked at McD's thing alone. He had to put his dirty asshole all over that.

[quote] I thought the Filet o' Fish sandwich was only available during Lent?

Nope, all day every day (but not late at night).

For the hungry fat whore, there's even a Double Filet o' Fish at some locations!

BK has the Addams Family meal which looks good, except for maybe that purple bun

Did you find bloody tampons under the tables again?

Congratulations. You consumed your recommended weekly allowance for calorie intake in just one meal.

R68, you’re a real “live and let live” kind of nonjudgmental man, huh?

If OP had chocolate milk and apples he was most likely eating a Happy Meal which means it wasn't that high in calories r68

R69 - Would you be so enabling and encouraging of someone who just said they shot up with heroin today? Or drove drunk? Reckless, self-destructive behavior shouldn't be whitewashed. You're not doing the OP or anyone else any favors with that feel-good bullshit.

r71 You sound fun

R71, you’re right in line with all the bigoted homophobes who want to save you from being gay.

Also, drunk driving is a bit of a false equivalency as it’s more than self-destructive.

When Trump loses, we should all go for Happy Meals.

R73 - WTF are you even talking about? Bigoted homophobes? Christ, go see a shrink.

[quote] I thought the Filet o' Fish sandwich was only available during Lent?

I find this hilarious for some reason.

A true eldergay will remember burning their Hoover lips on a FRIED apple pie.

The fried cherry pie was the best, the kind they have now are too dry

Didn't I read somewhere that former employees told people not to order shakes or maybe it was coffee, at Mc Donald's because the machinery was filthy and never got cleaned?

Many moons ago when I worked at McDonald's the owner was very fussy. We could never stand still we always had to be doing something and the place was sterile, very clean. The shake and ice cream machines were frequently cleaned.

This McDonald's was in a nice area and had an individual owner so that may have made a difference. I worked really hard there, some of my later white collar jobs were a lot easier. I was a college kid and I was hoping for free food but we couldn't eat the mistakes, we did have an employee discount though.

Now my nephew and nieces wouldn't be caught dead working fast food so I think their employee pool is shallower now.

Grimace birthday shake:

Trump's regular order is reportedly two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted. No fries?

Trump looks like an angry orange Grimace

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAT WHORES!!!!!!

BK rings are frightful cuz they just ground up onion flavored batter in ring shape.

I wouldn't eat McDonald's if it were free. Disgusting pig food.

Oh my dear R86: once Trump and Vance incarcerate your ass in one of their "reeducation centers" (you know, just for shits and giggles), you'll wish to God you had some Mickey D's pig food.