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I Couldn’t Stop Eating Food Today

I Uber eated like 4 times. Too lazy to drive. No energy, always hungry? Do I have the monster? Am I dying?

by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2024 2:24 PM

Chain-eating packages of edibles will do that to me. It’s the closest I’ve ever been to true Goblin-Mode: gloriously pleasurable, but a lil scary.

by Anonymousreply 1October 13, 2024 12:12 PM

OP, are you by chance one of those DLers who whine about only having $2 million saved for retirement?

by Anonymousreply 2October 13, 2024 1:24 PM

You ordered food four times? Time to start cooking your own food for once, fatso!

by Anonymousreply 3October 13, 2024 1:54 PM

Did they pry the Ozempic out of your fat, clammy hands, OP?

by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2024 2:24 PM
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