Let's Be Meghan McCain's 40th Birthday Party !
Meghan MyFather McCain turns 40 in tend days (October 23). Let's be her 40th Birthday Party !
I'm the hologram of her dead father John McCain, and I'm mingling with the other guests. "Oh my God, he came back to life !" is a constant comment I hear throughout the room.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 14, 2024 3:17 AM
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I’m the sound of 2-3 people in a large room yelling “Surprise!!!!”. I create a loud echo that lingers uncomfortably but Meghan has already started telling a story about her dad to even notice.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 13, 2024 5:01 AM
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I'm STILL not voting for Kamala and you can't make me!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 13, 2024 5:18 AM
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I'm the three unsold signed copies of her memoir crammed into every goody bag.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 13, 2024 5:25 AM
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I’m mom Cindy’stolen pain pills.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 13, 2024 5:32 AM
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I’m the hapless baker, ducking the kitchen utensils being chucked at his head by my enraged fat daughter.
“I SPECIFICALLY SAID THE CAKE MUST BE THREE TYPES OF CHOCOLATE!!!”
Never mix up my fat daughter’s instructions when it comes to food.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 13, 2024 5:34 AM
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I’m the stylist spinning a wheel to decide how to fuck this cunt’s hair on her special day.
Random noodles?
It has to be something that emphasizes her thin hair and fat neck.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 13, 2024 5:49 AM
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I’m the poor printer who had to put John McCain’s face on all the paper plates, napkins, balloons, tablecloths, and invites commiserating with the caterer who had to put John McCain’s face on all the cupcakes, birthday cake, and cookies… because John McCain is her dad.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 13, 2024 7:38 AM
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I'm the cast members of The View, regretfully declining the invitation.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 13, 2024 12:21 PM
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I'm a proud Cameo from Lee Greenwood booked for 7:25pm, right before the cupcakes with sparklers get wheeled out.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 13, 2024 12:44 PM
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I'm the Cracker Barrel Endless Buffet being wheeled into the venue, as we're the official caterers for Meghan McCain parties. All her friends love us !
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 13, 2024 2:55 PM
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I'm Cindy McCain, mother of the fat guest of honor - and I have not been invited. I wonder why ? Does she hate me that much ? (Yes, Cindy, she does - it was more than apparent during her time on 'The View' and occasionally mentioned you like you were a distant relative).
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 13, 2024 4:03 PM
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I'm the Golden Corral Endless Buffet, as we've been contracted by Meghan as 'back up reinforcement' for Cracker Barrel, once they inevitably run out of food for the ten guests.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 13, 2024 4:10 PM
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We're all the guests - we're all white, Republican, overweight and Christian. No liberals, non-Christians, slender, dark skinned guests are allowed.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 13, 2024 4:16 PM
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I’m the secret bra money Father used to grab on birthdays.
There’s a moist 50 under Left Titty just for old times sake.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 13, 2024 4:23 PM
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I'm the voodoo doll looking adopted sister.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 13, 2024 4:23 PM
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I'm Sidney McCain, Meghan's older half sister. My mother is Carol McCain, the senator's first wife whom he cheated on in 1979. I got the invitation, and brought Meghan a nice birthday card with a $50 IHOP Gift Card inside. She barely thanked me and then told me to to stand in the back corner with the other ignored relatives.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 13, 2024 4:36 PM
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I’m the bronzed thumb down.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 13, 2024 4:40 PM
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at least they look alike in one way.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | October 13, 2024 4:40 PM
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I'm her spanks, struggling for dear life.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 13, 2024 4:40 PM
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I’m the hologram of John McCain that Meghan gifted herself saying, “Happy Birthday, Princess!” over and over and over again.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 13, 2024 4:40 PM
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I'm the 68 minute speech she'll give on how great her father was and how close they were. Even though during his presidential campaign He found out she was the leak to the press over some sensitive issues, kicked off the campaign bus, and had little to do with her until he died.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 13, 2024 4:44 PM
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I'm father time going ..40??? she said 40????
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 13, 2024 4:53 PM
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I'm Sara Palin ! 'Member me, Meghan ? I cost your father the election in 2008. I was the biggest regret in his life, after you. I don't know how I got an invite - but here I am, and I brought my wack-job kkklan with me !
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 13, 2024 4:58 PM
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I’m the giant pair of panties Meghan is wearing with the big skid mark in them. She shouldn’t have had the extra helping of barbecue baked beans
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 13, 2024 4:58 PM
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I’m the empty room.
I was meant to hold all the invited guests.
But the party was for Meghan, so I wasn’t surprised when no one showed up.
Not even the asshole she married.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 13, 2024 5:04 PM
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I am the lifesized cake of her father.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 13, 2024 5:08 PM
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We're Clay Aiken and Andy Cohen - the only two gay men she has ever known in her life and considers her 'besties'. No matter how we try, she won't listen to us when we give her fashion advice.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 13, 2024 5:13 PM
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I the guest who thought she was way older.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 13, 2024 5:14 PM
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I'm the several pairs of Spanx and other compression garments. Ugh - this is gonna be a LONG day.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 13, 2024 5:16 PM
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I’m the xxxxl packages of vintage unused underalls Cindy got off eBay as Meg’s birthday gift.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 13, 2024 5:32 PM
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God! How on EARTH did I give birth to this bratty, fat dumb excuse of a human being?
Oh - did I say that out loud? Fix me another pitcher of Mai-Tai's, honey.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 13, 2024 5:40 PM
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There’s no way she’s only 40.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 13, 2024 5:45 PM
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[quote]I am the lifesized cake of her father.
I'm the Senatrice, secretly jacking off into the frosting.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 13, 2024 5:47 PM
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I'm the stomping of hooves when she doesn't get her way. "I SAID CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 13, 2024 5:48 PM
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I’m the intern who doesn’t understand, “Twenty One McNugs, STAT!” Is a directive that takes precedence over all other orders.
She wasn’t kidding. There had better be 21. Eight sweet&sour packets. Moist towelettes for hands and chin.
NOW.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 13, 2024 7:18 PM
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I'm her favourite cocktail - vodka & ranch dressing
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 13, 2024 7:49 PM
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I'm the phrase "My father. " I am spoken repeatedly.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 13, 2024 10:15 PM
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I'm Cindy Lou's dwindling calcium.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 13, 2024 10:17 PM
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I'm her self-respect. I was not invited.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 13, 2024 11:12 PM
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I'm the IHOP Endless Buffet - we've been contracted by Miss McCain to be on 'standby' for the third hour of the party, once Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral run out of food. We've been told to make certain to have 'chicken and waffles ' at the ready.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 13, 2024 11:48 PM
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I'm the boxes and boxes of K-Cup bras, gifted to Meghan by just about every guest who came. Why she insists on going braless - no one knows.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 13, 2024 11:50 PM
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I'm her personal tube of Lume. I've been spread under her jombo tits, between the rolls of fat below her tits, and the crack of her ass.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 14, 2024 12:02 AM
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I'm Chrissy Metz. I think I was invited just to make the guest of honor look somewhat less obese by comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 14, 2024 1:11 AM
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I’m the Hermes snack purse Cindy McCain custom ordered. I
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 14, 2024 1:12 AM
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I'm the Velveeta fountain.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 14, 2024 1:54 AM
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We’re the cleaning staff and we were going to wear Ms McCain’s hand me downs as a sign of thankfulness, but she started taking things back…physically pulling blouses off Miranda and joan.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 14, 2024 2:17 AM
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We’re the 5 three-layered cakes served to and consumed by her simultaneously!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 14, 2024 2:24 AM
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I'm the guy who keeps making the beeping noise whenever she backs up.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 14, 2024 2:42 AM
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I'm her missing husband and I took the two kids with me ! I've been planning this escape forever.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 14, 2024 3:03 AM
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I’m the prenup MY Father ™️ crafted that states my husband must penetrate this lady ham on birthdays, frderal holidays, and monthly on the 5th.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 14, 2024 3:10 AM
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Had she not gone fringe astray she coulda been a perfect spokesperson for SlimFast. Like real talk. Remember America during that time. When a pussy grabber would have a ho like her speaking out. It would have been the worst thing ever. Career suicide. Not just politics, media too. Bast fast forward 20 years and some orange skin cream it’s tolerable. It just ok. It’s fucked up but as not as fucked up as them. “Was she a great big fat person” looking ass bitch can’t endorse. She’s rich but it’s too hard. She is educated but the decision is hard. And now here we are.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 14, 2024 3:17 AM
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