Fox and Friends Had to Put Down a Towel on The White Couch for Trump This Morning

😧😧😧😧😧😧 Gross 🤢

God help me, I can't stop laughing.

He's never been the picture of health but he looks like he's in really bad shape now.

Eef I don't Scotchguard the upholstery and he make beeg poo-poo on my Louis the whatever furnitures. Then heff to throws out.

It looks like they used puppy pads.

If he shits on it, he buys it.

Maybe it's a butt warmer.

Apparently it's just his oversized suit fanned out around him. We got excited over nothing, boo!

I'm going to get one for all of my deevans!

R3 Oh, what a shame (snicker).

R8 that doesn’t look like a suit. On the other hand, the guy farthest left (don’t ask me who it is) looks like he’s also sitting on a pad.

R8 Definitely not his suit. You can see clearly see the tail of the suit is behind him.

But I'm sure the Trump campaign will try and spin it that way.

The consensus on r/politics is that it's his suit, and those people are all lefties. It's a nothing burger, there's no need to make up stuff when there's so much else to cover.

What an embarrassment.

That alone would keep people from doing public events, but when you’re desperate to stay out of jail, you’ll do public events.

you can tell it's his suit by how it folds over on his left

R15 If that was his suit, it would be like tuxedo tails.

Watch the clip. You can see that when he moves, the pad doesn't.

How could they stand the stench?

R17 Based on OPs photo, it doesn't look like Ainsley was doing a very good job of enduring it.

I sub Kyle’s channel and he covers the old man farting in public thing that Trump does or can’t help doing. He often uses Ben from Medias Touch for context so I take that part with grain of salt.

Unfortunately r8 is right, it's his suit. I just watched a bit of the video of the 'interview' on YouTube and it's his suit.

This might fool people who have never worn a suit jacket, but it's certainly not just his suit jacket.

Looking at the length of just the right side, if this was just his suit jacket, his jacket would be hanging down to his knees when he stood up

In this appearance he said “I love cows” and that there won’t be any more cows if Kamala wins.

Don’t make me laugh. We all know he hates animals.

It's being reported elsewhere that he's sitting on a pad. (That would be the weirdest shaped suit ever)

He loves cows, they contribute to his happy meal. So if Kamala wins, no more McDonald’s trips when he’s good!

Imagine the stench.

Poop r20 is right. At the beginning he walks in and there is no pad, unless they cut away and put it down them.

It's another new Trump Inc. product he's personally promoting and endorsing through on-air demos: The Ozempic Side-Effect Supersize Dump Absorption Pad.

I don't care if this is true or untrue... it's hilarious.

Tell me it's circulating on the Twitter.

Hah r20, there should be a comma after the word “poop.” Sorry!

It's probably his insanely long suit, but even if it is, boy is he going to be mad when he finds out what people are saying! There will be hamburders (sic) thrown all over the place!

The spread looks too far to be his suit, even though it's cut long to hide his fatness. The other guys' suits don't spread at all. So, let the towel rumour unfurl far and wide...

That ain't no towel.

That there is a hi-tech absorbent wicking system full of perfumed "shitty-litter" and lined with impermeable super-thin Gore Tex on the bottom-facing side. Nano bots pulverize the occasional lumps once they drain in, the liquid seeps to the sides into micro-vats and a special heating element rapid-bakes the center remains to reduce any leftover

The effect is reduced to the smell of a Dysentery Ward mop closet, with Ground Zero extending only 12 feet. Otherwise people could die.

This is just an example of the deals President Trump can make with Putin's boss Ping in China once he's elected. Personally, I think he smells good, like America. And I really like the new Menthol litter.

Dump has cancelled his NRA appearance due to EXHAUSTION! The f'n NRA and he cannot make it.

He cancelled because of the scandal with the new NRA director. Someone on his team must’ve realized that “ illegal immigrants eating cats” /s doesn’t jibe with torturing cats.

This towel vs. his jacket debate is almost as good as the fat chick in line at Spirit Airlines, flesh colored leggings vs. bare ass debate.

Except there's actual video of him sitting down and hit suit jacked folding outwards as shown in the photo

Oh look another Trump thread

I just checked the Fox interview on YouTube (so you don't have to) and it's definitely his jacket and not a towel or a pad. (I was disappointed to find that out.)

I attached a link of the interview to demonstrate for those of you who have the nerve to click on a Fox link to see for yourself - but you really don't need to.

But towel or no towel, I'm sure Trump nonetheless stinks like a gas station restroom that hasn't been cleaned since 1987.

He could shit on somebody and not lose voters.

OP I searched for a white towel underneath this orange cunt for bout 10 minutes because of the way you worded this. Why not just say couch?

Who cares if it's a senior moment pad or not, he's still pooping out left and right at interviews, rallies, and townhalls.

Cue the Ab Fab episode where Eddie demands that everyone in the Menopause Anonymous meeting sits on a bin bag when she realizes that menopausal women tend to pee when they sneeze.

Put down your pipe, teacake, and you’ll understand OP’s post just fine.

Thanks r38.

Well it was fun while it lasted

Why is he wearing trenchcoat sized jackets?

Batman's cape wouldn't stick out as much as Trump's suit jacket

But what about when Trump leaves the Fox studio, and his "friends" have to sit on the wet spot?

Even if it is his suit it’s a good joke and rumor to spread because I hate this daughter-fucker.

Maybe he's getting a little botox. A little filler. A little chemical peel. He hasn't been so pretty lately. Even his cakes on rouge can't hide the ugly.

Trump's bed is probably covered with blue chux pads every night.

That's a pad

What a fun-filled week he had on live TV:

"A little song,

A little dance,

A little shit stream

In the pants."

R44, to cover his ass.

He DOES shit on people, r39. His own fucking cult. He shits all over those fucking fools every damned day and they beg for more.

That does not look like a suit fanning. It does look like smell absorbent charcoal pad.

Being a germaphobe TFG probably carries his own towels.

That’s the longest suit jacket he has ever worn then.

He's getting that end of life shrink.

This site says no it is not a towel but their close ups convince me it is.

Sadly, if you watch the video provided it does appear to be his suit, as there’s nothin else on the couch. However, I’ll now float the idea that his entire SUIT is made of absorbent charcoal padding.

This story is like the JD Vance couch-fucking: it’s true even if it didn’t happen. It sums up what we understand about these people.

I agree.

If he sat on something, they’re sure as heck not showing that part. They had him squat while at commercial and slid it under him.

[quote]This story is like the JD Vance couch-fucking: it’s true even if it didn’t happen.

Except, of course, that the Vance story is true...