A woman ahead of the times, who began renegotiating the concept of natural and attractive decades ago.
Jocelyn 'Catwoman' Wildenstein, 84, Shows Off Tweaked Face During Dinner Date With Fiancé Lloyd Klein, 57
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 13, 2024 11:58 AM |
She looks lovely now!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 12, 2024 12:27 AM |
She can't even close her mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 12, 2024 12:31 AM |
Madame Wildenstein set the new beauty standard, BOTCHED is the default.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 12, 2024 12:31 AM |
That's Madonna in 10 years.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 12, 2024 12:37 AM |
Or Kim Novak now.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 12, 2024 12:41 AM |
Madame Wildenstein did it first. 25 years ago!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 12, 2024 12:43 AM |
Like some fat, but solid liquor-plied Southern college girl who "will fuck a bitch up" for looking at her wrong at the Waffle House restaurant at 04.:00 in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 12, 2024 12:46 AM |
She was a beautiful woman before she ruined her face. Most women would've killed to look like she did before all the horrible surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 12, 2024 1:29 AM |
Younger than springtime and twice as exciting!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 12, 2024 1:39 AM |
She and Cher should team up for Mask 2
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 12, 2024 1:49 AM |
I do admire her for doing what she wants with her looks. She has the courage of her convictions.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 12, 2024 2:46 AM |
January 1998
[quote]Jocelyne Wildenstein—currently embroiled in a nasty divorce from her husband, Alec, scion of a billionaire—has been banned by her spouse from most of the mansion. Since September she has had access to only one servant (she used to have seven), a sitting room (decorated with 10 Pierre Bonnard paintings, valued at $100 million), a gourmet kitchen, a bedroom and an indoor pool. And while she has the company of her five Italian greyhounds, [bold]her capuchin monkey May Moon—which used to play in the floor-to-ceiling glass cage behind her tub[/bold] ("He swings while I take a bath," she says)—is stranded in Paris. The little primate doesn't get around much anymore now that he, the dogs and Jocelyne herself have been denied access to the family jet. "[The pilot] said, 'I am not at your disposal; otherwise I get fired,'
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[quote]But what fascinates people is not those numbers; it's her face. The New York Post dubbed Jocelyne the Bride of Wildenstein, and New York magazine called her the Lion Queen
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[quote]Alec—a horse breeder, art dealer and an heir to a $5 billion fortune—may also be unwilling to stop certain behavior. Since last spring he has been involved with other women, including a 21-year-old Russian model named Yelena Jarikova. Still, Alec maintains that it's his wife's addiction to cosmetic work—performed by New York City plastic surgeon Richard Coburn, a longtime family friend—that was at least a partial cause for their breakup. "She has the impression that you fix a face the way you fix a house," he says. "I must say I have trouble recognizing her up close."
A monkey in the bathroom. Wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 12, 2024 2:58 AM |
[quote]I do admire her for doing what she wants with her looks. She has the courage of her convictions.
It's certainly courageous of her to appear in public looking like an escapee from the Horror of the Wax Museum.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 12, 2024 3:34 AM |
I saw her on the street in NY once, years ago. She's even more frightening in person.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 12, 2024 3:35 AM |
She filed for bankruptcy in 2023.
The rumors about her divorce settlement were wildly exaggerated. She's apparently blown through what small settlement she got - estimates run as low as $50mm (of course, that's a lot of money, but not compared to the $2.5 billion many outlets reported at the time).
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 12, 2024 3:55 AM |
Well she doesn’t look 84 - because she doesn’t look human.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 12, 2024 5:54 AM |
I don't think she tweaked her face at all. She hired a new makeup artist, Alexis Stone. The drag queen who gets paid to go to runway shows, dressed as iconic women. He even went as Jocelyn to one of them and apparently she fell in love with how he looked.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 12, 2024 7:26 AM |
Tweaked is not the right word to describe this.
But she's 84, I don't think 84 year olds can have elective surgery requiring sedation.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 12, 2024 8:21 AM |
I’ve left a few monkeys in bathrooms across the land myself. Absolutely savage.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 12, 2024 8:42 AM |
[quote] He even went as Jocelyn to one of them and apparently she fell in love with how he looked.
I love that for him.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 12, 2024 8:43 AM |
Meow.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 12, 2024 9:10 AM |
How does someone run through 50 million? The annual interest alone is more than most people will retire with.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 12, 2024 10:55 AM |
The eye work was unusual enough but what possessed her to ask for that ginormous chin? I guess it's true that she really did ask to look like a wild big cat.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 12, 2024 11:19 AM |
She looks less outstanding to me now than a couple of years back. Maybe because we’re normalising Kardashian levels of surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 12, 2024 11:38 AM |
What's the deal with the fiance, and why is he still hanging around if she's broke?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 12, 2024 11:49 AM |
Lloyd Klein, 57, looks like a grifting homosexualist and a MAGAt.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 12, 2024 1:32 PM |
If Madame has funded her boyfriend's fashion career, this will explain why she is now broke.
An expensive vanity project. He owes her. A lot.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 12, 2024 1:36 PM |
Lloyd is "57" in Datalounge years.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 12, 2024 2:03 PM |
I actually like his designs.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 12, 2024 2:13 PM |
Lloyd is 57 but people are always telling him he looks twenty years younger, so...
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 12, 2024 10:27 PM |
“I am thin and gorgeous!”
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 12, 2024 10:42 PM |
Good god.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 12, 2024 11:15 PM |
The saddest part is that she's no longer unique in her over-done surgeries.
Plenty of women now look as bad or worse than she does.
Years ago, I read an intersting article that suggested that over time, we will reach the point where looking "normal" or natural will no longer be the beauty aesthetic, but this horrifying look will be the norm. One key point the article made was that having that many surgeries will become a wealth status symbol - that people will aspire to that look because it takes a money to have that many done.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 13, 2024 1:16 AM |
He definitely has homosexualist lips, I can smell the gay from here.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 13, 2024 1:48 AM |
Does be look like he's been rimming a snowman?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 13, 2024 2:23 AM |
She must have an original chin implant from when they were using Kleenex boxes as molds.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 13, 2024 8:46 AM |
She looks like George Foreman in White Chicks.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 13, 2024 8:50 AM |
Creepy. And sad.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 13, 2024 11:58 AM |