I’m the cherry pits.
I watched this the other day for the first time. I loved it I want to be Cher!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 19, 2024 3:05 AM |
I'm when Cher had an actual face instead of a rubber ghoul's mask that will live on long after humanity is extinct from planet earth....
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 19, 2024 3:07 AM |
I am Michelle Pfeiffers cold sore that had to be written into the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 19, 2024 3:08 AM |
Michelle Pfeiffer making her daughters peanut butter and zucchini sandwiches.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 19, 2024 3:11 AM |
I'm Susie pissed off that Cher got the role I was promised.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 19, 2024 3:12 AM |
^Zuccini jelly. I would have groaned like the girls did.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 19, 2024 3:13 AM |
I’m the snakes in the bed. One of me is Jon Peters.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 19, 2024 3:18 AM |
I am yet another *great* performance from Veronica Cartwright.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 19, 2024 3:18 AM |
I’m the Oscar nomination for Best Supporting that Veronica Cartwright didn’t receive.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 19, 2024 3:26 AM |
I just watched the trailer for this movie on YouTube.
It looks like a crappy movie.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 19, 2024 3:31 AM |
I'm Daryl Van Horne's bent peener.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 19, 2024 3:32 AM |
I’m Susan Sarandon coming to set and finding out I have to learn the part of Jane because Cher says if she can’t play Alex she’s walking off the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 19, 2024 3:34 AM |
I’m the Mercedes-Benz 600.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 19, 2024 3:35 AM |
I'm the musical version that Cameron Mackintosh produced. I played London but never made it to Broadway.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 19, 2024 3:47 AM |
I’m Alex not asking why or how Daryl knows his butler is hung like a horse.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 19, 2024 3:54 AM |
I'm Jane's transformation from uptight priss to slutty whore.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 19, 2024 3:59 AM |
I'm the bitchy supermarket checkout clerk slut-shaming the tabloid-reading, sluttily dressed, pickle-chomping Jane: "Are you BUYING that or not?"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 19, 2024 4:09 AM |
Cheese in a spray can for crackers.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 19, 2024 4:11 AM |
I’m the dowdy lounging pajamas outfit (and hat!) Sukie wears in the glamorous party scene … while the others are wearing lamé, beads, and sequins.
Sometimes Michelle Pfeiffer pushes her humility too far.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 19, 2024 4:33 AM |
I'm Jack's ponytail holder. It's a cruel fate.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 19, 2024 4:48 AM |
I’m the lumpy wax doll that looks more like a Jerusalem artichoke than a human.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 19, 2024 5:13 AM |
Susan Sarandon's great hair or wig? It looked great, anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 19, 2024 5:30 AM |
I'm Castle Hill, the vast Colonial Revival mansion with a full quarter mile of lawns spilling down to the Atlantic.
I'm also the Boston Wang Performing Arts Center, providing the interiors.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 19, 2024 5:47 AM |
I'm the murder, incest, rape, Spanish flies, dildos and anal intercourse.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 19, 2024 7:32 AM |
I'm Lucie Arnaz who started in the musical version in the West End because Gary didn't talk me out of it.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 19, 2024 3:44 PM |
I'm the ice cream.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 19, 2024 4:03 PM |
I’m the massive bed that Jack fucks Cher in.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 19, 2024 4:10 PM |
I'm the remake starring Brad Pitt, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, Selena Gomez and Judy Greer as Veronica Cartwright.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 19, 2024 4:22 PM |
I'm the "signs" that something evil has settled in Eastwick.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 19, 2024 4:26 PM |
I’m the good fuck Veronica has nothing against.
No one else mentions me in so many words but it’s clear from the way Nicholson squirms on the bed that I’m a great favorite.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 19, 2024 4:33 PM |
I'm the little BOO-bee dolls!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 19, 2024 4:57 PM |
I the audience audibly catching their breath when Cher appears on the screen looking gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 19, 2024 5:17 PM |
I’m Chee.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 19, 2024 6:07 PM |
I'm the cleaning bills after Daryl's church visit.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 19, 2024 6:43 PM |
I’m the assorted junk food the three witches are eating when they conjure up Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 19, 2024 8:07 PM |
I am R3's laziness, so complete I can't be bothered to thumb an apostrophe.
I shall be punished by Mr. Van Horne.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 19, 2024 8:14 PM |
What a boring movie-on and on…
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 19, 2024 8:23 PM |
I’m Jon Peters. I argued with everyone to put an alien in any scene. ANY SCENE.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 19, 2024 8:36 PM |
I’m the squeaky orchestra made up of Jane’s students.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 19, 2024 8:44 PM |
I'm "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik," played the shit out of, apparently by supernatural means.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 19, 2024 8:52 PM |
I'm the sight gag that never was, of Cher as buttoned up, prim Jane.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 19, 2024 8:55 PM |
R36. lol, I hope he’s merciful.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 19, 2024 10:21 PM |
I’m Veronica’s pussy she’s rubbing thinking of Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 20, 2024 12:36 AM |