Trump to 'work the fry cooker' on Sunday

Get out of the way, MAGATs! Everytrhing he touches turns deadly in his hands, especially thr fry cooker!

Please let there be a grease fire.

He'll look at it, say 'wow' and be out. Or He'll send someone to the hospital. Could go either way.

Mick Jagger and the other Stones are on tour and he's been making fun of Trump. Keep up the good work, Mick! You're richer than he'll ever be and I still appreciate that you went after him for using one of the Stones songs without permission on his campaign four years ago.

With all the product he wears, I hope he’ll be sporting a snood.

Ew!

He’s gonna drop some fop sweat globs or chunks of his rotting face in the fries!

Maybe he'll die in a grease fire.

^ That poor vat of grease.

He better put that mane of his in a bun under a fire retardant hair net.

Dee Plorable will cum on the spot if she finds some of His chipped orange makeup in her fries.

Wait until he sees what the grill people who prepare and touch his food look like.

He will be told how to turn off the fries-ready alarm and maybe shake on some salt. "Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV, and what was the last thing?"

He'll eat more fries than what goes into the machines.

Good, maybe that shit can exfoliate that ugly ass face.

He will be so impressed by the golden arches.

Hopefully he'll spare us the horror of having to watch him inhale multiple hamberders afterward.

He visited a market a while back and it was clear he'd never been in a grocery store.

Oh, the mental images:

His obsession with Kamala working at McDonald's is so weird.

Will he wear the hairnet and apron?

Did any of you guys ever work a fryer?

I did, at Burger King, when I was just a pup. And even when I was young, limber, and quick, I burned myself numerous times.

For those who haven't done this, you open a plastic bag full of frozen french fries with a sharp implement, pour the fries into the fry basket, lower them into the hot grease (this is when the grease could splash up and hurt the fry person), wait until they're done, and then pull them out of the grease. [I think those things are done automatically now.] Then you shake the grease off so the fries don't get soggy (I don't think they do this at all anymore) and dump them into the fry receptacle. Shake some salt, and voila!

Plenty of opportunities for Trump to hurt himself. I wonder if [bold]he[/bold] has a body double.

Going for the attainable fantasy here: his elderly little hand clumsily drops the fry basket hard into the grease vat and a shot of boiling oil gets him square in the eye. He staggers and falls over screaming and shrieking like a kindergartener. With twenty cameras rolling.

Trump was suppose to answer questions in Erie PA from the audience but he decided instead that he wanted to play DJ and dance. Don't expect much from Trump or you will be disappointed.

I hope the manager fires him for incompetence.

Trump has NEVER prepared his own food. He shits in a solid gold toilet FFS. But he has to try and sucker the rubes into thinking he's an average guy.

They only let the veterans work the fryers at the fast food places I've been at. It's something you work your way up to before you're trusted.

Since Donald Trump has never done a single hour of physical labor in his entire pampered and molly coddled life, he'll probably stroke out after exerting this amount of effort.

Donald Trump Will Reportedly Work ‘Fry Cooker’ At McDonald's. Critics Clown Him.

Critics were McDelighted to sound off on Trump’s upcoming gig.

Hes already looking for a new job or wants to gain skills before heading to prison?

Like I said, I'm pretty sure that now, you only hang the fry basket from the machine (whatever it's called), press a button, and the machine gently lowers the fries into the hot grease and pulls them up after the set time is up.

That's why I'm reasonably sure the fries don't get shaken.

I feel sure that it will be AI doing all the work.

I love it when Kamala so obviously gets under his paper-thin orange skin.

Was there ever a more perfect opportunity for the gods to intervene in the affairs of men and alter the course of human history with one perfectly-timed grease fire?

Donald J Trump could be horribly disfigured in a grease fire and not lose a single vote.

[quote]He'll eat more fries than what goes into the machines. R13

Don't get high on your own supply, donald.

If he got disfigured, how would we know?

The fry station is where they schedule the ‘special’ employees. That or dining area clean up.

CAN'T WAIT

I wouldn't be shocked if he canceled the day before. If all the McDonalds workers aren't thoroughly vetted followers of the cult, there's too much of a risk that objective questions could be asked and that can't happen. Nothing gets his fat ass running for the nearest door faster than real questions about how he plans to govern or implement his extremist agenda.

it makes me so mad i can't see straight when oligarchs pull these stupid stunts. throw them in the fucking guillotine every single fucking one of them.

20 years ago even the most working class, blue collar type Americans would realize this is some nasty ass pandering. They would be offended. Now in 2024 tho, Iono.

[quote]The fry station is where they schedule the ‘special’ employees. That or dining area clean up.

I'd have thought the latter would be Trump's area of expertise.

They missed out a word: He's going to work *over* the fry cooker, ie eat everything in it.

Is this really going to happen? He's canceled all kinds of interviews lately, will he even have the stamina to go to his mecca, McDonald's?

I still expect another last minute excuse not to go. My guess would be an announcement via a Truth Social post that's TLDR and filled with nonsensical rants in all caps.

He is canceling because every time he shows his face he loses votes. Not a lot of course but a bit here and a bit there. But his ego will not allow him to stay inside for long. He needs the adoration of his minions.

what could go wrong?