"All of society seemed to be against us"

What is this photo?

The heart wants what the bank account holds.

I love you Grandpa, I mean babe.

If the 33 year old is 'married' to the 77 year old, why is he 'sleeping with older men' ? Why doesn't he stay faithful to the one he married ?

It happens with str8$ all the time. Actually, it's encouraged.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love is

I remember when gold digging and fetishes were treated as such. Now they get framed as some bizarre form of civil rights.

Doesn’t he get tired of saying “keep it moving, toots!”?

The Guardian trolling its readers again.

He looks very good for 77.

[quote]Doesn’t he get tired of saying “keep it moving, toots!”?

"Keep jiggling, Peggy!"

He finds his thing a lot more interesting than I do.

Grandpa, Matlock's not real.

Gross. Now that's a picture I can't erase from my memory.

Good lord, put on a t-shirt at the very least.

Well, 33 goes into 77 a helluvalot more times than 77 goes into 33!

I was fucking a senior (looked like a furrier Keenan Wynn) at South Mountain Reservation in 1983. As I'm fucking hi over a log, he kept saying to me (24 years old) "Fuck me daddy fuck me fuck me." Now I'm in a senior looking for Daddy.

The 77 year old could do better than that.

[quote]For now, and hopefully for an indefinite hereafter, Jeff and I cohabit and coexist. We both work from home, which means we spend all day in each other’s space, bemoaning disappointing emails and discussing our next meal, concocting excuses to leave the apartment for a stroll in the middle of the afternoon. We demonstrate together for Palestinian, Black, queer and migrant lives. In the evenings, we go to gallery openings, concerts, clubs, movies, readings; we come home, have a drink, get stoned and laugh. We meld existing friend groups and make new ones, a cross-section of lovely people who span generations.

They sound insufferable. Truly self centred, narcissists convinced of their moral and cultural superiority.

[quote] If the 33 year old is 'married' to the 77 year old, why is he 'sleeping with older men' ? Why doesn't he stay faithful to the one he married

Welcome to open relationships!

He looks great for 77 - at least in that photo. Though I guess it could be an older photo. But still, even if it was from seven years ago.

Get over yourselves

As long as they wear age appropriate clothing I don’t see the problem

For the lesbians:

[quote]About a month after Dori and I first meet, fourteen months before we’ll get married on the lawn outside the Santa Barbara courthouse, Facebook’s algorithm—with its remarkable ability to be on-topic and completely off-base at the same time—suggests a listicle of the “most uncomfortable age gaps in cinema” as something I might be interested in. I cringe as I swipe, increasingly pissed off by the catalog of clichés I see before me, and by the lack of distinction between consent and coercion: Humbert Humbert is right there alongside Harold’s Maude.

[quote]If the older person is a woman, she will be a stilettoed manipulatrix, deftly ensnaring a clueless babe-in-the-woods in her web. There’s world-weary Mrs. Robinson, flashing her tan lines in a last-ditch mating display; Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard scheming, wheedling, and buying her way into Joe Gillis’s heart. The young partner, meanwhile, tends to be portrayed as a drifter trying things on for size, a lost little lamb with daddy or mommy issues whose winsome naiveté offers a pleasant dalliance, a vacation from grown-up obligations. None of it has anything to do with me and Dori, the real-life, fifty-seven-year-old woman whose neck I’m nestled into as I scroll through these fictional portrayals.

[quote]Even the terminology riles me up. “May-December relationship is such a dumbass term,” I complain to Dori. “How do your fifties equate to December? That’s, like, October at the most.”

I don’t care about their relationship, but I am indeed against the aqua nail polish on the old man.

[quote] looked like a furrier Keenan Wynn

Why do you think anyone knows who this is? Weird.

[quote] He looks great for 77 - at least in that photo

Everyone looks better on their back.

[quote] We both work from home, which means we spend all day in each other’s space, bemoaning disappointing emails

If Jeff is 77 why hasn't he retired yet?

Are we seeing elder abuse in plain sight?

My, what a wordy little bitch.

As long as both understand it is transactional. Old guy gonna get a caretaker , young guy gonna get the $

Lesbians also have Sarah Paulson, 49 and Holland Taylor, 81

Is this a European thing? I saw four May - December gay couples recently in Vienna. In the states I rarely to never see them.

It’s a rainy night and it’s over…

You can’t shit in the rain no matter how hard you try.

The 77 year old has a better head of hair than the 33 year old.

[quote]Is this a European thing? I saw four May - December gay couples recently in Vienna. In the states I rarely to never see them.

They're called escorts.

Would it kill him to shave the front of his shoulders?

R32,

The article is written by an American.

L’amour, l’amour!

Toujours l’amour!

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