Unsolicited testimonial from a 3 way last night
All of us were lean and gym built bodies
Ask me anything
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Unsolicited testimonial from a 3 way last night
All of us were lean and gym built bodies
Ask me anything
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 19, 2024 3:46 AM |
Have you considered taking a creative writing class OP? This little droplet of fiction is…uninspiring.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 18, 2024 3:50 PM |
Could you just go the fuck away and take your swollen ego with you?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 18, 2024 3:50 PM |
0/10
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 18, 2024 3:51 PM |
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 18, 2024 3:52 PM |
Did the guy think he was writing an Amazon review?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 18, 2024 3:58 PM |
When did you wake up from your dream?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 18, 2024 3:58 PM |
Link to Yelp account.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 18, 2024 4:01 PM |
You "were" lean and gym built? You back to your 350 pound self Teafuck?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 18, 2024 4:04 PM |
R1. I’m only relaying my real experiences. The writer of the testimonial is a lawyer. It did the job.
R2 Again, I’m only writing exact reality. Why boast on anonymous message boards if it’s not the truth
R6 3 way was at 6 pm. I was fully conscious throughout. I went to bed at 11 pm and awoke at 6 am. I never remember my dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 18, 2024 4:06 PM |
Exactly, R9. Teacunt started replying to other threads exactly 90 seconds after starting this thread. I think I should report him to Fort Meade and be done with him.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 18, 2024 4:07 PM |
Post pics R9 or it didn't happen.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 18, 2024 4:08 PM |
Sex is not sexy, hot, or interesting in this context, except in a Dean Martin 1974 shoe-polish-on-the-sheets way.
Shudder.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 18, 2024 4:09 PM |
The paranoia exhibited by r8 and r10 is a bonus to one with a cruel sense of humor.
I’m not Teacake
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 18, 2024 4:10 PM |
Did you go to the drive-thru at Chipotle afterwards?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 18, 2024 4:11 PM |
R13. Yes...yes you are. You make me sad. I never realized a human's life could be so pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 18, 2024 4:13 PM |
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 18, 2024 4:15 PM |
Are sure he didn’t say: Tu pene es pequeño. donde esta la salida?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 18, 2024 4:17 PM |
Then I think we should all have an ice-cold Frosty, r16!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 18, 2024 4:18 PM |
R14 I never eat fast food. Constant vigilance is required to maintain a hot fuckable body.
R15 I drink your tears 😭
R17 What language is that quote written in? Though he did have some Spanish / Mexican cuisine cookbooks in his kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 18, 2024 4:23 PM |
R19. You do realize that Teafuck uses the term "constant vigilance" a lot. You have the worst memory for a troll.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 18, 2024 4:26 PM |
Was it fruitcup night in independent living?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 18, 2024 4:26 PM |
Me thinks OP protests too much. (R19, r9, r13)
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 18, 2024 4:27 PM |
R21 no fruit cup, but the host did offer cannabis, which I did one hit. I’m no good with a bong.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 18, 2024 4:28 PM |
^^^^methinks autocorrect sucks sometimes
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 18, 2024 4:29 PM |
OP, love what you wrote. It gave me a screamer.
And to the rest of youse......who cares if it's true or not!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 18, 2024 4:29 PM |
R20 I have no idea what Teacake writes as I don’t pay attention to him. But I do admire that fact that he has traumatized you into thinking he is everywhere
R22 I’m replying to the thread which I created
🙄
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 18, 2024 4:32 PM |
R25. What is a screamer, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 18, 2024 4:39 PM |
R27, screamer means hard on that I can shove up your ass! 😡
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 18, 2024 4:42 PM |
OP, how effective are treatments for syphilis these days?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 18, 2024 4:44 PM |
[quote] [R2] Again, I’m only writing exact reality. Why boast on anonymous message boards if it’s not the truth
Why not? Particularly if it is the only venue where you can falsely boast.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 18, 2024 4:46 PM |
Yet again, any mention of sex in real life, will bring up the ancient PTSD shriekers from the bottoms of their crypts, like r29
I’m doing to a Halloween party tonight, which will inevitably turn into an orgy. After that, I will take doxy pep.
And I’m screened for STIs at least once a quarter
It’s 2024, not 1986
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 18, 2024 4:50 PM |
R28. Thanks for admitting that you're OP. Makes it easier to follow along. Carry on!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 18, 2024 4:50 PM |
R30 I only write about my real life experiences because I can then hold the doubters in contempt.
You act as if this is unusual, but it’s not for an attractive gay guy in a major city who isn’t broken down unfuckable retiree.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 18, 2024 4:53 PM |
I don't think this is teacake. This is sexy party and cruise ship guy, right? Unless that one is teacake too.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 18, 2024 4:54 PM |
Oh great. Teacuck/OP is back.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 18, 2024 4:54 PM |
Sorry, I meant sex party and cruise ship guy, not sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 18, 2024 4:56 PM |
R33. R34. It's Teacake and you know it is. Just search for "hold the doubters in contempt." That's gives you the answer as it's been used multiple times. The junkie can't use different words.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 18, 2024 4:58 PM |
Why so salty, R31/OP?! You boasted about your sexual exploits to strangers. You said "ask me anything!" I asked out of genuine curiosity. I figured you being a proud, open and notorious whore would give first-hand knowledge.
And I don't sleep in a crypt...anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 18, 2024 4:59 PM |
[quote] You act as if this is unusual, but it’s not for an attractive gay guy in a major city who isn’t broken down unfuckable retiree.
Oooh...do you know any attractive gay guys in a major city? If so, we'd rather hear from them than you.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 18, 2024 5:02 PM |
Is this supposed to be interesting?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 18, 2024 5:10 PM |
Are you sure this isn't something your mother whispered in your ear when she tucked you into bed at night?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 18, 2024 5:20 PM |
Teafake=DeFacto =sad self-hating kaween=brittle cluster B
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 18, 2024 5:25 PM |
OP, you're putting Jackie Collins to shame with the richness of your sleazy prose and elaborate fantasy world. You should turn this awesome story into a book and become the next Erotic Romance Queen!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 18, 2024 5:26 PM |
R40, indeed. OP's entire story is that he had a three way and one of the guys enjoyed himself. How utterly zzzzz by gay standards. Sadder still that it's probably made up.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 18, 2024 5:27 PM |
Did you fall in love with either of them? What did you do afterwards?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 18, 2024 5:46 PM |
All the usual notes from OP that one could hope for in one of his inane post hookup threads:
You're hot and fuck hot guys, Doxy PEP, everyone here is old and envious etc.
Hard bodies and hard cocks but rote and flaccid trolling. 0/10
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 18, 2024 5:55 PM |
R45 the lawyer is married, and I’m taken romantically as well.
However, both of the guys said, in private conversations afterwards, that they would like to get together with me one on one.
After, I washed the cum and lube off myself and I ate bourbon pecan ice cream and watched the second half of Silence Of The Lambs.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 18, 2024 5:55 PM |
Perfect summation r46
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 18, 2024 6:05 PM |
And when I SHIT myself while fucking these clowns (do to anal prolapse syndrome) I blamed the one taking my ROCK HARD 3.5 inches!!!!
But I have a really nice face, I swear!
And my credit score will be better in 6 years!
You people are so jealous you cannot stand it!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 18, 2024 6:08 PM |
Imagine having an IQ of 80 and being desperate to write a good EST. Something, anything to get noticed, and for 30 short seconds, not be the scary weird man who lives in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 18, 2024 6:11 PM |
Oh dear r49
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 18, 2024 6:11 PM |
This is the guy who regaled us with his exploits in SF for a weekend and other similar "adventures" periodically, who then spends the entire thread chastising everyone for being a prude and reminding us what year it is. He writes suspiciously similar to Greg.
Boring.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 18, 2024 6:15 PM |
I paid an architect to design my custom built house in 2019, and I am the second floor as I’m writing this r50
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 18, 2024 6:17 PM |
Wow this is a shockingly bad EST.
I remember when you had to guess whether it was real or not. Helen Keller could spot this one from a mile away.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 18, 2024 7:02 PM |
That's the irony about OPs post is, if you are a top and you know how to use your dick to make guys cum, you don't have to be gym built or have an amazing body. You give it to them good once and they will favorite you forever. I am an older dude, and have fucked around with a handful of guys in their 20s. I made one guy cum for the first time getting fucked. He actually came twice. So you do that to a guy, it doesn't matter how tight their six pack is, you are getting the text at night.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 18, 2024 7:17 PM |
Great big fat person alert at r55. You not having a gym body is something that gnaws at you, eh? Please, tell us more.
The contempt I feel for you r54 is quite pleasant
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 18, 2024 7:22 PM |
Did one of them look like a skinny Jerry Garcia?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 18, 2024 7:45 PM |
R56. OP. I hope you choke on your "contempt." Nobody cares! Everyone knows all of your posts are pure fiction, not even well thought out or well expressed. I hope your contempt for me is JOYOUS and ORGASMIC.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 18, 2024 8:06 PM |
R55 is absolutely right about how it works for a lot of tops. A big dick on a guy who knows how to use it equals hot bottoms throwing themselves at him even if he isnt that attractive otherwise. He will constantly have a lot of good ass to pick from. All bottoms and tops with average dicks have to put in way more effort. Those are the rules.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 18, 2024 8:07 PM |
Thanks OP. I really appreciate the offer, But no.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 18, 2024 8:25 PM |
Yes, but do you have a nice personality?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 18, 2024 8:26 PM |
OP: You sound like a douchebag.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 18, 2024 8:26 PM |
I beez blatino, mafuckers!’ Ole!!! 🌯 🫏 🌮
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 18, 2024 8:29 PM |
Op But did he say you were beautiful and give you a FREE cup of lemonade?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 18, 2024 9:19 PM |
I think OP's company last night was under the influence of hard drugs to enjoy being fucked by a terrier with a microscopic cocklet
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 18, 2024 10:05 PM |
Dear nifty.org...
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 18, 2024 10:12 PM |
That’s wonderful the guy with the dick thing - Trump is winning…
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 18, 2024 10:16 PM |
Where did he post this testimonial?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 18, 2024 10:22 PM |
Yawn. 🥱
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 18, 2024 10:37 PM |
Unsolicited then, unbelievable now.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 18, 2024 11:14 PM |
OP Russie you're 87 yo. You haven't seen a gym since 1974. Fail🤪
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 19, 2024 12:35 AM |
They neglected to mention your fetid, foul smelling breath which is one reason why they all refused to kiss your mouth.
Cum dump. Nothing more.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 19, 2024 12:39 AM |
They both kissed me extensively, even more so when I felched the one guys two loads out the host ass
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 19, 2024 1:35 AM |
Teacake sounds and behaves exactly like Greg did before he got banned. Same way of creating threads about himself and the same kind of Q&A sessions throughout the threads.
How are the two imaginary Bengal rescue cats doing Teacake?
I much preferred the recipes. I would also prefer BILL TAYLOR to return instead of these insane multiple personalities.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 19, 2024 3:10 AM |
We realize this is all your wishful thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 19, 2024 3:41 AM |
THIS. NEVER. HAPPENED.
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