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BREAKING NEWS: Timothée Chalamet tongue-raped by GOOP!

All under the guise of a "film shoot"! Poor Timmy can never fucking unsee this!!!

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Timothee Chalamet were photographed kissing – for their new film!

The 52-year-old actress and 28-year-old actor kissed while cameras were rolling for their movie Marty Supreme on Wednesday night (October 16) in Central Park in the Manhattan borough of New York City. Plot details for this film have been kept under wraps, however, it is believed that Timothee‘s character is loosely based on Marty Reisman, a ping pong great who was known as the “Wizard of Table Tennis.”

Marty Reisman, who died in December 2012 at the age of 82, was a table tennis champion who started his career in Manhattan as a hustler, playing for bets and prize money. He won 22 major ping pong titles from 1946 to 2007 and won five bronze medals at the World Table Tennis Championships. At 67, Marty competed in the United States National Hardbat Championship and became the oldest player to win an open national competition in a ract sport.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 5, 2024 4:32 PM

Better to be tongue-raped than rape-raped.

by Anonymousreply 1October 18, 2024 3:27 AM

Bitch stole my act.

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by Anonymousreply 2October 18, 2024 3:35 AM

Safe to say he’ll show his ass in this?

by Anonymousreply 3November 5, 2024 2:34 PM

Damn I thought Hollywood had stopped propping up his career and moved on.

by Anonymousreply 4November 5, 2024 2:35 PM

The opposite of erotic.

by Anonymousreply 5November 5, 2024 2:40 PM

Let's hope not R3. It's skinny and flat. Very unattractive. Even worse than his face.

by Anonymousreply 6November 5, 2024 2:47 PM

Is it a Horror movie?

by Anonymousreply 7November 5, 2024 3:47 PM

That’s not tongue rape.

It’s demure.

by Anonymousreply 8November 5, 2024 4:32 PM
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