Trump speeches are beginning to recall Lucy halfway through shooting the Vitameatavegamin commercial

Who is “Jill” with the fat pig of a husband?

“Get that guy the hell off her” ?

What an incompetent blowhard

He’s certainly not unpoopular!

I always just assume half the people behind him at the rallies are paid actors.

FAP. FAP. FAP.

r4 I wish, but sadly those freaks truly want him to be president.

Aw, look at him using President Biden's wife's name "accidentally" like that! Is he trying to trigger one of his many obsessions, President Biden, into paying more attention to him and getting back into the race?

It's not going to happen, lardass. President Biden has a life and a job, just received an incredibly prestigious award from Germany yesterday, and isn't lazy or fat.

Maybe ask Dr Ronnie Johnson Jackson to up the dosage of everything they have you on instead, Fatty. Maybe that will help you move on from these unhealthy fixations. SNIFF!

That’s some projection he’s got goin on there.

Get used to it-he’s here to stay.

#DementiaDon

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It's like he's talking directly to me!

I'm going to tell my fat husband/cousin what my president just told me

When I signed up to get two tickets to Trump's Madison Square Garden rally (and not show, of course) I had to give a mobile number as verification. I used a burner Google Voice number I keep handy and my God the voice mails and texts that come in about every 2 hours. I donated to Kamala and hers are thoughtful pitches. Trumps are, and I am not kidding - "I love you!" or "I have a signed picture just for you" and then some link. It's such a complete contrast in style, intelligence and appeal. These Trump supporters must be morons.

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

Geez he went from “Lucy Does a Commercial” to “Lucy Does Mescaline” in 24 hours.

“Boy, it sure is hot in here!” 🫠

He *definitely* poops out at parties, if you catch my drift.

It’s entirely possible Liza Minnelli will outlive him.

Calls the President a 'fat pig'

More like “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”.

For those who think their Orange Jesus would never call our Armed Forces "suckers" or "losers" and what he says about McCain and our troops suffering from traumatic brain injury aren't enough to penetrate their thick skulls.

If he does this to troops with TBI, Mattis, Milley, and McCain...he did it to our other wounded and dead, too.

His mental illness is getting worse.

Mental illness does that when it isn't treated, r22.

That’s why they love him. Cause he talks real. He ain’t shit but he talks real. Obama was real, Biden was real and KH is real too like when she told those hecklers to go to the rally down the street.