Shawn Mendes is relying on thirst traps now for attention

I don’t see a problem here.

He does this so much better than his official "talent". In fact, he can't write a good song, let alone sing one.

No discernable sign of a cock under those sweats.

PTM?

What contest?

R4 - Why a cum-guzzling contest, you ninny.

Why must everything be a contest?

We've known Shawn is PTM since the Calvin Klein ad. I don't mind. Chances are it workable size when hard.

I don’t care about his dick. What I do mind is his flat ass.

he's very handsome with a great body. the lack of a bubble butt is absolutely inconsequential.

You can have whatever that is + it’s ridiculous kinky hair.

He doesn’t have kinky hair. He has curly hair. Enough.

[quote] it’s

I’m kinky, honey.

It’s curly. Stop with the weird racist terms

He may not have a bubble butt or a big dick, but I would still like to explore every inch of that 6'3' hot Canadian body.

He looks swarthy.

i would have fun dressing him in outfits and ripping them off him. hes a pretty ken doll

[quote] I don’t see a problem here.

The tats are a problem for me.

Is he one of those brothers?

[quote] Is he one of those brothers?

Jonas?

I don’t think saying a turkey reuben tastes like a Big Mac is praise.

Those brothers that are a lot on TV lately.

I love how he says that a sandwich named after him would be "boring."

He must know himself very well.

Shawn, if even YOU think that you're boring, just imagine what the rest of the world thinks about you.

Now? Thirst traps have always been 50% of his career.

[quote] Stop with the weird racist terms

What’s his race?

Shawn will continue to disrobe and post thirst traps until younger, more distinctively talented 23 year old Benson Boone ages out of his current hotness.

R23 - Do you mean Menendez? Uh no, dear. He's not in prison.

Shawn Mendes IS Lyle, Lyle Crocodile!

He looks good at R29. Swarthy but good.

[quote]He looks swarthy.

We call that a “tan”.

“tan”

I'd eat his ass

He looks like he's shooting up.

Oh, R32, you say that about everyone.

R32 is uniquely indiscriminate, even for a Datalounger.

Shawn as an 18-year old twink in 2016 vs. a 26-year old twunk in 2024:

He had more muscle volume at 18.

He is not a twunk. The gang from It's Always Sunny have more understanding of what that word means than r36 does

He's gonna be on the Stern Show tomorrow.

Those tattoos look like shit.

I hate the word twunk. Can we just call them athletic like we used to?

Twink -> Athletic -> Muscular

A couple more photos:

So very swarthy.

R44 repeating your quip dozens of times makes it a meme? Funnier? What?

[quote]What’s his race?

Lusitanian

Portugee

R39, so did Shawn appear on the Stern Show?

^ Wrong. Clearly it's drag,

[quote]What’s his race?

Dull.

[quote]Portugee

Wrong, my friend. He is Portu-Gae.

He is Canadian with Portuguese ancestry.