How do you pick up your dog's diarrhea

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The same way I clean up husband’s diarrhea. I call the Mexican maid.

It's called liquid gold. It's not a turd, not a problem. When I pick up an actual dog turd, I carry it open bagged, like a weapon. I will smear a mutha.

Key his car and puncture his tires to serve as a distraction.

I love this thread.

Pee on it.

Honestly, I pick up lots of grass& leaves and cover it up.

OP, just Google it. Some scat cat will surely have posted a video of such a cleanup.

I pour bleach right onto the lawn. Problem solved.

I used to carry a bottle of water with me for this very reason. Drown it into the soil.

Very carefully

Pee on it to dilute it. The rain will will take care of the rest.

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The phrase is "curb your dog."

You force your doggie into the edge of the curb and road to poop there. You still need to clean up what you can.

When your dog misbehaves you must take them to a Haitian home. Even if you don’t bring them inside, it scares them shitless.

^"A dog ate my homework. And then someone ate my dog."

If it's on a lawn, there is nothing you can do.

On a sidewalk or other hard surface, cover with kitty litter to absord, then scoop.

Use your fingers.

Right between the eyes..

Scoot your ass across it or do a slip n fall.

This thread title is like a lost lyric from The Sound of Music.

Diarrhea and still, a dangler to pull. Dogs keep me grounded.

I used to carry a plastic spoon in my dog bag dispenser for just these occasions. But my new dog poops easy to pick up little Lincoln Logs.

If there’s dirt nearby, throw a handful on poo to pick up. Or a piece of bark or sturdy leaf as a scoop.

Get creative.

You'll need a turkey baster, a sponge, and some Ziploc bags.

Lick it up, baby.

Lick.

It.

Up.

Lick it up!

Just take out the water hose and hose it into the ground. It'll make good grass fertilizer.

You need the right shoes.

Ask Dooky Chute Robinson in North Carolina. He's a master of the craft.

Just pick it up with your hands and eat it, whether or not the camera is rolling.

Wait for another dog to come along and eat it.