Jocelyn 'Catwoman' Wildenstein, 84, Shows Off Tweaked Face During Dinner Date With Fiancé Lloyd Klein, 57

She looks lovely now!

Before 🤯

She can't even close her mouth.

Madame Wildenstein set the new beauty standard, BOTCHED is the default.

That's Madonna in 10 years.

Or Kim Novak now.

Madame Wildenstein did it first. 25 years ago!

Like some fat, but solid liquor-plied Southern college girl who "will fuck a bitch up" for looking at her wrong at the Waffle House restaurant at 04.:00 in the morning.

She was a beautiful woman before she ruined her face. Most women would've killed to look like she did before all the horrible surgery.

Younger than springtime and twice as exciting!

She and Cher should team up for Mask 2

I do admire her for doing what she wants with her looks. She has the courage of her convictions.

January 1998

[quote]Jocelyne Wildenstein—currently embroiled in a nasty divorce from her husband, Alec, scion of a billionaire—has been banned by her spouse from most of the mansion. Since September she has had access to only one servant (she used to have seven), a sitting room (decorated with 10 Pierre Bonnard paintings, valued at $100 million), a gourmet kitchen, a bedroom and an indoor pool. And while she has the company of her five Italian greyhounds, [bold]her capuchin monkey May Moon—which used to play in the floor-to-ceiling glass cage behind her tub[/bold] ("He swings while I take a bath," she says)—is stranded in Paris. The little primate doesn't get around much anymore now that he, the dogs and Jocelyne herself have been denied access to the family jet. "[The pilot] said, 'I am not at your disposal; otherwise I get fired,'

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[quote]But what fascinates people is not those numbers; it's her face. The New York Post dubbed Jocelyne the Bride of Wildenstein, and New York magazine called her the Lion Queen

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[quote]Alec—a horse breeder, art dealer and an heir to a $5 billion fortune—may also be unwilling to stop certain behavior. Since last spring he has been involved with other women, including a 21-year-old Russian model named Yelena Jarikova. Still, Alec maintains that it's his wife's addiction to cosmetic work—performed by New York City plastic surgeon Richard Coburn, a longtime family friend—that was at least a partial cause for their breakup. "She has the impression that you fix a face the way you fix a house," he says. "I must say I have trouble recognizing her up close."

A monkey in the bathroom. Wtf?

[quote]I do admire her for doing what she wants with her looks. She has the courage of her convictions.

It's certainly courageous of her to appear in public looking like an escapee from the Horror of the Wax Museum.

I saw her on the street in NY once, years ago. She's even more frightening in person.

She filed for bankruptcy in 2023.

The rumors about her divorce settlement were wildly exaggerated. She's apparently blown through what small settlement she got - estimates run as low as $50mm (of course, that's a lot of money, but not compared to the $2.5 billion many outlets reported at the time).

Well she doesn’t look 84 - because she doesn’t look human.

I don't think she tweaked her face at all. She hired a new makeup artist, Alexis Stone. The drag queen who gets paid to go to runway shows, dressed as iconic women. He even went as Jocelyn to one of them and apparently she fell in love with how he looked.

Tweaked is not the right word to describe this.

But she's 84, I don't think 84 year olds can have elective surgery requiring sedation.

I’ve left a few monkeys in bathrooms across the land myself. Absolutely savage.

[quote] He even went as Jocelyn to one of them and apparently she fell in love with how he looked.

I love that for him.

Meow.

How does someone run through 50 million? The annual interest alone is more than most people will retire with.

The eye work was unusual enough but what possessed her to ask for that ginormous chin? I guess it's true that she really did ask to look like a wild big cat.

She looks less outstanding to me now than a couple of years back. Maybe because we’re normalising Kardashian levels of surgery.

What's the deal with the fiance, and why is he still hanging around if she's broke?

Lloyd Klein, 57, looks like a grifting homosexualist and a MAGAt.

If Madame has funded her boyfriend's fashion career, this will explain why she is now broke.

An expensive vanity project. He owes her. A lot.

Lloyd is "57" in Datalounge years.

I actually like his designs.

Lloyd is 57 but people are always telling him he looks twenty years younger, so...

“I am thin and gorgeous!”

Good god.

The saddest part is that she's no longer unique in her over-done surgeries.

Plenty of women now look as bad or worse than she does.

Years ago, I read an intersting article that suggested that over time, we will reach the point where looking "normal" or natural will no longer be the beauty aesthetic, but this horrifying look will be the norm. One key point the article made was that having that many surgeries will become a wealth status symbol - that people will aspire to that look because it takes a money to have that many done.

He definitely has homosexualist lips, I can smell the gay from here.

Does be look like he's been rimming a snowman?

She must have an original chin implant from when they were using Kleenex boxes as molds.

She looks like George Foreman in White Chicks.

Creepy. And sad.