Lardos 35: Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi, Greaseball Niko and their crazed superfan

Sad days for Gemma with the fat freaks all on hiatus. She'll be floundering around trying to find new idols.

Anon: Maybe your new hobby could be speed dating so that you finally find a boyfriend?

Gemma:

lol definitely not. why are you so concerned about my relationship status? when was the last time i said i was single anyway? what a weirdo. maybe concentrate in your own life and stop worrying about mine. Maybe your new hobby could be speed dating so that you finally find a boyfriend?

Pretty sure if she had a boyfriend she'd have mentioned it.

Thanks for creating a new thread! I am sure there is still plenty to talk about even if all of the lardos are having a break.

I doubt she has a boyfriend. She is so vague when she says ‘When was the last time I said I was single’. She definitely is single and virgin.

During the hiatus Gemma is going to fill her days with more and more food and finding new fat singers to drool over.

The only ones active now are that weird ass Haloo Helsinki band and they're just Eurotrash.

So Gemma is going to spend the next months by going to see Haloo Helsinki every weekend. The singer was chubby so Gemma will be hoping to see her gaining more weight. She probably gifts chocolate to the singer.

Everyone around Gemma is in danger of gaining weight because she loves blubber. She is a chubby chaser feeder type. And a food addict herself as well.

I think her next outing is to Lapland to see Haloo, driving through winter blizzards and stopping off every two hours to eat pizza and cakes.

Also known as "fatenfreude".

I can see that happening! She will need extra breaks to eat. She seems to be eating round the clock.

She’s had very greasy looking pizzas again! And she has also posted a mirror selfie where she is looking bigger than before.

Every time, she orders an XL size pizza for just herself and it never has any vegetables on it. Her face is vast in the mirror selfie.

Pizza is probably her favourite food. I bet she has no problem devouring the whole XL pizza. She probably thinks vegetables on pizza are too healthy. She seems to love oil and grease.

Yes, R10! Her face and those wobbly looking legs! And is that a box of alcoholic drinks that she is holding?

Looks like it! Some weird Finnish brand. Like a lot of overweight people, her face is always flushed and she likes wearing black.

She is pink like a greasy little pig. That black dress doesn’t help her. Do you think she wears black to look thinner? She still looks very overweight. And she looks so smug too. Embarrassing.

Anon said: Girl, people in my Niall group chat are saying you are an alcoholic. Hope not.

Gemma:

i am sorry but what ? why are people talking about me in their group chat and why would people say i’m an alcoholic? honestly what the hell?

Maybe because they've noticed all the beer, vodka and other alcohol she posts!

That’s actually scary that even other people talk about her alcoholism. There is so much wrong about Gemma. Alcoholism and food addiction. And that obsession with blubber. She is ridiculous. I am not surprised she doesn’t have a boyfriend.

I feel like she is proud of her drinking and eating habits. If I ate and drank so much I would never post about it anywhere. Why does she want everyone to know how unhealthy she is?

Can you see my pussy?

I am astonished that she's been on that blog since she was a teenager and never changed. Usually people go through massive shifts in their 20s.

Same here! And it’s a wonder she hasn’t had any major health concerns because of her diet or drinking habits. Constant eating and drinking. Has she complained about anything else but her cracking teeth? I feel like she will develop diabetes or something to do with her liver.

Fat Gemma is grieving the passing of Liam Payne. Is she going to heal her heart with food? Is she an emotional eater?

Gemma is more worried about Niall than anything else.

niall my baby 😔❤️‍🩹 my heart is breaking for him . he clearly has complicated feelings too and has been thinking about the whole thing . like how they just met, the convos they had .. i don’t even know . it’s hard to put into words . he clearly needed more time. i wish i could hug him

Of course she is more worried about the pig. Maybe she should send Niall some chocolate and other treats to make him feel better. That would make Gemma feel better too.

Imagine the amounts of food both of these lardos are going to eat because of how upset they are? Any excuse to eat!

All the 1d fans are hugely overreacting as if their own family member had died. And yes, Gemma will no doubt channel her emotions into food. Gigantic greasy pizza with chips on the middle! 🍕🍕🍕

A pizza a day keeps the sadness away! She’ll be stuffing her face at all times. And she will definitely have her pizza with greasy chips, her favourite!

I wonder how that “eating your feelings away” works? Why doesn’t she stuff her face with HEALTHY foods?

She bought TWELVE copies of Niall's first album. What a tragic waste of money.

Twelve? 😂 For what reason? That is so desperate. I don’t think she needs 12 copies of the same album. She has serious issues.

Did she buy the other albums as many times?

Looks like she did! That must’ve cost her a fortune.

Pathetic behaviour. She probably has dozens of copies of the Lard Channel album too, and the Lewis Fataldi albums.

How does she have the money! Who the hell needs so many albums? That’s obsessive behaviour. She needs help.

This description of Gemma is on point! The cheeseburger is so on brand for her. She said herself how cute the description is. 🍔

All that generated by AI based on five emojis ?

Looks like it! Kind of scary but even AI knows Gemma is a burger lover.

I checked the link she posted under that Tweet and it seems like it’s generated based on your profile bio and posts.

Hot? Blubber faced fatso! He has multiple chins and his jawline is nonexistent.

Can you see my pussy?

Gemma:

i got bitten by a horse twice yesterday and now i have two massive bruises on my left thigh and my whole leg is so sore. i’ve been riding for 20 years and i’ve never had a horse bite this bad

That sounds bad. I wonder why the horse bit her? Was she too heavy and the horse was unhappy?

The ponies did look skinny and undernourished so maybe they didn't like carrying her around. She should find a carthorse or steer clear of horses altogether, as it sounds like she's been bitten before.

It must be exhausting carrying a fat person like her around. She definitely needs bigger horses if she wants to ride. Like you said, R39, some sort of cart horse. If more than one horse has bitten her before that must mean something. I don’t think she realises she is too heavy for the horses she’s been riding?

She says this was a meal for two but I think she ate those four hotdogs and ice cream herself. Lardo.

Gross! I thought she said she was a vegetarian?

Oh yes, she did say that! And there she is devouring greasy hotdogs. Maybe she isn’t vegetarian anymore so she has more food options to choose from? What a shame she doesn’t have any discipline at all.

Isn’t that meatballs in that one photo? She clearly isn’t vegetarian anymore.

Gemma: why do I always get hungry in the middle of the night?

Will she resist the urge to feed?

FEED! That’s the perfect word to demonstrate her eating. I am sure she won’t be able to resist. When Gemma is hungry she has to feed! Even in the middle of the night.

Will she order herself a pizza like an anonymous suggested?

Gemma couldn’t resist a midnight feed and had some mozzarella sticks and chips in the middle of the night! She says that when she is hungry she HAS TO eat something. I can’t believe she eats full meals like that when she should be sleeping? That probably consists of over a thousand calories?

Speechless at her sheer gluttony and the way she shares it with the world. I remember her being full of love & admiration when chubby Niall said his insomnia cure was seven bowls of sugary cereal.

I don’t understand why she wants to share it with the world! She said she might have pizza today too. I wonder if she satisfied her craving?

Of course she loves that chubby Niall would devour SEVEN bowls of cereal. She is like him in so many ways. Did Lardo Niall really say seven? That’s gross! 🤮

actually so tired and cold . i am feeling sick, my acid reflux is acting up and my leg hurts and i still have four hours before i finish my shift . i am never this tired at work

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She's such a mess! Sounds more like 80 than 29.

Gemma made a post about Niall and tagged it 'seven bowls of cereal is so relatable'!

I didn’t know she had so many health problems like acid reflux! Her leg is probably hurting because of her weight. She should really watch what she eats. That’s not normal for a 29 year old.

She eats seven bowls of cereal too? Of course she thinks that’s relatable. She is actually so gross. I am out of words!

And why is she always hungry? She should get checked by a doctor and go on a diet. What needs to happen that she will realise that she is in trouble health wise?

And of course she had a pizza too! Just because someone suggested so! She really can’t stop herself.

She made her own pizza so it was probably so vast it barely fit in the oven.

Acid reflux is a symptom of excessive eating and drinking. Niall suffers from it too.

Of course she made her own pizza to have it as big as possible! And imagine the amount of toppings she will add? What would she add?

That doesn’t surprise me that Niall suffers from acid reflux too. Of course Gemma has it. Do you think her acid reflux is caused by the diet? Are there any other reasons for it? She definitely eats and drinks a lot.

Gemma is so in denial about her health! Questioning if she even posted about all the foods that anon mentioned. She seems embarrassed. But she admitted she doesn’t eat any fruit or vegetables!

Gemma is raging!

how handy you’ve been keeping a food diary for me ! why did you even have to list these foods? you think that’s all i ever eat? how is that ‘catching up with me’?

And yes, admitting in her tags that she doesn't eat enough fruit & vegetables. No wonder her horse bites are slow to heal and she feels tired all the time. Probably a huge deficit of vitamins A, B, D and C.

It’s hilarious how she is trying to pretend she didn’t post multiple pictures of all the foods that were mentioned. I don’t understand how she doesn’t eat fruit and vegetables? She will have so many more ailments in the next few years if she doesn’t fix her diet.

As well as the vitamin deficits I can only imagine how much more tired all that greasy and sugar rich food makes her?

Also her “Why did you have to list these foods?” is so funny! It’s like she didn’t want to see it all in one place. Unhealthy foods after another.

She was mortified to be called out but what can she expect when she shares all her unhealthy meals with the world, year after year?

She's a nurse so she will have had training in nutrition. No excuse!

Exactly! If she didn’t want people commenting about it she really shouldn’t post everything online. Let’s hope she will continue posting her fattening meals!

It’s weird that she is a nurse and she eats like that. She should know better. She must be putting on weight all the time?

It's a wonder she isn't even bigger than she is but I guess she's still young. Her metabolism will start to slow down in her 30s and she'll balloon.

You’re probably right, R63. She looks thinner in older photos and has clearly put on a lot of weight in the recent years. Not sure how much. 40-50 lbs maybe? More? She is soon turning 30 and that’s going to be a rough time for her body. And the more she eats the more she gets addicted to food. And she will eat more ➡️ More weight gained.

Is she ever going to change? She used to be in a calorie deficit I remember. Clearly not anymore?

And the saga continues! She said she has vitamin D deficiency and I am certain she has other deficiencies too. She thinks the only way to get the vitamins are by supplements but she didn’t consider a healthy diet? Apparently her acid reflux used to be easier on her but it’s gotten worse. Wonder why?

She also said she can never have just one bowl of cereal but eats the whole box!

but yes you can’t have just one bowl of cereal. i could always eat the whole box ahahah

And why does she find this amusing? It's a wonder she doesn't weigh 300lbs.

Isn’t it almost like she is bragging about it? Imagine her eating a whole box of cereal with litres of milk. Why does she post these things? She was just called out for eating like a pig and is back at telling about her disgusting eating habits.

It really is a wonder but I think at the rate she is eating she’ll be hitting 300 lbs in the future. I would like to know how much she weighs now. There’s no way she isn’t gaining any weight.

I could NEVER eat a whole box of cereals. How is that even possible? Does she not get full?

Do we know if she does any sports?

She only does horseriding but will probably stop that since the horse savaged her.

Gemma is the kind of person who slumps in front of the TV eating dry cereal from the box by hand as if she was eating crisps.

EWW! She definitely is! She definitely has all the grossest habits. Cereal from the box by hand. And she will eat the whole box! I wonder what her favourite cereal is.

I think she also eats plenty of takeout food. Probably orders in multiple times a week?

[QUOTE] Probably orders in multiple times a week?

Maybe not on a nurse's salary. She probably relies on those cheap €4 pizzas you can buy in supermarkets and put in the oven.

Someone asked Gemma her favourite cereal and she replied KRAVES. Looked it up and it looks more like a biscuit than cereal. Each piece has liquid chocolate inside!

Good point R73. She’ll get the cheap pizzas and have takeout as a treat every now and then.

And of course Gemma loves cereal like that! Looks very high in calories. Those are the kind she’d eat by hand so easily. That’s so gross with the liquid chocolate inside. I can’t get over the fact she eats a whole box of them.

Amazon is cheap as chips in the UK. I order about a hundred separate small things a month with free next day delivery on Prime.

If you don't speak fluent French there is zero point moving there as the French take pride in never speaking English.

They'd have been made much more welcome somewhere like Nerja on the south coast of Spain, which is full of British ex pats, or Mallorca.

Wow I just checked a whole box of KRAVES is almost 2000 CALORIES. Can you believe she eats all that? Does she eat other things on a day she eats a box of cereal?

Of course! She still needs her savoury fix.

True! She’ll have cereal as a snack when watching TV. What would her savoury fix be?

Isn’t 2000 calories daily recommendation? It is no wonder why she has such bad acid reflux.

She went to see that Haloo band again. Posting so many pictures of the singer.

'The way i love her"

Maybe she might become a lesbian

I was thinking the same thing! So many photos of her too. Of course Gemma likes her as she’s got chubby arms and a round face. She is obsessed!

She posted those photos on Twitter too with the caption “Hot as fuck”.

She'd easily find a girlfriend because lesbians don't care if a woman is overweight, unlike straight men. Maybe she is bisexual

That’s true. There are lots of lesbian couples where the other one is obese and the other one thin. Gemma must be bisexual. She should start searching for a girlfriend now cuz’ it seems like finding a boyfriend is impossible for her.

Video of Niall and Fataldi walking together in LA. Fataldi is about five foot wide.

Fataldi is getting so big he is almost waddling! Why is he gaining so much weight?

'Waddling' lol. I wonder if he'll ever recover from his Tourettes or if his music career is finished.

Hard to predict. His tourette’s seems severe. I haven’t heard anything about him in ages. I wonder how he is doing. He should try to fix his eating habits and see if that somehow would help with his tourette’s?

She ruined a collage of her cute long haired cat with a photo of some pastries.

That cat is very cute! Why does she always have to include food and pastries when she posts about something. Can’t she just post about the cat? She does love her food a little bit too much.

Niall at Liam's funeral today with a gigantic puffy face and double chin.

She also posted that she is ill. No wonder when all she eats is burgers and pizzas! Her immune system must be weak as hell. She doesn’t eat any fruit or vegetables.

His face is very puffy! He might’ve put on weight? Look at that double chin and round cheeks.

Here you can see he is easily the fattest one. His face is double the size comparing to the others. Very puffy face and round cheeks. And he is the only one with a double chin.

Not ill again! She was sick a couple of weeks ago on her night shift and before that she had painful horse bites!

[QUOTE] Here you can see he is easily the fattest one. His face is double the size comparing to the others. Very puffy face and round cheeks. And he is the only one with a double chin.

His face is twice the size of theirs! Awful swollen cheeks and double chin.

R97 Exactly! She was complaining about her acid reflux back then. Now she said she has fever. Watch her try to heal her fever with more food. I can’t believe she is a nurse?

R98 how did he end up this way! Look at how tight that collar hugs his neck compared to the others. It’s like he is about to suffocate. Did he grow out of that suit before he got the opportunity to wear it?

Arguing with her anons again.

Gemma: i can’t sleep i am boiling under my duvet and when i take it off i am freezing . send help Ugh.

Anon: Your complaint about a blanket. How about you grow the fuck up and do what we all do and suck it up. You’re such a whiney brat. How old are you?! ????

Gemma: what can’t i post anything i want on my blog ?? if you don’t like what i post maybe unfollow ? no i am not gonna ‘suck it up’ why would i ? my body temperature is almost 39 degrees so i will complain if i feel like it. lol. never been called a ‘whiney brat’ before that’s a new one.

And there is more!

Anon: You are always ill because you have a terrible diet of sugar and white carbs plus alcohol every day.

Gemma: and here we go again . i am not sick all the time? literally what ? you don’t know anything about my diet so pls shut your mouth. i don’t drink every day either ? where did you get that from now ??

Why is she always complaining? And why is she saying we don’t know anything about her diet when she posts everything she eats online? She must be a horrible person to have around. I wouldn’t be able to listen to her complain all the time.

She is ill all the time and has ongoing health concerns.

She just seems to be getting more and more angry and bad tempered as she gets older.

Exactly! Even though she should be getting older and wiser. Maybe all the sugar and carbs are eating her brain or something.

And why is she saying she doesn’t drink often when she seems to be consuming alcoholic beverages all the time? She was probably very drunk here too:

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Super tight collar. Can he even breathe in that?

Gemma is going to get buried in snow soon. Look at the picture she posted! Does she enjoy this weather?

I think Niall is turning into Elton John

His jawline has disappeared under layers of lard.

Harry still has a sharp jawline but the walrus moustache is awful. Shave it off!

Niall has no jawline at all. That’s a good comparison having them standing next to each other with Harry. Harry is all sharp lines and all Niall’s features are soft with blubber all over. Puffy cheeks too.

Has Niall ever had a defined jaw?

I think this is the same singer from that Haloo band? Gemma definitely has a crush on this woman. She posted again how much she loves her.

[QUOTE] Has Niall ever had a defined jaw?

Not since about 2014!

Poor Hogran. Lost his looks a long time ago. I wonder if he is insecure about his double chin and puffy face.

When did he start gaining weight?

[QUOTE] When did he start gaining weight?

2017-2018

Must have been hard to say goodbye to his slimmer figure. But he has only himself to blame!

So we know Gemma loves fat singers like Niall. Does she adore the weight gain too?

Looks very fattening with all that cheese.

Late 2017 was when Niall started piling on the lard. His fat face here!

His cheeks are very puffy. Since then his double chin has gotten way bigger! It’s weird that he started piling on the pounds so suddenly. He used to be thin.

Just saw this on Gemma’s blog as I was scrolling through. Another photo of Niall late 2017 with a massive lardy face!

Urgh, R123. All his features look smaller thanks to his vast blubbery face. He should get buccal fat removal like Liam Payne did.

Gemma posted more alcoholic drinks and some gigantic chips.

That’s true! All of his features look so much smaller on that fatty face. I don’t understand how someone could find him attractive.

Of course Gemma posted more greasy chips and alcoholic drinks. She has been called out for her disgusting diet many times lately and she still keeps posting her high calorie meals.

New photos of Niall Hogran with his girlfriend. He looks rough! His face looks fatter than before. It looks like he has been drinking for weeks?

Do we know what Gemma’s instagram user is?

No, but maybe similar to her weird Twitter url.

Could be. Would be interesting to see if she posts a lot on Instagram too.

Fatty is posting photos of food again.

Raging because one of her co-workers scolded her for eating too much chocolate!

okay but tell me how some people think it’s okay to comment on other peoples food choices negatively? there is this one lil b**** at our work who constantly comments on what other people eat ? i’ve had three of my coworkers saying she’s been rude about their lunches and now that i was taking two pieces of chocolate she goes ‘don’t eat too much’ LITERALLY WTH who does that ?? 😭😭😭😭😭 i told her everyone can eat what they want and it’s really rude to comment on other people’s food choices ??

She eats so much that her coworkers have to tell her to limit her eating. She is fuming! Eating is so important to her that if someone tells her to eat less she calls them bitches. 😂

In my twenties, there was an old guy at work who would always comment on my lunch disparagingly. And I was in decent shape at the time so it wasn't warranted for being a fattie. Looking back, he was quite obviously a total elderbottom and just enjoyed exacting revenge on the young men he could no longer have.

The tags on this post reveal an extreme level of gluttony. On a training day, the nurses were given a generous amount of money to buy dinner, so Gemma bought two dinners and ate them an hour apart! One was fried fish with chips.

An hour apart! How does she manage? And of course she had fried fish and chips. She didn’t say what the other dinner was. But who eats two dinners? She is a total pig. And look at the huge dome of ice cream she had with caramel sauce. GROSS!

”Of course I buy two dinners if I can”

Of course she does! She clearly doesn’t mind the fact she’ll put on more weight. She will definitely end up weighing 120kg. At least.

She did say that she ate them an hour apart! Hilarious that G answers all these asks instead of deleting and blocking like everyone else does with hate mail. She must be lonely and desperate for any communication, even negative.

I always thought it’s weird that she answers those anons! And yes she did indeed say she ate those two dinners an hour apart. First one was fish and chips so what was the second one? Maybe something lighter, hopefully?

Hard to tell. She had a plate heaped with coleslaw. If 🍕 was available she'd have jumped on it.

Of course she had heaps of high calorie coleslaw. She probably had another fried meal. It’s a shame she never eats anything healthy. Will she change when her diet starts to catch up on her more? Maybe when she gets fatter?

I wonder if she was drunk again? That food looks vile.

Really nasty and some items are unidentifiable.

They are! I can only name that salmon. Everything else looks very weird to me.

Does she mean she has been sleeping with someone?

Surely she means fat Niall, not a real person?

That’s what I thought. That post is so weird. It can’t be about a real person. I can’t see her sharing g a bed with anyone.

Probably a cat that she has anthropomorphised into her own little Niall.

Omg 😂 That’s probably what she means. That’s kind of weird and gross if she has a cat that she thinks it’s Niall. If she has any pets she’s probably over feeding them too.

I think the cats belong to her parents. They're normal sized.

Good news the cats are her parents then. They probably take better care of them than Gemma would.