TeaCake's newest alter-ego made its exciting debut yesterday: All hail Prince-Akeem!

It made its debut more than several days ago - maybe last weekend? It's got another new one as well, only in the other one it types like a normal, educated adult - but you can tell it's still teafake. I can't remember the name, but you'll notice quickly.

In addition to the psychosis, why would it find it worth it to actually pay for so many different accounts? What an odd waste.

He's been around for weeks now. Try and keep up, OP.

As for his origin story, I'm pretty sure it's just a Coming to America homage.

I assume "Prince Akeem" is an homage to Eddie Murphy's character in 'Coming To America'.

R1 you are right.

Oh, and then, of course, there is mao

This is quite a giveaway (see screenshot) that it's yet another figment of teacake's sick imaginations running amok

Coming to America is the reference

r4 Oh yes, Mao just happened to quickly appear out of nowhere in every Teafake thread, agreeing with it.

I have a bit of time on my hands before I go outside.. So I asked ChatGPT to tell me if they are one and the same person, based on their posts. It confirms what one suspects.

It's sad, really. Mental illness on display.

Does this Teacake thing have a job? I can’t imagine it does. Who has times to manage multiple identities on a gay message board? And why would you want to?

It’s psychotic.

must be exhausting to be him

[quote]Prince-Akeem

CUNT

R10

r11

Is/was Teacake also Greg? (I blocked prune cod months ago)

The Greg troll wrote far too eloquent to be one of TeaCunt’s socks

His mafuckin Prince Akeem alt is taking things to the extreme. Teacake is usually aggressive and pretty obvious, but this one. Damn. I didn't think teacake could get any more obnoxious, but here we are.

[QUOTE] His mafuckin Prince Akeem alt is taking things to the extreme.

You just outed yourself as one of the other major trolls here with your use of “mafuckin.” It appears that you’re the Bav AI troll.

You people are as bad as the trolls themselves. Number one rule of the internet is don't feed the trolls, yet you idiots go around giving the trolls the exact attention they want. If you could show a tiny bit of self control and ignore them, they'd rapidly lose interest and fuck off. But instead you just help them turn every thread into an argument with them at the centre.

[quote]You people are as bad as the trolls themselves. Number one rule of the internet is don't feed the trolls, yet you idiots go around giving the trolls the exact attention they want. If you could show a tiny bit of self control and ignore them, they'd rapidly lose interest and fuck off. But instead you just help them turn every thread into an argument with them at the centre.

"Gerg" is the worst troll-feeder in DL history.

Did Greg choke on a prune and die?

R16, I was using mafuckin because Akeem uses mafuckin as does that idiot that responds to him all the time. I have never said that in any other context.

Anyway, the Prince Ali reprise sung by Jafar in Aladdin fits rather well here. May the last line come true soon. So long, ex-prince Akeem!

Wassup, mafuckers!!!!’

I beez blatino!!! Ole, beyotch!!! 🌯 🫏 🌮

OP amateur compared to you Russie

Mafuck.

Urinal Cake isn’t replying right now.

He’s too busy combing over his few remaining strands of hair, and pulling his Dockers up past his gunt, before he puts his fat white ass in the car and wobbles down to work at the DMV.

He’s stuck setting up the pylons outside for the motorcycle test for the next two weeks. It’s his punishment for licking his lips at twinks.

All that bending over in the hot California sun is a.) not a good idea for an obese 60 year old with bad knees and b.) not good for his coworkers, as his 350 lb marinates in the heat (we should all chip in and get him a Lume giftbasket).

So if this sad old white man wants to pathetically cosplay as a different race-just who are we to judge?

Practice a random act of kindness-and block the stupid bitch.

I never got why he makes you all so mad

I have not used the term "mafuckin" except once to point out that the term was stolen from Whoopi Goldberg's one-woman show, where she repeated the word over and over while singing the US national anthem.

I am the Bav AI troll, because those cunts deserve it for how far they take their stalking. I am otherwise too busy and of good mental health to manage sock puppets on Datalounge.

Bonne journée!

[QUOTE] I am the Bav AI troll, because those cunts deserve it for how far they take their stalking.

Omg yep. I knew it. You are not a mentally well person. I’m also assuming that you’re unemployed. There is no way that someone with a regular job or a life could do what you did on those threads.

VERY SCARY individual.

[quote] point out that the term was stolen from Whoopi Goldberg's one-woman show, where she repeated the word over and over while singing the US national anthem

I don't remember that, but I do remember Whoopi's character Fontaine singing Around The World In Eighty......Mafuckin Days!

Teacake is a hoodrat or at least an old white cracker pretending to be one.

Nope, just a raging case of ADHD that allows me to do massive multitasking. It's entertaining to watch people project themselves on unknowns, revealing the way they see the world while making shit up to fill blanks.

It's also cute that some unknown weirdo on a legacy message board on life support thinks their hackneyed attempts at insult live rent free in my head. It just adds to the entertainment. So do carry on.

Old white cracker pretending R29. Nothing authentic about the troll.

P.S. What a revealing block you were, r29!

R30 serious question, Teacake / Holierthanthouse / Blackmussy / Prince-Akeem / mao

WHY do you create so many accounts? And verified, no less, which means you actually PAY for it.

R30 If you don't like It here may I suggest posting on either Lipstick Alley or the FauxMoi subreddit? You won't find any elderly old queens there.

Just a bunch of bitter angry psychotic femcels who are one or two rages away from committing a mass shooting.

To be clear, I, r16/r20, am not the Bav Al troll. I appreciate that troll outing itself in the thread and defending my honor in the process. Some of us are just assholes, not trolls.

I swear on a stack of bibles I don't sock puppet troll this place, and fucking with the Kevin Sessums stalkers is the only naughtiness I participate in. My posting history with this user ID is the only one I have here, and that's all fully transparent. I'm only saying this as a courtesy because I like what you post, Dutchie and don't want you to waste your time on something that's incorrect, but I'm not involved in any of this Teacake business and that's the last I'll say on the topic.

I've been here on and off for 25 years, and I know that trying to figure this place out or control it in any way is about as futile as it gets. I'm here for fun with my gay neurotribe and that's it. And that's the last I'll ever say on this subject, as it's such a fucking waste of time.

What are you rambling on about?

You are posting from yet another new account RIGHT NOW, R36

Welp, I tried. This is why I just don't participate in these conversations, and why I always post on every meta post that it's stupid for us to be talking about ourselves.

[Quote] Does this Teacake thing have a job?

These racist cosplays are Defacto. He has said on his “nicer” Twitter, chocobiancousa, that he works with automobiles in some capacity.

He has two twitters now, since he flubbed it back in 2022 and showed his hand (I didn’t dox him, he doxxed himself). His old Twitter had his personal gay escapades (always solitary) but also his extremist rightwing agitprop, really ugly stuff. Then he’d come to DL and post the identical stuff here. That’s how he showed his hand and was exposed.

After he got busted, he shut his Twitter down. Then he set up two new twitters, chocobiancousa for the less obnoxious stuff, and Max Defacto for the really ugly, nosepicking racist rightwing agitprop.

He’s here obsessively because no doubt he’s been banned/blocked from all other forums, and he has no friends. He’s desperate for attention of any kind, so he trolls. His job is clearly a do-nothing job.

Ah, the DL.

The twats calling the cunt stanky.

Which it is.

Yowza! The thread to kill all threads. I dare say I miss the old 02116–just a bit🤏🏼

I think people are agitated because they're getting blocked.

I also think people are testing to see if Muriel still is leaving DL to self-moderate with these meta threads.

Lawdy lawdy lawd. I’m mad busy right now but I browsed the site right quick and saw this thread. 😶 is my mood right now. There are no words. The immature loser has decided to double down on this narrative that I’m some old white man pretending to be black. It’s real old yo. You are a weird nothing ass bitch. Anyways you cunts carry on. You mad lame too Dutchie. Like I said, you know you are wrong about the accusations you have been making for the last year and because you so mafuckin miserable you just won’t admit it. Toodles.

Just go away and overdose on something nasty, teacunt.

This is how I imagine some of you people. Like weirdo First Amendment Auditors, but parsing clues from metadata to try and make sense of VPNs, location spoofing, and everything else that's been done here for decades.

Your time is almost over, Teafake. Enjoy your follies while you still can.

R43. Why are you "massive" busy? Just two days ago you said you haven't started your "new" job yet even though you said earlier that you were going to start it. Where is Mao? You two were getting along so wonderfully.

It's a fucking riot to watch someone who is completely wrong get extremely edgy because none of their bullshit is working.

You aren't fooling anybody, OP.

Why can’t the Fresh Prince just drop the dialect? Any real Black American would not type posts in such fashion. It’s an intentional choice—by a bigot. For effect. I’ll effect.

She’ll be back…she can’t quit DL.

Ill effect*

It's so stupid to concern yourself with this shit that I assume anyone who is concerned with this shit has an agenda.

R16=mafucken CUNT teacake

R52 IS concerned!

I'm concerned like I'd be concerned with the episode of a reality show. There is no way to 100% confirm anything that's really going on on DL, no matter how much metadata is available. Given that, it's fascinating to see the story unfold and the peculiarities of how people behave. 🍿

R47 Perhaps I already started it. Perhaps I want to stop revealing so much of my business on here. Listen, you cunts will be in the mafuckin nursing home with this ridiculous assertion that I’m an old white man pretending to be young and black. I already know some of you who saying it, know it’s not true at this point. Like I said, you’ll be in a mafuckin nursing home. I actually have a life unlike many of you. I just was in a depressive slump for two months. Anyways I’ll check back on you losers and feed you some lunch in about an hour.

Take your own advice—-^^

You can keep the pig feed for yourself. Thanks.

What is the Bav AI troll?

R56. Still no job, Little Teacake? How are we going to pay the electricity bill on the doublewide?

The troll who posts long form AI- generated verse on the threads mocking Kevin Sessums. Bav is coded language for Kevin and his FB friends.

It’s very meta. Post-modern Derrida-light.

The Kevin Sessums threads, like many obsessive topics here, is likely 1-3 people.

Interesting no one mentioned someone claiming to be Defacto posted on the unoffficial DL subreddit not too long ago.

When Worlds Collide Part 2: Teaf, Defacto, Gerg and Kevin UNITE!

Take it to META DL! (if there is such a thing; if not, there should be)

This entire thread is just Russie/OP and its fellow loon repyling to their mutiple sock puppet personalities. Too bad there's no LD (lithium dose) flag icon. Note to Muriel.

Any website tracker shows there is no one here. Sadly Muriel prefers a loony bin to an empty bin.

Very interesting R39.

His type isn't a dime a dozen.....more like a penny a hundred. Eye-talian trash being racist because he thinks it elevates him in some way.

Meanwhile he probably works at a glorified car wash. Keep shining that spot, boy.

R67. At least start with: Spoiler Alert below!

😎

Blackteamussyfact: The OG

More like Blankmussy. Empty. No one wants to fuck that tepid ole racist ass. It smells like spoiled salami and curdled cottage cheese.

Just to be clear: I started this thread. I forgot to check the "sign post as" box (as one has to do this every single time one posts something here...)

R43 it is fascinating to watch how you pretend like you didn't already post in this thread as R30

Clearly a case of severe schizophrenia. I just never saw it played out like this, in real time. Fascinating.

I honestly thought you were above this shit, Dutchie.

I'm not above anything, R74. I will go low, deep.. and then, even lower.

Deeper, not lower

DL’s Sybil. Our TV movie of the week.

I started with “low”, thus ending with “lower” isn't entirely wrong. It wasn't intended as a comparative form of “deep”. R76

Putting the low in the low countries, that Dutchie (or whoever the fuck it is).

R73 That’s not me you fucking loser. You’re a fucking loser. Get a fucking life. What mature man or woman would create a thread about a random stranger or an anon site. You are a fucking loser. And you will die that way bitch.

Go to your basement and don't come out until you have an excellent burn, R79. Your failed attempts are awfully pathetic to watch.

🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

Oh TeaCake, you sweet, sad thing! R80

The minute I blocked you, as in R80 aka Prince-Akeem, guess what happened instantly?

R43 immediately disappeared!

Don't believe me? Check the screenshot

FWIW. I, r30, had that cunt blocked, too, but you're more interested in believing something else (or want DL to believe something else).

This reminds me of when I realized nearly half of a longtime gay chat room I used to go to on AOL back in the day was all one person.

R85 😂 right. Half the rooms were lil 13 yr olds pretending that they were grown. I am only Teacake though.

R80 …there she is, Miss America! Right on time

So I said this on another thread. Letting the site know that you have blocked someone is akin to when Trump goes on twitter and says “I HATE SUCH AND SUCH”. No one cares. Blocking is for you and why would you feel the need to inform everyone if you wasn’t so insecure to the fact that you got them feelings hurt, influencing you to block in the first place. I’m not against blocking. I don’t personally do it. I am against those that feel they need to tell the mafuckin site. This bitch just admitted he created this thread about lol. You blocking people yet creating threads about them. Where the fuck they do that at. He, she or is a non motherfucking factor ie a LOSER.

Tank you—I did it better

And it’s even more annoying because they occasionally unblock or type in the reply number just to see what the person wrote. Lame ass F word. You created a thread about me and it’s got nearly 100 comments. Who is really losing in life.

Tea Schmutz calling anyone else a loser: a new high in self-unawareness.

Hey look, another greyed out post. Thats going to become the newest way to see that a thread isn’t a defacto shitpost, I guess.

I GOT YOUR DOG MISTER!!!!!! I GOT YOUR DOG!!!!!!

[Quote] And it’s even more annoying because they occasionally unblock or type in the reply number just to see what the person wrote. Lame ass F word. You created a thread about me and it’s got nearly 100 comments. Who is really losing in life.

What faggy photo trip are you taking this weekend, Matt?

You know your kind is beloved of the libtards and youre not one of us, right Matt-facto? We will never accept you and your perverted lifestyle. You’re on our hit list.

Jesus fuck, the trolls on here are TEDIOUS.

🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

☠️

OH, GREAT "NOT" ANOTHER MIC-GRABBING "WANNA" BE BACKSEAT "POSTER"! BLESSED, BILL TAYLOR XOXO

R88. Are you stupid. Fucking honestly....he blocked you to see whatever posts would suddenly go away. Like MAGIC, the posts you claim you have nothing to do with went away. That's why he did it, as he explained. You are SO UNBELIEVABLY DUMB and SAD. Just STOP. You ruin this site for the vast majority. You bring no insight. Just made up stories and OVERT racism.

Mama Mia, I just passed out in a plate of chicken parmigiana!

I drank a bottle of Chianti to forget about my rat-fink snitch husband and my aborted baby!

Where the fuck are my other kids?

Marone!

Wow, everything between R77 and R92 is blank. Teaturd must be on a trolling rampage.

So Defacto, , Teacake and Gregg are all the same person?

🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

I beez creole and blatino, mafuckers!’

I beez…creoletino!!!! 🍤 🌮

Hahahaha, mafuckers!!!’

R99 What the fuck are you talking about bitch. He must have blocked me and someone else. I don’t operate multiple names at once. Get a fucking life you bitch ass ninja. You stanking asses are on this crusade for YEAR NOW. A MOTHERFUCKING YEAR AND YOUR AT LEAST MIDDLE AGE. FUCK I CARE. SPEND THE LAST 30 years of your life on this bullshit. Fucking crazy animals.

It beez that way sometimes.

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

I wonder if there will be any DL left once I get done blocking. 🚫

You know what, I’m coming across a little unhinge. I’ve said this before and I’ve tried but they stalk me.Im a try again. So you gon hear them say Ima troll, I’m defacto, I’m a middle aged white man pretending to be a 36 yr old black male. They gon say all that shit but yet they gon keep my name in their mouth. Watch and see. They live for this shit. Watch, imma ignore but yet they are going to keep hunting me. Watch.

My mother, myself. My mother, myself. My mother, myself. My mother, myself. My mother, myself. My mother, myself. My mother, myself.

R109. No one is stalking you. No one cares enough. Just tone down the racism.

R111 Hi there. Are you saying that to me or the site as a whole?

DL really circling the drain with so much mental illness run amok

Thus Spoke, Zarathustra!

[Quote] So Defacto, , Teacake and Gregg are all the same person?

Don’t know or care about Greg but Defacto, GermanGayGuy and the various phony cosplays are/were all Matt — chocobiancousa.

^^^ phony black cosplays.

By the way he’s loving all this. As a troll he craves any attention, negative or positive.

I thought Matt was the guy with the long hair, and Defacto was a short haired Italian (at least from the photos posted here on the DL)

I don’t think Greg and Teacake are the same person. They have similar MOs but Teacake is capable of apologizing and Greg refused to do so. There was a darkness to Greg, like when he threatened people-he took this too seriously.

Lipstick Lesbian intrigued me. From the writing style and verbiage, I always had the impression that was a longtime poster here.

LL was weak Brazilian cosplay—couldn’t impact a fly…Gerg had a certain energy, for a while at least..

The craziness of LL reminded me of Judy Pills Garland

Crazy? Let me tell you about crazy!

[quote][R43] it is fascinating to watch how you pretend like you didn't already post in this thread as [R30]

You think Teacake at R43 is also MizezSlocombe at R30? That's not the case. I've been here a long time and MizezSlo has been around off and on for a while. Teacake is obviously a newer arrival.

R122 then how come one gets to see THIS when clicking on Slocumbe’s name

[quote] Poster has started 0 threads which have received 0 replies, has received 47 WW votes and has posted 19 replies to threads.

Not exactly the stats of a “longtime poster”

I have long thought that Defacto (and all its iterations) = Davida.

We only started keeping those stats in the last year or two. I'm sure MizSlo has deactivated / returned before.

Hell, our current screen names have only been around for what, about five years?

[Quote] I have long thought that Defacto (and all its iterations) = Davida.

100% not. Defacto is named Matt and lives in Pittsburgh. He outted himself by mistakenly posting his Twitter here.

R122 I’m not her. Listen everyone knows I’m a cray as fuck who has multiple names but I don’t operate them at the same time on a single thread without acknowledging it. I’m only Teacake and always reveal when I am Teacake. They should just rename this site Teacake cause yall bitches obsessed lol. Im kidding.

Davida has a true-crime obsession that makes her posts pretty obvious IMO.

r126 I can't believe that Davida just stopped posting.

R7 I don’t believe ChatGPT stated that. I believe you wrote that. I’m not Mao. I actually believe her about her identity. She is a nice little lesbian living in Detroit.

R129, what makes you think she stopped?

r131 I guess I meant that I can't believe she stopped signing her posts. That's why I assume she'd assumed the mantle of Defacto.

I think she stopped signing because she got so much grief. (Something other authenticated posters might want to consider! I think they're very brave but I couldn't do it.)

But back to DR: I'm pretty sure she's still here. I just hesitate to point out posts I think are hers because I feel icky about instigating a pile-on, on someone with potentially questionable mental health.

Rr124 don’t say D— v—da.

You will conjour up the dark DL spirits!

[Quote] They should just rename this site Teacake cause yall bitches obsessed lol.

Oh yes, we’re all so very obsessed.

Isn’t that Ginny from Billing? ^^^

R127. See. Youre lying. Youre not just Teacake and this prince. Please just be honest! It's tearing the family apart!

This is boring me to tears after all these years. Enough is enough! I'm going to go watch a Bastian Karim movie marathon til I'm raw.

[quote]These racist cosplays are Defacto. He has said on his “nicer” Twitter, chocobiancousa, that he works with automobiles in some capacity.

Fuck, R39. That's his NICE Twitter account? Teacake/Defacto and every other alter he has are racist CUNT fucks.

R139 I’m not defacto. You know I’m not at this point. You just a fkin lame.

Because the troll is so EXTREMELY believable.

Prince Akeem is an ugly fat loser-gay in Pittsburgh

R142 If that fallacy helps you sleep at night.

I’ve seen you sign on different accounts on the same thread, teabaked. It’s difficult to remember who you are on a given day with so many accounts to choose between.

R144 Yawn. I’ve already addressed that. I always say I am Teacake and it’s not on the same day.

r130 That is 100% not true. You are Mao. Just admit it, and a bunch of people here would forgive you.

So sad. And my late ass here to buy it’s sad. Why would come on a site and constantly accuse posters of being other people. I’m not Mao but even if I were why would you care. It’s so ridiculous. I never even been to Detroit.

Lame ass here to* should read

Yall realize this is like the 5th thread someone has created about me that has generated over 120 comments. It’s amazing how I live rent free in people’s minds.

"And my late ass here to buy it’s sad"

What??

r147 You dumb fat fuck, you are 100% Mao, you fucking idiot.

R151 Look at your hysteria. You wrong as shit. Jesus knows your wrong. Muriel knows it. I’m not Mao. But look at your hysterics. You are fucking weird. I know I’m werid but dayum there are some weirdos here. Shit so fucking stupid. Muriel should just weigh in when she knows people are not the same people. Yall gon get somebody hurt.

And bitch I ain’t never been fat in my motherfucking life. Weirdo.

Yeah you are, TeaCUNT/R140

r152 Learn English

"your wrong"

Oh, dear r152.

It's YOU'RE wrong, moron.

Teafake, all that "advanced education" didn't include English? Mafuckin hilarious.

Youz be trippin on ma edumacation. Ima like 35 yeirs life, beyotch. Beyonce.

[Quote] It’s amazing how I live rent free in people’s minds.

Rent free? You work hard to get all this attention, Matt

R158 You know I’m not Matt. The shit is played out like an 8 track. Anyways I’m out for the night. Peace to all the sane people out there. Matta fact, scratch that. Yall crazies need peace too.

Like you have anywhere to go or anyone to be with, Matt.

R127 ‘s call is coming from inside the house!

Cunt

Cunt

Shit

Are you fucking with me?

Step away

I could get your disease

Who is that Lea DeLaria looking bitch at R135?

Defacto looks like a Persian FTM Rosie O Donnel. Real talk.

West Coast resident Matt A. sounded like an automaton and had zero sense of humor. He also posted obsessively about "Jew hatred" and could not resist an Israel thread on DL. Matt (by his own confession) had a neurological variation and didn't have the ability to change his writing style or create different "characters." A very black-and-white thinker with no discernible subtlety, and it was only too easy to push his buttons. If he'd had any sense, he would have stayed off DL altogether. I hope, for his own sake, he has now disappeared.

r4 Incorrect. I started signing my posts again fairly recently due to constant accusations of being Teacake, but I've been here since 2021. And this is what it says from my end:

[quote]You have started 189 threads which have received 4714 replies. You have received 21758 WW votes and have posted 9700 replies to threads.

We're not the same person. Obviously, there is no way to prove this aside from doxxing myself, but the accusations are getting quite tiresome.

r166 Hilarious. You tried!

r166 Wow, what a coincidence. You just showed up randomly!

It was fun for a while watching your various logins, with the "Omg you guys, I defend Teafake for its use of AAVE. Let it speak like a mafucker we be freakin on ma beyonce, mafuckers sho nuff Is just using AAVE."

So stupid. It's been fun, but Bye, Teafake!

r168 No. I have, indeed, been here since 2021. I just started signing my posts a few weeks ago. Ironically, your intentional misuse of AAVE is more problematic. As I've stated previously, he does use it correctly and within proper context. This is indicative of him either actually being Black as he claims, or being very well-immersed in Black American culture.

And I don't defend him on everything. That was just one component of the Teacake controversy that I picked up on. This is a majority White board full of mostly White users, so you assume everyone on here is White. As asinine as that is.

Self-moderated Datalounge is something else!

r169 Fuck off, piece of shit teafake

r169 "so you assume everyone on here is White"

100% we do not, sweetheart - not at all. However, we assume people here are able to write in English, so when Teafake/you start the fake racist "Omg, I beez educated bitch mafuck Ims finna turn it" shit - that's not AAVE, you moron.

Carry on, racist

No matter how many personalities or account they have, the base Teacake personality is a simpering cunt who doesn't do shit for this place. Even some of our worst trolls post decent material from time to time.

[quote]we assume people here are able to write in English

r172 What? AAVE is English. It's in the damn acronym; African-American Vernacular...wait for it...[bold]English[/bold]. If you see a "lack of intelligence" whenever you read it, the one who is racist is actually, you my dear. Surely, you're not that damn dense.

[quote]"Omg, I beez educated bitch mafuck Ims finna turn it" shit - that's not AAVE

Yeah. That absolutely is not AAVE. You're imitating (poorly) slave talk and if you're White doing this shit, even in some feeble attempt to prove some kind of point, this is incredibly racist. Maybe knock it off?

r174 Fuck off racist trash

This is the worst thread I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t like any of you posting in it and I’m really disappointed that this is what Dl has become: trolls and their unhinged stalkers. It’s worse than One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

I’m out.

You have to find your peace with how this place works, or you should leave, frankly.

Trolls also use FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt) as a tactic because they want you to leave, darlings.

CLUTCH those pearls, R176!

Clutch 'em!

R176. Oh my God! How will you EVER survive?! Good riddance.

Are you the same MizezSlocombe who moved to Paris with his partner years ago? (yes, I know, how many can there be? Just checking). I remember seeing you way back in the mid-2000s.

OP's posting history reveals them as a shit-disturbing bad actor.

No it doesn’t, cunt R181

You're either a sock puppet from a bad actor or just don't believe me and are looking really dumb at this point, Dutchie. Have a Chocomel and chill.

Fuck you, Teacunt! Dutchie’s not the problem, you are.

Teacake is not Mizez Slocombe, newbie.

Just fuck your conniving ass, “newbie.”

R183 there is absolute nobody who thinks I am "Torta", but you, and it seems like a far, desperate stretch.

[quote]Just fuck your conniving ass, “newbie.”

Conniving? What am I conniving at?

I've been here for 20 years. You obviously haven't or you'd know MizezSlocombe didn't just show up in the last five minutes.

Take the L and stop stalking authenticated posters, it's creepy and tedious. Muriel should do something about it.

Muriel should ban yo mafuckin ass!

He is on this board 24/7 and in nearly every thread. It's fucking insane. How the fuck is someone on DL 24/7?

R190 the thing is I’m not. You must be thinking I’m other posters. Also I post from my phone.

Yet you immediately responded to a dead thread within minutes of being mentioned.

R192 Bitch it pop the fuck up in my feed and my name is in the title. Fuck outta here

What the fuck made r190 randomly bump this lined out thread anyways.

Gen X must be destroyed!

He's in every thread and posting constantly. All day and all night. It's nuts. Can't Muriel block him? He's such a nuisance.