Things that need to stay in the Early 20s

fuck you teacunt

I know I shouldn’t have signed this thread 🤦‍♂️. Happy Friday Dutchie.

Me.b

I wish I could pay you to abandon this site. You're never funny.

I’ll bite:

Pandemic

Dump

Crypto

Prohibition.

R6 😆 Phrases like birthing person.

Why do you insist on signing your threads? When you know it will cause backlash, and no one will take your thread seriously knowing it is YOU who created it? Why don't you just switch to anonymous posting? Anonymous posting and stop saying "mafuckin" and you're golden. Problem solved.

[quote]Trump( yes he will lose)

Please God, let it happen.

R8 I won’t stop saying mafuckin because I wont. Grow up. Why does mafuckin offend people. It is a very east coast, midatlantic black thing. It’s not like we are against swearing and vulgarities in general on this site. Why is die in a fucking grease fire more palatable than die in a mafuckin grease fire. Why does it irk so many. Must be flyovers.

Even when I don’t sign my posts they accuse me of hiding by not signing. So there’s that.

[quote]Why does mafuckin offend people.

Because the ancient bitches on this site are offended by young people and their slang terms.

The black bottom and Black Tuesday.

The Simpsons.

This reminds me of my younger friends who say shit like, "that's so 2018"

Datz, right beeeeyotttch!!!

I beez sayin’ mafuckin’ and none youz mafuckers will stop meez!!!

Also….i beez blatino, mafuckers!!!!!! Ole!!! 🌯 🫏 🌮

Bobbing your hair

The Charleston

23-skidoo

Women's right to vote. Those broads got are too dumb to comprehend politics.

Middle aged white losers cosplaying as bruthas from the hood.

I heard him say he was 36 in another thread, r18

R19 I am 36. Ignore that troll. I’m not pretending to be black. Shit so fucking stupid.

Elon Musk

I think a 36 yo would do more convincing digital blackface. I bet you're about 56 if not older.

R20 = Al Jolson

Trump

MAFUCKIN sounds like a quaint fishing village on Cape Cod.

R22 Teacake is pretty fixated on saying that those people who call him on his cosplaying shit are 60 years old, which is a pretty good indicator of how old he is.

Stop trying to make mafuckin happen, PrinceTeaBlackMussyCake - it's not going to happen.

Cono, Teacake, give me back my Boost Mobile phone, maricon! My pimp will be calling any minute and I have to pay our motel rent this week, papi.

After Teacake papa left his juice in me, I should have lit a match and thrown it in there.

You are a vile as fuck. But what’s crazy is you aren’t dealing with a regular person. I’m not regular. I already know why you do what you do. It’s because you are unhappy with yourself. If I ever make it like I plan to make it I will likely regret all the autobiographical info I left on this site. Hopefully DL servers are destroyed in some natural disaster lol.

How is the acting career going, Teacake? I'm talking about the acting outside of DL, obviously.

R27 You’ve already made it happen my dear.

My mom actually prosecutes pimp. I need to shut the fuck up.

Pimps*

Oh look, another Teacake lie.

R35 You are right. Im Ging it up a lil bit. She is a high up GS paralegal but not actually an attorney.

Why you lie about your mamacita, Teacake? I raised you and Genie cutting white people toenails. Including yours.

R37 wtf shrooms is you on. 😆 My sister and I don’t share the same mom. My sister is full black. Well my ma is black too but she’s not black American.

Who remembers Teacake insisting his mother was Cuban?

R39 do you lack reading comprehension. I’ve always stated my mom is half black and Cuban. Even my Cuban family. They aren’t white white. Well sone of them are but most of the them look mixed race. My Cuban grandmother was the same color as Cardi B and born in Querns.

What a shocker - another day and another Teafake identity at R32.

Hi Barbra! How's your half black Cuban paralegal possible prosecutor mom doing?

R41 Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy. And yes I made the Barba Streisand joke because you bitches have made mafuckin happen. Thank you.

Careful Teafake - "buddy" is as white as it gets.

Just like you.

R43 Well I am kinda white—on the inside according to black people lol. I was sometimes called an Oreo growing up.

Yes of course Teafake.

You realize I was a Communications major so I know about stuff a normal black male my age wouldn’t know. Why do I feel the need to explain myself. Anyways I am not normal. I’m gay.

Racoon coats

Flappers

R46 you feel the need to explain yourself because you are continuously being called for the fantasist that you are.

Teacake you trippin.

Fatty Arbuckle.