Pastors For Trump founder says the Antichrist will be "a homosexual of Jewish descent"

I've always suspected Michael Feinstein was the Antichrist.

Then they add to the lunacy by claiming "The false prophet, I believe, will be an Islamic imam".

Make your tiny fucking minds up people. Its one. Or the other. Gay Jew OR radical Islamic Imam, logically cant be both. But then I guess these chucklefucks arent exactly noted for being either logical or rational

Do we get to draw straws or has Ben Platt's dad already purchased this role for him?

The Antichrist sounds hot

R1, he has cleverly used the Gershwin catalog to lure the vulnerable!

But the big question is, does this antichrist also control the weather, or is that something only the deep state run by the Democrats can do?

Truly, people, how is it possible that these people are so close to regaining political power in the US????

No, Pastors. The Antichrist will be an orange, convicted, bankrupted, snollygoster grifting loser who publishes bibles in China.

Like Roy Cohn, Trump's mentor.

I hope of the Trump's Jewish grandkids is gay. He will have spawned the antichrist.

I'm circumcised -Is that Jewish-adjacent enough to count? I've been prepping for this for years and would hate to be disqualified from consideration at this point.

Jared?

Stephen Miller?

It's ANDY COHEN!

Have there been any blind items suggesting who it is?

Jesus is of Jewish descent, never had sex with women, and Mary Magdalene was his BFF. Maybe Christ is the Anti-Christ!

r14, it has to be a human, on earth, in the present time, so no.

Actually, it doesn't have to be present time r15. It could very easily be some far future time, but that don't sell shit to yahoos or fill the collection plates. So yeah, as a marketing matter we're always in those ever exciting End Times.

Just another right wing nut-job disclosing his porn site search history.

[quote]Actually, it doesn't have to be present time [R15].

Present time is relative. When the antichrist appears, it will be the present time at that time.

[quote]snollygoster

I love the DL.

LOL - yeah R14 - Jesus would be highly suspicious to these people if he were around today. Unmarried 33 year old Jewish guy hanging with his besties and a fag hag.

I have been reading on DL long enough to ask this question——why of Jewish descent? That part makes no sense.

I vote for Wentworth Miller. I volunteer to be First Lady Antichrist.

i KNEW it, he IS the anticrhist

Oh dear - here is the pastor - you can't make this shit up. How many cookies were they baking that day?

I'd just like a peek at his web history.

[quote] I have been reading on DL long enough to ask this question——why of Jewish descent? That part makes no sense.

That just feeds into the usual antisemitic trope, which most fundamentalist “Christians” seem to espouse, and which Orange Turd seems happy to stoke.

You know when you type in "Israel and Ga" - it says did you mean Israeli Gay Porn?

Honey - I was looking for GAZA - I don't know how all this gay porn kept coming up. It's the ANTICHRIST! Of course I had to watch it to see what the DEVIL is doing to our KIDS!

R25 thanks but I meant it as a joke.

Sounds a lot like our boy Jesus doesn't it?

[quote] Antichrist will be "a homosexual of Jewish descent"

You rang?

What's amazing to me is that anyone would think this goober from Oklahoma somehow knows more than anyone about the Bible and can claim he knows what the AntiChrist would look like.

For his followers in Oklahoma who have never met a Jew or a gay - it's an easy scapegoat. He may as well say a homosexual Jew from New York City!

R24 - yep,cookieface!

R30 I disagree. It could just as well be West Hollywood or the Castro why pick on NYC as the home of the anti-Christ.

Yes those poor people in Ok who don’t know gays and are homophobic because of that

maybe we should invite them to read at DL for a few months. They could find out what the DL thinks about all things like how the DL men have sex , what does the DL think about straights, how much does the DL hate Taylor swift, and how often does the DL wish those Christian fucks in Ok or similar were all dead?

Sometimes less exposure is better than more

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Found him.

It was Harvey all along?

David Geffen is the Antichrist?

Found it.

R36, are you also R12?

If the anti-Christ is a DataLounger, then he’s alright by me.

I saw a sign today in front of a local barbershop that had a picture of Jesus and Trump on it.

"JESUS. My Savior. TRUMP My President."

So glad I have a Flowbee.

Roy Cohn?

R40 is not R8.

It pretty much HAS to be Roy Cohn.

[quote]"JESUS. My Savior. TRUMP My President."

My immediate reaction would be, "BULLSHIT. My detector"

So Jesus?

Milo Yiannopoulos is half Jewish and a former homosexual — aka “still a homosexual.” Could he be the one?

It’s very clear that Jabba the Trump is the Anti-Christ.

Jesus!

Jackson Lahmeyer is trying to pick on the 84 y.o. Barney Frank?

That’s damn mean.

It's weird that I also immediately thought of Andy Cohen when I saw this thread. Is he the default Jewish gay person that we think of, or do we subconsciously consider him capable of doing extraordinarily evil things?

What's ironic and knowing is pointing out how HE is the false prophet proclaiming to know who the false prophet is. No gay Jew is stepping forward to claim to be a prophet and to tell people what the path should be.

But HE sure is!

It's a matter of time before some scandal comes out about him - mark my words.

Billy Eichner, Andy Cohen or Judith Butler?

It’s either Jesus or Fran Lebowitz.

It’s no one currently in the trump family

Currently?

And oh, dear.

No mention of a wonky eye?