Harrison Butker Endorses Josh Hawley

Self-righteous, sanctimonious motherfucker

Motherbutker, R1.

Looks like 2 fags on a date.

Harrison Buttfucker is a textbook closet case. You can take a look at any one of his family photos, and his big gay face next to that homely frau is a dead giveaway. I wonder if she'll will herself into denial after she inevitably walks in on him getting a hot load shot up his pretty ass.

Well Harrison, did ya?

You know they just enjoyed gusty brohjobs under those bleachers.

I dislike a lot of josh's actions but I've always found him cute.

I wish them years of happiness together.

He should change his name to Harrison Butkiss.

He’s like a non midget Gus Kenworthy

Harrison Buttfucker posts so many pictures of himself dressed up like a teenage boy trying to look like Conor McGregor. Skin tight suits, sunglasses, loafers, Gucci/LV briefcase, groomed beard. He tried to butch it up here with his outfit but he's still pinging to Mars.

I’d hatewatch their porn video

St Germaine elderflower makes everything better.

Despise both of them, but I bet the sex is amazing.

Who the fuck is Harrison Butker?

Will you stop slobbering over Josh Hawley????? You’re acting like vapid, silly 14 year old girls.

puny cocklet?

R15 He's one of those converts (like JD Vance) to the whack-a-doodle Catholicism that is so conservative and political that the nuns denounced his speech at a Catholic college. The speech was the usual homophobic, misogynistic, you must vote for Trump nonsense that's not based on any biblical teaching and goes way beyond traditional Catholic teaching.

What’s Butker’s position?

I think he's the bottom

He is awful but I still would love for him to unload inside of me

I know the world has changed, but looking at his Instagram, do straight men obsess about clothes these days and take so many selfies in their natty outfits? (I'll admit that he has some great clothes and wears them well, but...)

And when it's not him in clothes, it's him surrounded by other men, in the closest acceptable way to spend your time around other straight men, and for male "bonding".

And pals with Josh Hawley?

I'm not sure the world of straight men has changed [bold]that[/bold] much.

No, they do not! And married men with small children certainly do not spend their time playing dress up and hanging around with other men.

Buttfucker. I write that as easily as I do "dollface" on cute animal threads.

[quote]I think he's the bottom

No Josh is definitely the bottom

Two Ken dolls.

Do you think they cuddle after Harrison has blown his load in Josh’s ass? I’m guessing not, as that would be far too homosexual.

What R1 said. I don't give a rat's arse who this unctuous prick endorses.

They will spill their semen, r27, but not into crevices or other parts that may be interpreted as vessels in a biblical sense. I expect Hawley gets it in his face -- a lot.

The Hawley wife gets it. She's on the power trip, too. Buttfucker's wife seems too naive to understand her dandy kicker well enough. She's pleased enough to score a tall, wealthy guy who keeps her and the 2.5 kids flush, even if it means dressing like a Duggar daughter.

I'm shocked Lauren didn't bring her grandson, the gigantic prop baby, she used in previous court appearances like when she and her ex fought behind closed court doors, causing the half-Mexican prop infant to cry and wail.

BTW, that stage prop is this son's illegitimate son via the daughter of, you got it, an "illegal" Mexican parent.

Why are there zero shirtless pics of Buttfucker on the internet? Seems odd for an athlete. I need to see his bare chest for research.

^ whoops. Sorry, wrong thread!

The menswear guy did a Butker thread a few months ago, R22.

[quote]People keep asking me to comment on Harrison Butker's clothes, as he seems to be a clotheshorse. Some note that his clothes look "off." In almost every instance, it's because his clothes are too small. I will demonstrate. 🧵

[…]

[quote]When you shrink a tailored outfit, you narrow the shoulders, shorten the jacket, raise the buttoning point, reduce the waist suppression, and emphasize the hips by heavily tapering the trousers. You end up looking like a bell.

[…]

[quote]Harrison's outfits would be improved if he stuck to more traditional cuts and conservative fabrics. If he wants to venture further, he should choose a skilled tailor with good taste and not open his mouth. The less he inserts himself in the process, the better.

I’ll post the Twitter link in the next comment.

Link for R32

Bitchy tailor review

[quote]He's one of those converts (like JD Vance) to the whack-a-doodle Catholicism that is so conservative and political that the nuns denounced his speech at a Catholic college.

Publicly, Butker’s level of crazy eclipses Vance, but Vance knows his limits.

[quote]I want people around me that are going to push me to be a saint to be better

A scarf, a pocket square and a lapel flower.

Harrison is shirtless in this video in a hot tub with his teammates. Skip to around the 15-minute mark and you can see him. I expected him to at least have chest hair, but he really doesn't. His body is surprisingly twink-ish.

I don’t have that much time to waste😵‍💫

He’s a placekicker. No body required

Raymond Burke in R36?!? That queen? C'è già troppa frociaggine.

[quote]C'è già troppa frociaggine.

Fanny, you bitch!

[quote] Two Ken dolls.

Only because they don't have anything...down there.

What a couple of faggots!

[QUOTE]He's one of those converts (like JD Vance) to the whack-a-doodle Catholicism

Is he really a convert? I read his parents are Catholics. Maybe he went for a more conservative Opus Dei variation once he noticed he was sexually attracted to men. You know, pray the gay away types like Marcus Bachmann.

Josh Hawley is such a big fagola!

These two share a giant two-headed dildo.

Fegeleh!

[quote] Buttfucker

Buttfuckee

This is adorbs! Josh is his Taylor Swift!

What a cute couple!!!

Did he grow up poor? Did all the other kids laugh at his clothes? He's overcompensating for something.

R52 he’s overcompensating for his inability to get it up for his homely wife (and her hideous face is not the reason he can’t get hard)

R52, he grew up watching his older brother fuck a warn La-Z-Boy couch. Give him a break!

And not a top to be found in that photo.

I guess they settle for watching each other finger their own asshole while they fantasize about enslaving women and Mexicans.

[QUOTE]My ex-husband was in the closet. I've learned to spot the signs of men who are grappling with their sexual orientation....that's all I'm typing.

[QUOTE]One very tell tale sign is to look at how a person interacts with their spouse in photos. If it looks like they are presenting a prop that’s a red flag. Another one is they get obsessed with the romantic lives of other people. It comes from self-hate.

[QUOTE]LGBTQ who are living lives in the closet are suffering. It’s a horrible way to live your life. It’s even worse when they attack other LGBTQ folks. We should all live authentic lives based in honesty and not self-loathing. Being LGBTQ is perfectly healthy and normal.

Josh Hawley is such a fag

I move in fairly progressive circles and I would say that women do 80% of the childcare and housework. In conservative circles it’s probably 95%. When assholes like Buttfucker tell women to step aside and spend time with their children, I wonder where do they live that women are not doing this? Perhaps these guys are so rich that every couple has a nanny and a cleaner and a private school with daily extracurriculars which keep the kids away from both parents. Or maybe they are so online that they think manosphere memes are reality.

I don’t think that Hawley is popular, at least in St. Louis proper. There are Kunce signs all over my neighborhood.

I love Kuntz

Josh Hawley’s Local Newspaper Declares Him the ‘Worst Sitting Senator’

Hawley has brought ZERO federal dollars back to Missouri. But the inbred fools there will keep voting for him because he has an R after his name.

[quote]Butker says the goal of his PAC is to motivate Christian voters to hit the polls in November to protect Christian values at the ballot box.

Instagram:

[quote]Consequential times call for consequential actions, which is why I am proud to endorse my friend Senator Josh Hawley for another term serving the great people of Missouri. I have seen first-hand a man who puts his Christian faith at the forefront of everything that he does — and understands that no title or office he will ever hold will be more important than that of Husband and Father. I am also excited to announce the creation of the UPRIGHT PAC as a way to promote and encourage Christian voters to vote, so that their voices are heard this November. To donate click the link in the bio.

That is a side of Hawley you rarely see. He is glowing and clearly smitten. He usually has a snarl and the smile of a serial killer.

The two at R64 make a cute couple as well.

Why is Mrs. Hawley never around? Sure, she's busy trying to get contraceptives banned, but she could put in a little face time with hubby. Maybe she has a girlfriend and spends all her time with her...🤔

Mrs. Buttfucker is rarely seen, as well. I guess it's part of Dandy Harrison's "Christianity."

"Women should step aside..."

While their egotistical husbands dress up, bling out and prance.

This Butker freak dresses far too well to be heterosexual.

It’s always sunny in philadelphia

Gurrrrrrrrrrrl. Hawley is dying for that jock cock.

Buttfucker screams micro-dick. He’s the bottom in this relationship.

QUEERS!!!

So is this how we'll all have to be gay once Project 2025's done?

They spend more time on their looks than I do and I look at dicks.

Snicker.

Josh - I’d like to tie him up

Then I’d say to him - you’ve been a very naughty boy.

I would pay to watch these two fuck

I've written this on other Hawley threads:

[quote] He has weirdly creamy, almost translucent skin

Any relation to Elizabeth Bathory, r83?